After Reading A Lot of LoL Channel.... ...I have to ask, who the is this Teemo guy, and why does all FJ like him so much?.. Teemo is the biggest cunt in the game Not Even hating Just curious
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #14 - ferose
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(03/25/2013) [-]
Teemo is the biggest cunt in the game
User avatar #43 to #14 - slowyourtroll
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(03/26/2013) [-]
you should be able to smite teemo. its only fair.
User avatar #28 - FAILtim
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(03/26/2013) [-]
you get 4 skills. ( some characters more but skip this .)
q-w-e-r

q-w-e are considered "normal" skills. and your R skill is considered your "ultimate move"

teemo has :
Q-Blinding shot - obviously blinds someone and deal magic damage.
*blind : makes you miss all your attacks
W- move quick. makes you run faster passively and actives for a quick burst
*quick burst : the passive is removed when damaged. the burst isn't !
E- toxic shot/dart (forgot) - deals additional magic damage on each attack
*magic damage ( *AP ( Ability Power ) ) can be increased with items
R- puts down a mushroom that when run over ( near ) will explode and deal magic damage and slow all surrounding "hero's"
*magic damage so also scales with AP.

teemo is i think the only character in the game that can blind. so that makes him good VS melee "heroes". ( one of the jokes is that Lee sin - the BLIND monk can be blinded by teemo to cause him miss all of his attacks. )

teemo can for so far as i remember be played in 3 way's.
AP - pure magic damage which causes his blind shot - schroom - and passive toxic shot to deal sick amounts of damage.
AD - pure Atack Damage ever hit hurts like hell. but is totaly unaffected ( apart from the utility (slow and blind and move quick )) by his skills.
Hybrid : mostly mixed in with attack speed and "on hit effects" to cause him to be more annoying than ever.

**4th not catagorised class *derpclass : buy an oracle elixer ( see stealthed units ) and play as a ward.


Why FJ likes him? high likely because he's considered to be a troll among all heroes. people ingame see him as a "taunt" see teemo kill him asap. or known as "taunt aura". it just mocks people to even see him. but most likely his laugh. it's high pitched and annoying as a boy scout.
User avatar #40 to #28 - epriham
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(03/26/2013) [-]
you forgot the Quinn blind and the hemierdinger blind as well.
User avatar #42 to #40 - FAILtim
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forgot heimer indeed. but i don't know quinn since it's been a very long time.
User avatar #30 to #28 - bawbmaggit
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Very good explanation! thumb for you!

P.S several other champions can blind
User avatar #31 to #28 - Thundergod
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Heimerdinger's concussion grenade blinds, and speaking of which, I rarely lose to that little rodent. My reason? Teems ain't got **** on my turrets once those grenades start flying.
User avatar #35 to #28 - shadowstepone
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(03/26/2013) [-]
quinn and valor and heimerdinger also have blind
#36 to #28 - iamtheblackgoat [OP]
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(03/26/2013) [-]
You were by far the most helpful answer (even though others made me chortle)...thumb for you
#27 - ieatsonicteam
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(03/26/2013) [-]
we dont like him

he is the spawn of SATAN
furry ****
User avatar #7 - Gedziuzzz
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(03/25/2013) [-]
Nobody likes ******* Teemo. The only good Teemo is a dead Teemo!
#13 - romar
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#8 - Holyshizznips
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Was just in a battle with one as pantheon, whom I usually do rather well on. We lost horribly. Just because of that one little faggot. I hate him. With all the fury of hell.
Was just in a battle with one as pantheon, whom I usually do rather well on. We lost horribly. Just because of that one little faggot. I hate him. With all the fury of hell.
#11 to #8 - browniez
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(03/25/2013) [-]
if you play pantheon you should dominate teemo, just max your spear shot and play agressive from lvl 2/3 depending on how much ap he starts with from his runes and you should dominate the lane. heres proof, when they picked teemo before we had picked a top, i told my team to put me in lane vs the teemo whether he was mid or top so i could shut him down,

so basically if you see teemo play pantheon and play agressive all laning phase (with ward coverage ofc) and push lane constantly to his tower since teemo is a horrible farme under tower, gank lanes with ur ult, collect free elo :)
User avatar #15 to #11 - Holyshizznips
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Yeah he only ****** me up that one game, he was a few levels ahead. I've kicked his ass a few times today. I'm really new, only been playing for three days, but I kick ass as mantheon <.< Totally gonna be the first champion I buy. MANTHEON MANTHEON YES WE CANTHEON. Thanks for the advice btw :D
User avatar #16 to #15 - browniez
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hahah he was also the first champion i bought :P, but just remember your ultimate is for ganking/cleaning up fleeing enemies not for teamfights(unless of course a teamfight starts when you are far away and need to get there fast)
#21 to #16 - nanananapotato
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Teemo was the first champ I ever bought >w<
User avatar #20 to #8 - sackballz
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Did you play against a panda Teemo along with a thresh and a vayne on bot?
User avatar #23 to #20 - microro
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That sounds like a game I played, I was thresh. remeber if he had the Underwater skin?
User avatar #48 to #23 - sackballz
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Aw man, sorry, I was the Thresh in the game I was talking about xD
User avatar #49 to #48 - microro
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Anyways, Threshbump!
User avatar #32 - naoxyn
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Trust me OP
NO ONE LIKES THAT LITTLE FAGGOT

We make fun of him, always.

Kudo's to Caitlyn for Yordle traps.
#1 - dlwnsgur
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(03/25/2013) [-]
hes kawaii as fuk
#9 to #1 - Holyshizznips
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The teemo I just got my ass kicked by's name was Kawaii something. No. I hate teemo.
The teemo I just got my ass kicked by's name was Kawaii something. No. I hate teemo.
User avatar #47 - redrex
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(03/27/2013) [-]
he's a little ****
#18 - roystar
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(03/25/2013) [-]
I loike my Teemo's two ways: Dead or about to be...