Actual Advice Mallard

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Aw shit

Kinda related, multiplayer games.

Go to the beginning of the video and hit left, up.

that pic reminds me of gollum for some reason

wat?

Seriously, dafuq?

Shit, I think that anon should have 86 thumbs, it made me laugh a helluva lot more.

It's actually bad advice mallard which means probably not a good idea to follow that advice

Normal colour is Advice Mallard
Red colour is Poor Advice Mallard, i think.

No, that would be fine, just immoral.

Stores generally don't care. I work at Best Buy.

I took back my PS2 to Game Crazy like 4 years ago, and they took it out of the box, plugged it in, and turned it on...

They'll just think the wrong console was boxed

Well, wouldn't you get charged for having broke it?
Or is that just our game shop?

red ring if death???

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because its good advice that takes advantage of something or others

you must be ugly then

y u say such a thing

well, prove him wrong with some pictures then

Didn't get raped...yet.

i cant believe i just rolled this...

What a fitting roll. Thumb for you.

in one of the episodes of Magic Schoolbus, they put newspaper and other papers in their jackets for insulation. keep your crotch clean! D:

"A good way to prevent frostbite: just put your hands between your buttocks. That's nature's pocket. "

It's natures long johns

Naw man;

Citronella is toxic. Even if the smell doesn't drive the spiders mad (unsure if arachnids can smell things) the oil will either prevent them from climbing the walls, or kill them.

but then they'd crawl on other things, like your bed, or stay on the floor under your bed and when you wake up they climb up you

I think it means the outside of your house, because that same thing bothered me while I thought about it.

yes but don´t forget the placebo effect... most people will think banana will have a greater effect thus they will feel it.. and im okay with that.

Ack!
Once someone even hints that something is a placebo, I can't make it work anymore :(

yes you can... you just need to train your brain... example i read that banana thing... i liked the idea, so i pick up a memory of a joy relating to banana, humm for instante a pervert banana joke... now i link the idea Banana=plesure/fun.

Its done, i now everytime i eat a banana i will feel happy :)

Only if you're hungry, remember.

you made a big mistake, bitch

I am perfectly okay with people not liking that I don't like bananas. They make me gag even smelling, so I'm not going to pretend they are okay to me.

Probably because you spend too much time deep-throating them so it brings back memories.

God mode:
>return scratched disk
>tell them about it saying the rented one(your actual copy) never worked
>get refund
>hue
>implying they never checked it
>hue

They don't check them, they immediately send them back out broken.

i did this with a copy of fable 3 this christmas.

And that explains why games I buy at Gamestop are usually scratched

don't they charge you if you break it?

Don't even check to see if it's broken, plus they can't assume you broke it, it's shipped via USPS.

Fucking beautiful, faved.

Awsome show!

if you ave a bucket or something of salty water and you rub the stain, it works too

this one is for cloths

Doing some "long division" i seeeeeeeeeee what you did there

..its just called Advice Mallard.

He put actual because people put some bullshit up there.


Like using baby powder to help get your finger out of a jar or something. (IT MAKES IT WORSE. VERY. WORSE.)

Slapping your penis in her face usually works on the internet.

not to mention they usually check to see the serial matches the one on the box on all electronics. at least where i work they do.

How would you feel if you were the person buying a broken console?