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A man and his hobby. Found this browsing the internet searching for Riven pics... for.... science. Also, another weird description time: If I don't fish for pea

Found this browsing the internet searching for Riven pics... for.... science.

Also, another weird description time:

If I don't fish for pearls to get my sex wee trickling from my front bum, his cervix cigar is going to leave my panty hamster resembling a horse's collar. My cod crater was trembling like a rat on acid. The slamming makes me flood my vertical moisture all over his mutton dagger. With his long-dong silver plowing deep into my gashtray, the sensation of his master of ceremonies smashing my cervix made me quiver like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my soft-shelled tuna taco got me splurging fallopian fish stock faster than a greased weasel **** .

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User avatar #17 - avatarofavarice (04/12/2014) [-]
Unpopular Opinion time:
League of Legends is a slow ass game with odd controls, the most venomous community in gaming, and is a cancer timesink for those addicted to it.
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User avatar #32 to #17 - jellybob (04/12/2014) [-]
Yeah the community is **** I'll give you that
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User avatar #64 to #17 - bloorajah (04/12/2014) [-]
i tip my hat to your sir.
voicing a negative opinion of league is like mentioning the nazis at a bar mitzvah.
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User avatar #65 to #17 - thhomass (04/12/2014) [-]
WiseshotGG on Dominion It's fast, it's fun.
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User avatar #79 to #17 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (04/12/2014) [-]
not considered a waste of time if players enjoy themselves
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User avatar #85 to #17 - imofcnotharveydent (04/12/2014) [-]
well not urf, yeah but it's fun when it's not, true again but then again, what else to do? funny junk? then you got to be ******** me
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#28 to #17 - anon (04/12/2014) [-]
well, I definitely agree to the part about the venomous community.
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User avatar #87 to #17 - TheOnlyGodzilla (04/12/2014) [-]
I prefer smite.
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User avatar #89 to #87 - tormain (04/12/2014) [-]
Who doesn't
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#94 to #89 - thecrayzeeman (04/13/2014) [-]
Casuals.
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User avatar #95 to #94 - tormain (04/13/2014) [-]
No one cares about them
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#96 to #95 - thecrayzeeman (04/13/2014) [-]
Agreed.
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#18 to #17 - telamatoes (04/12/2014) [-]
No, that opinion is pretty popular.
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User avatar #63 to #17 - huszti (04/12/2014) [-]
WoT's community is much more toxic than LoL's
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User avatar #19 to #17 - veneficium (04/12/2014) [-]
I think most MOBA games have toxic community as you are relying on 4 total strangers to win the game. LoL seems worse only because it has a larger community. Also you can just change the keybinds if you don't like the default controls.
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#49 to #19 - winterguy (04/12/2014) [-]
Dota has more hateful community but it doesn't show that much, since most of players are from Russia and Brasil, so you don't understand.
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#57 to #49 - anon (04/12/2014) [-]
Dota made me know what cyka means
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#80 to #49 - Jameshaich (04/12/2014) [-]
I've met like 3 people who speak English on that, and it's always broken English.

Russians are ******* all over that game
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User avatar #99 to #19 - shatted (04/13/2014) [-]
It's true. A popular game means that more trolls get on it and people just playing to ruin other's experience.
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User avatar #21 to #19 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
You're right about MOBAs having toxic communities, but LoL has in my experience the worst community by far.
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User avatar #67 to #21 - thepastamaypwnyou (04/12/2014) [-]
Not only MOBA's Arena type games, that you can join as solo or a small group have a bad community too, WoT as an example.

Only game mode with a less harsh community is team battles
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User avatar #37 to #21 - thatguybehindyou (04/12/2014) [-]
Yeah after I got passed bronze the toxic players started decreasing. I bet it's like that in other MOBAs too
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User avatar #38 to #37 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
Dude they get worse. Silver was so bad so are golds.
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User avatar #39 to #38 - thatguybehindyou (04/12/2014) [-]
I guess I got lucky then. Ever since the new ping system tho the teams that barely type end up winning. I feel like the more you type in a game of League the more your rage builds.
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User avatar #40 to #39 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
Yea. I started just muting everyone at the start, but without the social aspect I realized how boring MOBAs are.
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User avatar #44 to #40 - thatguybehindyou (04/12/2014) [-]
Maining support makes people think I'm the voice of reason apparently.
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User avatar #43 to #40 - thatguybehindyou (04/12/2014) [-]
I am the guy who mains support. Most of the times I find myself calming down other players and have ended up winning. Try unmuting them and training yourself not to rage. They might type something useful from time to time even if they rage. Boxbox himself told me this in a livestream when I asked him
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User avatar #45 to #43 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
Well unless you're a terrible support no one gets mad at you. I uninstalled the game and feel so much better now. There are some people you just can't reason with like those guys that see a pro play ad elise jungle and try it out for the first time in solo ranked and cant land a single q and are convinced that they're right and wont start building ap.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - thatguybehindyou (04/12/2014) [-]
Well with my current attitude I'm climbing up the ladder. Hopefully gold players aren't worse than silvers.
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User avatar #47 to #46 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
They're about the same. The player attitudes don't change some just get better at the game.
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User avatar #22 to #21 - cezand ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
DOTA has racism, violence, hatred towards anyone who isn't Russian.
LoL has the exact same.
SMITE probably has it.
Heroes of the Storm will most likely have it.
HoN has it.
They all have it. It doesn't matter how you shade it, they're all filled with toxic players.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
That's what I just said, but its amplified on LoL.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - cezand ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
Because there is more players. If DOTA had the same number of players, then it was be the exact same.

