> friend DL's game
> start rapid firing spacebar
> he starts complaining that ill get a bad ending
> start making random choices
> butthurt tears start to flow
> follow path of the blind blond chick
> get laid twice
> get good ending in restaurant
> friend insists i was lucky
> do even more randomness next time
> anal with chick with no legs
> get a message from OpTiC
> they want me to join
> Now an MLG dating sim player
360 wallbang no-scope date rape montage.