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#1 - veteranoguy (08/22/2013) [-]
SHIZUNE ALLIANCE!

PREPARE THE CANNONS, ARM THE JETS, BRING THE STAR DESTROYER! yes the shizune alliance is in possession of a star destroyer. Don't ask me how I acquired one. WE MUST DEFEND OUR CHANNEL WITH OUR LIVES! BECAUSE,


ITS COMING.
User avatar #47 to #1 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
west coast, eh? it's only a three hour difference between the east coast, I'm sure it can't be that much of a hassle.
User avatar #49 to #47 - veteranoguy (08/23/2013) [-]
True, but sometimes he gets on like around 11:00pm his time, which is 2:00am on the east coast. And well I get up early to go to work so we always speak to each other before we do stuff. yeah I think it wont be a hassle.
User avatar #50 to #49 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
I understand. Maybe it would be good to set it up over the weekend or a day where you have off from work or something. I don't have anything until school starts in two weeks so I suggest we get this done sooner rather than later.
User avatar #51 to #50 - veteranoguy (08/23/2013) [-]
yeah, ill talk to him. And since I called his name here, he will talk to you too so we can have a definitive date to do this.

Zailen! get your lazy ass over this comment!
#52 to #51 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
Sounds good, playa. See ya on the flip side.
Sounds good, playa. See ya on the flip side.
#53 to #52 - veteranoguy (08/23/2013) [-]
Pues nos vemos al rato .
#6 to #1 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
give me back my star destroyer or I'm gonna fly an X-wing so far up your ass that if you cough you're gonna **** your pants.
#8 to #6 - veteranoguy (08/23/2013) [-]
The star destroyer is property of the Shizune Alliance. or to be more specific, the property of kingkoalaaa. I personally modified it to his liking
It is invaluable for the defense of this channel. And claiming something that isn't yours is a criminal offense, so you have to watch your mouth, pirata.
Or there will be consequences.
#9 to #8 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
Itt's Captain Pirate to anyone who isn't my friend or mother, muchacho, and if you even modified a splinter on my Sheila, then you will truly know about consequences.
#10 to #9 - veteranoguy (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm sorry that you lost your ship, but accusing me that I stole it wont bring it back. And I can call you whatever the heck I want, chamaco maleducado. You're consequences don't scare me. I have something that you will beg for and if you don't back down, you won't be a part of it.
#12 to #10 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
I'll tell you what: you go to MY SHIP, you re-modify whatever the hell you did to MY SHIP, and you bring MY SHIP to me first thing in the morning and I promise that you can keep whatever it is you have because trust me if I really wanted to I could steal back my ship and the shoes off your feet before morning mass.
#13 to #12 - veteranoguy (08/23/2013) [-]
Really? You don't want what I'm gonna give to you? But you're going to regret it. Its awesome. just drop all of the accusations that you have and I'll give it to you.
#14 to #13 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
You know, there's something called "honor among thieves", in this case pirates thieves is so derogatory , and even though you are not a pirate, you must understand that stealing the vessel of another man is like taking his manhood. It's an extension of himself, like a woman. You treat her well, you share with her your memories and experiences, and when someone threatens her you make it your mission to destroy the people who want to do her harm. So right now I'm asking not as a captain or a pirate but as a man. Let me have my love back. Give me the chance to hold her again.
#15 to #14 - veteranoguy (08/23/2013) [-]
And as a man I will answer. I am sincerely sadden that you lost you're ship. the star destroyer that I have in the yard, I bought in an auction by a guy named schiffy.. It was basically unusable. I took time to rebuild it, make modifications, even adding a vending machine so DKXX can get drinks from it. I know what it feels like to have something taken away from me. The Shizune Alliance will help with your quest to find Shelia. I personally will be leading the expedition. You will have her back. And as an added bonus, I'll give you the thing that I was telling you.
#16 to #15 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
You must understand that I have a crew, a band of men that trust in me to lead them, but how can I lead them without my ship? I was desperate, I kept telling them I was hot on the bastard that took it and I can see in their faces that they believed in me less and less after every day. I've sailed these seas for a long time and I will be the terror of the sea until the day I die. But I need a ship, my ship. That thing about honor holds true. If you aid me in my hunt, I will be indebted to you.
#17 to #16 - veteranoguy (08/23/2013) [-]
Honor is my middle name.or jesus according to purple.
I will gladly help you on your quest. Just tell me when to set sail and I'll be there.
#18 to #17 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
Oh not tonight my boy. Tonight we celebrate a new friendship.
Oh not tonight my boy. Tonight we celebrate a new friendship.
#19 to #18 - veteranoguy (08/23/2013) [-]
A TOAST! PARA NUESTRA AMISTAD!

I prefer tequila, pulque, and mezcal.
#20 to #19 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
whoa whoa whoa no Amistad. Sheila. Amistad is a ship I do not want to be a part of.
#21 to #20 - veteranoguy (08/23/2013) [-]
but Amistad means friendship in Spanish.
#25 to #21 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
huehuehue watch a movie, amigo. There is no such thing as friendship on the Amistad.
huehuehue watch a movie, amigo. There is no such thing as friendship on the Amistad.
User avatar #26 to #25 - veteranoguy (08/23/2013) [-]
Si seƱor. I will not utter that word then. wanna know the surprise that I wanted to give to you?
#27 to #26 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
I have bad experiences with surprises but go on
#29 to #27 - veteranoguy (08/23/2013) [-]
Well you know that the Shizune Alliance are doing debates about each girl right? And the first debate we did Shizune. A lot of the responses were positive, like the one you did.

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/katawashoujo/Shizune+Alliance+Shizune+Debate+Pt+1/yBLqGlO/

The next girl that we're going to do is, you guessed it, Emi. Basically I want you to be our first guess speaker of these debates. It will be fun. What do you think?
#36 to #29 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
Wow haha I don't know what to say, that sounds awesome man and I'd be honored to talk with you guys and exchange ideas. I don't know why I'm so excited about it but I'd love to do it. Is it cool with the other guys?
#45 to #36 - veteranoguy (08/23/2013) [-]
Zailen! get your ass over here!

I can assure you that they would be happy to have another speaker. only problem is that Zailen lives on the west coast and that's one of the reasons that we're behind schedule of recording the debate. But I know he would say yes.
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