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User avatar #25 to #24 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
You just keep proving my point.
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User avatar #27 to #25 - cezand ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
Well, when you gather a certain percentage of dicks per person, then you're bound to find a higher level of dickishness.
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#3 - altari ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
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#4 to #3 - dehnoobshow [OP](04/12/2014) [-]
Worst ship. Even worse than Lux x Ezreal.
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#5 to #4 - altari ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
What about this one?
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#6 to #5 - dehnoobshow [OP](04/12/2014) [-]
Now that's as bad as Rengar x Nidalee. But better.
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#20 to #6 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (04/12/2014) [-]
excuse, me. just best ship sailing on through.
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#36 to #20 - lurg (04/12/2014) [-]
Ahemmm
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#72 to #36 - altari ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
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#8 to #6 - altari ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
Well I have no more league related ship pictures. Have an Ahri instead.
Well I have no more league related ship pictures. Have an Ahri instead.
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#9 to #8 - dehnoobshow [OP](04/12/2014) [-]
Ahri is best fox.
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#10 to #9 - altari ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
I agree.
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#11 to #10 - dehnoobshow [OP](04/12/2014) [-]
I have a whole folder full of her.
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#12 to #11 - altari ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
I don't have a whole folder, but I have a decent amount of wallpapers.
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User avatar #68 to #12 - thepastamaypwnyou (04/12/2014) [-]
Folder*

I know what youve been doing lately
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#13 to #12 - dehnoobshow [OP](04/12/2014) [-]
>Foxfire Ahri
Some champions are better without skins. Ahri is one of them.
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#14 to #13 - altari ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
I agree. I think this would make a nice skin though.
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#15 to #14 - dehnoobshow [OP](04/12/2014) [-]
Festive Ahri. Everyone else has a festive skin besides her.
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#16 to #15 - altari ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
Pool party Ahri would be nice too.
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User avatar #58 to #4 - ImmaAnteater (04/12/2014) [-]
****** so canon though.
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User avatar #50 to #4 - cycloberrick (04/12/2014) [-]
lux x ezreal is an actual thing though. it's in their lore.
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#30 - PenguinsOfMars (04/12/2014) [-]
I think League of Legends feels like a watered down noob friendly version of DoTA, its a lot slower giving a lot more time to react, bushes are dumb, heroes constantly become imbalanced, you have to buy your heroes so its not like its even for everybody, runes and masteries are absolutely retarded, lower level caps give shorter games allowing for everyone to end up with a full item build at the end of the match meaning your amazing early game farm no longer matters. Its become to where the game is now just catering to the lowest common denominator. DoTA players are typically better, I know a few LoL players who watch DoTA tourneys but if you ask a DoTA player if they watch LoL tourneys thats exactly what they would do... They would lol.

