A-Let's-a GO!

Granted, I hate Teemo, but I'd rather they nerf Darius. Teemo doesn't need nerfed, just banned every game.

i lost a penta kill on volibear to a teemo...i was 1v5 and they were mainly underfed adc...but the teemo came outta nowhere and killed the last one...i was uber pissed

Well I nearly lost mine, we had a morgana on our team and she really disliked me and she saw I got a quad, so she ran for the fifth enemy and used everything she had when he was getting low, luckily enough I managed to get the last hit and that was my first penta.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I ranked top 10% in league, and I’ve been involved in numerous jungling ganks on the enemy jungler, and I have over 300 confirmed ranked wins. I am trained in summoner jujitsu and I’m the top volibear in the entire US ranked league. You are nothing to me but just another 300 gold. I will wipe you the fuck out with lightning the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my 5v5 team who are spread across the USA and your summoner name is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, the thunder calls maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid, and when you respawn be watching because ill be there again. because i can, and will pentakill your ass 1v5. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven different ways, and that’s just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in clawed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the League of Legends shop and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you and your sniveling cubs off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn pleb. a storm will follow in my wake and I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I love cho gath. <3

That's cute.