Use your legs!

No, with her CHAINSAWS

hue

I keep bumping into my own content, it's so weird (._.)

I keep running into your comments all over. It's like you post here or something.

Yeah, it's crazy

I think it's the feminists. They're toying with us, just waiting for us to slip up.

Goddamn feminists man. They eat babies and kill seals for fun.

I know, right? I was at this zoo once, and there was this feminist inside the seal exhibit throwing fish at the poor animals. Fish! That's both assault and insulting!

You don't throw fish at animals, that's just cruel!

And then, the poor, brainwashed fools ate the obviously poisoned fem-fish! Without silverware! The feminists broke the whole lot of them!

I say we fight back. Find the most degrading porn you can and then don't fap to it, because she's probably a feminist in disguise, and feminists are icky.

Ew, feminists everywhere. The only ones you can trust are bros!

Fuck yeah! Hey, we should go on a picnic some time. You know, a manly picnic, so that no feminists show up.

Sure. I'll bring the speedos and the oil!

Speedos and-

That's not a picnic! Whiskey, man. No speedos, no oil, just whiskey.

N-not even a small speedo?

Of course not! Think about it: what are feminists always talking about? gay shipping, of course. That's why they watch Twilight and Supernatural. If you wear an even smaller speedo, you're showing off your manhood to the feminists- which is what they want.

Huh. I don't think anyone wants me to show off my junk though. Maybe it would defeat them!

Hmm... that might just be potato enough to work. Be sure to grow an awesome pornstache first, though, and wear a belt made of condoms. That'll repel those damn feminazis.

Great plan!