I won't delete this, I'll accept the swarm of red thumbs from FJ community who is hard on League's dick
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User avatar #31 to #30 - chaosascendingx ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
Ive played both, and tbh, dota is boring as **** . Theres really nothing wrong with either game, its just preference.
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#41 to #30 - anon (04/12/2014) [-]
I hate both.
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#48 to #30 - anon (04/12/2014) [-]
I disagree, therefore thumbs...
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#56 to #30 - anon (04/12/2014) [-]
I share your opinion, it's a casual copy of Dota, but the fanboys are so blind they don't even see it.
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User avatar #59 to #30 - ImmaAnteater (04/12/2014) [-]
I hate this comparison. Both games focus on different mechanics totally. League is much more objective based gameplay, there's quotes from pros of both scenes talking about how different the focuses of each game are. Upper level DoTa players suck at league and vice-versa. Watching one try to make the switch is hilarious, there have been streams in the past and they were really enjoyable to see pros try to play the moba they aren't use to. Not to say your opinion is wrong, it's your opinion, but the argument that generally one moba's playerbase is better is pretty **** . All moba's have a god awful playerbase, it's pretty much a requirement for the genre nowadays.
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User avatar #97 to #30 - drenforcicle (04/13/2014) [-]
Honestly, both games have their ups and downs, such as Dota 2 doesnt have much scaling besies who has the scariest right click and league has so much scaling its whoever has the fastest fingers. They both offer fun, it just depends if you want fast paced or quicker thinking without taking 1000's of damage in 1 second from some equally farmed asshole as you.
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#105 to #30 - matexius (04/13/2014) [-]
Most of these reasons are why I more or less stopped and switched to Starcraft 2, in LoL players would constantely say that I suck or even when it wasn't my fault (which was quite rare) would feed and flame the team, sure, you shake it off and move on, but it gets to you slowly... the community is not that friendly, there are exceptions, of course.
In SCII:
The only way to be ''fed'' is to have a well-built economy, a high Actions Per Minute
counter and a solid army production
it's a lot more strategic.
Sure my main race constantely seem underpowered and nerfed, but I still play them... no matter what...
there are no feeders, considering it's mostly 1v1, sure it goes up to 4v4, but rarely anyone plays that. if you lose, it's pretty much your fault...

Sure I still suck in SCII, just as I did in LoL, but in SCII noone calls me a feeder and flames my chatbox, or calls that I KS's and spams to report me; there I know why I suck. Sadly...none of my friends play it...

I still respect LoL... I' m just looking for new experiences, which I currently find in SCII...
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User avatar #107 to #30 - lapsushominum ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Honestly my biggest gripe about DotA 2 is the shop. To me it feels like a giant *********** without any way (to my knowledge) to alter the sorting of the items by what stats they give, and it frustrates me to no end.
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#35 to #30 - anon (04/12/2014) [-]
you don't have to spend real money on champions ******* . It's 100% free if you choose it to be. Not everyone will have a full build at the end of the game. You should be pushing to end the match if you're fed. All your excuses make you sound poor as dirt and just too stupid to have common sense. I wouldn't doubt you being bad at both League and DoTA since you clearly lack what it takes to be good at any moba, common sense.
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#42 to #35 - PenguinsOfMars (04/12/2014) [-]
>have to buy heroes must mean real money. and I'm the one lacking common sense
>have to buy heroes
must mean real money. and I'm the one lacking common sense
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User avatar #73 to #30 - whiplasher (04/12/2014) [-]
Invoker alone has more depth than LoL.
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#81 to #30 - Jameshaich (04/12/2014) [-]
From my experience in playing LoL, then DOTA 2, then LoL again

DOTA is much, much slower pace and clunky. But it looks better.
I can't actually compare the two, it's like comparing TF2 and Call Of Duty. Both in the same genre but they play so different.

You're just one of those guys who plays a less popular game and somehow think you're special for it

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#33 to #30 - qwertyuioplkjh (04/12/2014) [-]
Actually, you're right, and I play League of Legends and love it. I tired DoTA 2, didn't like it and went back to LoL.
Dota IS harder, but you can't compare Dota and LoL they're different games. (I know they're both moba but so ******* what? couriers, shops and even the vision is different)
Plus, early farm DOES matter, shutting down your opponent from getting farm and zoning him are necessary for a succesfull mid and late game, and as for runes and masteries - they give a player a little boost for early game because early damage for ADC's suck, junglers can't do **** without masteries and early game is overall hard.
But w/e.
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User avatar #53 to #33 - avarius (04/12/2014) [-]
I disagree with the statement, that LoL and Dota aren't comparable. Dota has undeniable more depth to it, but the core gameplay is very very similar. A courier and additional shops doesn't change that much.
Also, while I somewhat agree with Mr. Puffin here, he sounds like a total dick about it though. And I think the post was just made to start a flame war....
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User avatar #104 to #53 - qwertyuioplkjh (04/13/2014) [-]
Well, I guess we both think differently and that's fine, but you have to admit that the ability to teleport back to the fountain\well without having to buy a TP scroll is a game changer, that not having to go back to the shop at the fountain and lose CS and lane pressure and dominance in the lane can change A LOT, DoTA and League are both very different, and although they are both in their core very similar, a lot is different.
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#51 - xsap (04/12/2014) [-]
I was enjoying rapid fire until they banned all 3 of my best champs

R.I.P Kayle, alistar, Niddly...

