Japanese Scottish Cyclops

Ah Lilly it's perfectly fine in moderation!
Speaking of moderation how about a bath?

Oh, hello Hisao!

Ah, no thank you! I just took a shower not so long ago! My my, you've been asking for baths quite often lately. Is everything alright?

Damn I must take a different approach.
Oh nothing really!
By the by how about we go get a cup of tea?

Oh, that sounds absolutely wonderful! I do crave for some tea right now.. possibly vanilla or green. Shall we head to the Shanghai?

A-Absolutely, sure!
yes... phase 1 complete.. pull yourself together spy, don't fuck this up.

Huh? Did you say something, Hisao? Are you sure everything is alright? You seem a bit off today..

-cough-
Sorry Lilly I just seem a bit under the weather.
I'm sure a cup of tea would clear it right up!

Ah, if you say so! Please try to get healthier. I'm sure you wouldn't want me at your bedside, trying to help you feel better. I'm sure you get enough of me.

Now, shall we be heading off?

Don't be ridiculous I'll never get sick of you.
But you're right let's get going, are you going to use your cane? or would you rather hold my arm?

Oh? Would you rather me not hold on to you? It's alright if you don't. I can be quite the burden sometimes, I apologize..

I am simply giving you the choice
I find it quite sad you hold yourself in such low regards...

I'm sorry, Hisao. I'm just being truthful with you. I trust that you won't find me one..

I really appreciate your honesty for feeling that way though. That's what I love about you. You can't really trust people these days.. You always feel that someone might backstab you at any moment. But I'm glad I have someone like you. You'd never take advantage of me..

Of course not that would be preposterous.
Man this is gonna really suck for that Hisao kid to deal with... oh well!

L-LILLY

G-GET BACK

I-IT'S A TRAP- I'LL P-PROTECT YOU!

What do you mean Hanako?
What is a trap?

... Now.. why do I hear a voice that sounds just like mine..?

... I don't like what I'm hearing.

...
I think it's time to bail...

Something is fishy here.

...





Alright man keep your shit together, you picked a deaf girl, just casually walk out looking like you had an argument with Lilly.

Ahh Shizune, I was wondering where would Hideaki be?

Oh wait, you can't hear me.

Where - Is - H-I-D-E-A-K-I

How many of those do you have?

That was all so amazing.

T-Too late.

H-Hanako? W-what's a trap? What happened? Hanako?

Why the fuck you using a mask? She's blind!

For the voice, dipstick.

Im trying to make a funny here

Sorry
I is bad at sarcasm.

You can't really do sarcasm in the Internet though with sticking half your words in italics. At either rate you gave me a great laugh with this thread.

Freedom!!!!!

I have no idea why I found this so funny

I'm Scottish and I never say anything violent to any other fellow Scots on any basis.
So stop your fucking slanderous shite before you get a boot in the baws, ya cunt.

Shit. Sorry about that.

I hate being Northumbrian because everyone and their mother thinks we're Scottish.

Hanako-Spy made me laugh then feel bad. "I appear to have burst into flames" Oh my.

Best video I've seen all night

OH god lol I can't help but laugh and cry at the same time, what is this feeling called?

It's called having way too many emotions

It feels strangely nice

Shittiest edit I've ever done, but I had to do it.

HOW THE HELL IS A CORPSE SO HOT?!

Die young...

Isn't that the boy from "Mad Father"?

Yes, yes he is.

I'm going to stick my thumbs in your eyes and hang on until you're dead!

The demoman from TF2. He has only one eye.

Actually, those were just early character development ideas. The canon story is that it was removed by Merasmus the magician after the Bombinomicon haunted it while he was working in his library as a kid.