We heard you like penises...

c'est une référence sexuelle.

cest pas fransay ancient dialect artard

I'm French and currently throwing up from your limited knowledge about my european language.

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twasnt funny you faulty cerebral cortex

I have no idea what's going on in this thread, you filthy wrinkled crock cock.

est tu retard? Est francais. quietbrony est mon ami :)

no u

*C'est francais.

desole

You deserve a medal.

i'd prefer an inanimate carbon rod

This show is the real difference between England and America, heres how it is in England

And that's why there are more viewers in America.

Thats another difference, we watch shows because they are good not because they have boobs in it

Boobs ≠ good? What blasphemy is this?

FIRE THE PANZERSCHRECK!

Where is this from, i want to watch the whole series

I think that's from Superman/Shazam Return of Black Adam

lol what.

what show/movie is this from? This specific artwork appears different than what ive seen.

Superman/Shazam Return of Black Adam
It's really good.

If the woman wants to have sex with him, he will break up with her. That's whats wrong with this.

a simple no wouldent do?

If a girl wants to have sex, and if her boyfriend doesn't want to until marriage, the girl's diffidently gonna cheat, which will lead to a break up.

Yeah. One would think that the person wouldn't be to cruel, but sex is like a drug, and every addict has to get a fix somehow. That is how I always saw it anyways. But it is a better option to break up if the girl wants sex and the male doesn't. It'll save a lot of heartbreak.

Pretty much.

....What's your brother's name, where does he live and does he like girls with long hair?

You know, for science reasons.

Idk why you need to know name/area. But he has a strange taste in girls. He doesn't like boobs or ass in any sexual way. He's into girls who are unusual in personality and in looks. So if a girl has a hair style that is like no other, then he'll like it. Also, he likes girls with three quarter length sleeves.. Yes, that gives him a boner.

Did I also mention he's 25, and has never held hands with a girl?

Just curious, but does your family come from the "Near East"? You know, because you said something about arranged marriage and stuff...

We're originally from there, but we've lived in Canada for 17 years. I'm 18, so I'm pretty much.... normal. I'm not religious or cultural like my parents.

I see, so it´s by your brother´s own will to marry like that?

Not at all. I just know he can't get a girl himself.

Socially awkward? ^^
Maybe you should help him, or at least his friends could/should help.

I can't help him. He feels like talking to a stranger at a mall is equivalent to being... i don't know.... thrown into a pit of fire.. I shouldn't be a hypocrite because I couldn't do that as well haha.

He has some sense that makes him think that people don't want to talk to him, so he will never start a conversation. He often tells me that he doesn't even know how to conversate (yes, that's a word). Name any other 25 year old that doesn't know how to speak to people...

Oh man, I realy wish you would live near me here in Austria, would have loved to help you! :)

I'd be his favorite girl in the world! If I wasn't 18. Damn.

You can be my favorite girl if you want haha

And i have to ask, how?

I guess I'm just an oddball. I refused every guy in high school who wanted to date me because I know I'd make a terrible girlfriend in that I'm way too shy to do anything. I've only had one boyfriend and that was because he was my best friend for three years and I finally said, "Fine, what the hell, you asked for it." And he dumped me three weeks later because he so much as kissed my cheek and I flinched and shied away. My daily shoes are knee high black "combat" boots and I own six inch platform monster boots.

Yep.

These knee high "combat" boots sound actually pretty hot, Yyet you are shy yourself, it´s a nice and surprising combination if I may add ^^

It's always the quiet ones

Yes, but most of the times the people who don´t say actually much have the most to say about themselves :)

That's perfect!

Can I see a picture of you in your normal cloths?

Hmm, lacking the three quarter length sleeves. So are you into pathetic men?
Anyway, why don't you like touching?

I'ono. Never met a pathetic man. And it's not that I don't like touching, I spent a day cuddled on the couch with the one and only boyfriend. Tried holding hands but I'm so tiny it was just awkward.

You said you dumped him after 3 weeks :S

Nu uh. He dumped me. Which I find funny because for the three years we were friends he kept begging me to date him. I do, I even paid for the two dates we went on. But it's fine, we're better as friends.

Cuddle, but no kissie. Weird. How about you just get an arraigned marriage :3

I would kiss, but I'm shy as hell. It'd take a really patient guy or something, I don't know. I never really cared to date.

What's the most sexual thing you've ever done, other then fapping.

Well, my ass has been groped by my lesbian friend, and my boobs have been groped by my straight female friends. My ex has touched my boobs before he was my boyfriend to tease me, which resulted in equally playful slaps to the face. *shrug*

I don't believe he will ever get a girlfriend. He's just to shy and pathetic.

I once asked him, how he plans on getting a wife. Basically, he wants to be friends with the girl, and ask for marriage strait up. Avoid the physical contact that comes with having a girlfriend all together. My parents? They want an arraigned marriage.

Same thing here with my best friend. For some reason he thinks about sex like this "Dude, if you sleep with a girl and you get her pregnant, can you imagine to raise a child with her? You should only sleep with her if you think you can manage to raise a child with her!" I am like "Dude....."

There is nothing wrong with that...

If the woman wants to have sex with my brother, he will break up with her. That's whats wrong with this.

Yeah that's wrong, but I doubt that will happen.

Yea, I also doubt any woman will ever want to have sex with my brother.

I don´t have anything against it, it´s getting annoying when he tries to persuade me in doing this aswell. Funny thing is we are also different with religion. He is christian and i am a satanist (no, not like hurr durr i am 12 years old and i believe in satan the almight, i am 19,so is my best friend, and believe satanism in the way of Anton Szandor LaVey)
I don´t know, maybe that´s why he is so obsessed with the idea of "sex after marriage". For me personal fine if he wants to do this, he should go ahead, but he shouldn´t try to persuade me.

No my fellow anon, here in Austria it´s legal to buy ALL sorts of alcohol at the age of 18.
Maybe you should take in consideration that not everyone here that posts on FJ is automatically from the US.

I have a friend who plans to die a virgin...

Oldschool honor. What's wrong with that?

Are there actually woman out there who will agree to that o.o

To marrying over dick size or waiting till marriage?

The second isn't a completely outdated practice, and a lot of young adults initially plan their lives that way.

Oh okay

Yea, he's going to get an arranged marriage, no doubt.

No......

Well, I can agree. I'd rather not have my vagina to be teared up by my boyfriend's dick. It's supposed to be enjoyable... I'd open a can of whoop-ass if he did.

Um, that thing looks to be big around as a soda can, so not the only one.
Average is best for the average girl. Particularly in terms of length. Girth can vary more widely, but length is most preferable in the 5-7 range.

Anon having a girlfriend AND a big dick? Heh.
Yeah, right.

Silly anon.

I got 5"5, you megusta?