Need a hand, Darius?

You saw my content didn't you :P

fish chick is giving the metal dude a handjob along his giant metal dick.

look at where his hands are and where the metal pole in the left pic are positioned.

Fish chick
Metal guy
id freakin love to see you nickname all the lol champs

You have to look at the handle of Darius's weapon and Nami's weapon. The splash art images line up in a way that makes it look like they're both holding the same weapon.

Hope that helped.

It looks like the guy on the right is holding the weapon the girl on the left is holding

The weapon is also his penis.

nami looks like shes holding darius' axe

its not a very good joke

Now you know how I feel about anime. Quit posting anime and we'll quit it with the LoL.

>implying i have a god damned thing to do with anything anime related

>When people use anime pictures, they're usually weeaboos

1. youre using implications wrong, and 2 its a reaction image, im sure you have about 700 on your hard drive

I usually type the name of it followed by .jpg, I'm a lazy fucker

i like this anon...can we keep it?

thatsthejoke.jpg

Whoa, whoa, why is he getting red thumbs for this? I thought it was another LoL joke that was aimed only at people who play the game. I only got it after looking at this comment.

IP is what you obtains for playing games. It's basically free points to purchase champions, runes and runepage.

RP is what you pay for with real money in order to acquires something nice to your account for example... Skins, IP boosts, easier purchases of champions (I DO NOT RECOMMEND THAT) and bundles.

You earn IP by playing.

You buy RP.

(its been a while, don't remember which is which)

One you buy, the other you earn from playing

Ohh okay I was wondering how that worked. Thank you kind sir.

every 22 hours unless recently changed

buy champs with rp aand save your ip for runes

you buy rp with real money

you get ip by playing

Ohh yeah and one more question. How do the Runepages work? I know I sound like a total noob but oh well lol

Rune Page is where you places your runes, which is separated into four categories: Red, Yellow, Blue and Purple, designed to give your champion some laning advantage over your opposition.
You are given two free rune pages at start. (If you were here before 2010 i think, you get a free rune page for participating in a promotion of video game award.)
Each rune page cost 6300 IP or 975 RP.
You can have the max of 20 rune pages at a time.

Basically you buy runes and put them in the rune page. When you start a game you select the rune page you want to use and you will get those bonuses that those runes give you (like extra armor, extra AD/AP, Gold per 5, etc).

Ohh okay so they're just boosts to your character then. I see now. Thanks man.

Not a problem, glad to help out a new player.

PRO TIP: Don't buy runes until you hit lvl 21

PRO TIP #2: Don't use RP's to buy champions since you can buy them with IP's (you get when you win or lose games)

PRO TIP #3: Don't buy RP's by SMS text message.

And don't buy skins. I've had 2 accounts permabanned with my money wasted.

dude if you get perma banned you are just a huge dick, like....the things you have to do to get perma banned once is bad but TWICE
LEARN FROM YOUR DOUCHE MISTAKES NIGGA

Not even. I'll keep making accounts till they ip ban, then I'll make another under a proxy.

ENJOY SPENDING YOUR MONEY AND STARTING OVER NIGGA
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

I literally don't buy anything, I only use ip

you said you bought skins a min ago brah

Well now I don't buy anything

I'll make sure I won't the community

start saving at 17 o.O
unless you only play one game a day preferably bots for win of the day you wont have enough ip to buy even one decent page by the time you hit 20
I more recommend just buy a few champs that you like and then start saving ip for runes at lvl 8

Or just start saving for RUINS at low level.

look at ragingthyroids' comment, he's got it, but all the idiots here that DO happen to play LoL downvoted him because he explained the joke. To help, look at Darius's hands (the dude) compared to Nami's pole.

darius's axe extends so it looks like its part of namis staff

What does that mean, and why is it funny?

its darius's penis -_-

It's just a juxtaposition joke.