And i just got a rare alistar skin too, i felt like a god...
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#82 to #51 - Jameshaich (04/12/2014) [-]
> Not playing Alistar toplane in ranked
> Not headbutting ****** around
> Not building AD
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#74 to #51 - adamks (04/12/2014) [-]
Well you would obviously do good with three of the most overpowered champs. The ones that sorta ruin the experience for the rest of the players, you know?
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User avatar #75 to #74 - xsap (04/12/2014) [-]
but i enjoyed getting 75 kills a game
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#76 to #75 - adamks (04/12/2014) [-]
75 undeserved kills to be fair.
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User avatar #77 to #76 - xsap (04/12/2014) [-]
hey, i ts not easy pressing Q 75 times, my finger hurts
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#92 to #77 - talked (04/13/2014) [-]
Syndra problems...
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User avatar #78 to #76 - xsap (04/12/2014) [-]
P.S. they should remove Zed too, ************ can 1 shot anyone the first 2 min of the game, every time i see a zed he always gets at least 8 kills before minions spawn
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#2 - dameush (04/12/2014) [-]
eh..only good thing to come out of LOL is the cosplayers
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#7 to #2 - dehnoobshow [OP](04/12/2014) [-]
Yes.
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User avatar #29 to #2 - bobibg (04/12/2014) [-]
Or, you know, fun?
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User avatar #34 to #2 - scafoldbich (04/12/2014) [-]
Not sure if I should green or red thumb.
Think of it this way: LoL is invisible to you, but delivers sexy. You should be more grateful.
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#101 to #34 - dameush (04/13/2014) [-]
yes... invisible
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#69 - iamsammich (04/12/2014) [-]
does anybody have recommendations for playing malphite? build, items, tips?
i think malphite is super cool, but i'm total **** at him in bot games. i'd like to actually kill some people when i play him
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User avatar #84 to #69 - tumblrball ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
build zhonya early game golden garp ftw
he benefits both from ap and armor.
other than than build pretty much a standard ap tank build.
also his mana consumption is a lot so maybe a roa might do good for him
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#86 to #69 - vladimirherzog (04/12/2014) [-]
you could build him AD bruiser instead of pure tank like most people build him

start with an early phage, get a sunfire cape and hydra, then triforce and then whatever resistances you need (spirit visage for MR or a randuins for armor)

if you ult and land a full combo on the squishies they should die , or be very low
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#88 to #69 - anon (04/12/2014) [-]
Theres a website called Probuilds which has pretty much exactly what it says on the tin... Stats for every champion in professional ranked games, down to Runes, Masteries, and even lane position.

Besides that you should watch some youtube plays, just seeing a professional can at least put good plays in your head which would otherswise just never occur to you.

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#62 - anon (04/12/2014) [-]
I suck at pretty much every multiplayer game, so when you combine that with the toxicity of the League community, it makes it easy for me to relate with people who dislike League. I mean, seriously, ******************** .jpg, and if you aren't even playing ranked/high level normals, getting pissy at unskilled characters is ridiculous.
To be fair, I'll admit that it's all right when you play with friends.
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#100 - wutda (04/13/2014) [-]
ITT we hate on LoL
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User avatar #98 - ohhh (04/13/2014) [-]
***** be lookin like he comes straight out of a doctor suess book.
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#93 - anon (04/13/2014) [-]
Quick Questionrooni:

I like LoL. I play it every now and then. Sadly, I lag a lot. If I turn off ALL the sound, it works fine. Am I missing anything this way? Is it worth keeping it on?

Also, how badly will I be punished for possibly connecting slowly or maybe not at all to a match?
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User avatar #106 to #93 - dehnoobshow [OP](04/14/2014) [-]
If you never connected, it's possible you won't get any punishment.
If it crashes while you're playing, you're in deep **** .
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#91 - EpicNerd (04/13/2014) [-]
Howdy
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#83 - galkawhm ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
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#71 - therealprime (04/12/2014) [-]
HAIL HYDRA
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#54 - tsomb (04/12/2014) [-]
Seeing LoL content while I've been visiting this site for a couple of months during ranked queue makes me happy
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#26 - snakefire (04/12/2014) [-]
Would anyone like to play with me?
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#60 to #26 - anon (04/12/2014) [-]
NO
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User avatar #61 to #26 - iasmith (04/12/2014) [-]
yes
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User avatar #102 to #66 - snakefire (04/13/2014) [-]
I don't play ranked.
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User avatar #70 to #26 - zpryed (04/12/2014) [-]
if you want to add me i have the same user name

im on most of the time since i dont have anything better to do
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User avatar #103 to #70 - snakefire (04/13/2014) [-]
Same here..
 
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