A man walked into a strange shop looking for an anniversary gift for his wife. He asked the owner
"Hey what is the best thing for my wife? It is our anniversary"
The owner pulls out a box and opens it, and a dildo is revealed. The owner says "This is the voodoo dick. Let me show you how it works" The man pointed at the doorknob and said "Voodoo dick, the doorknob" and the voodoo dick shot out and started fucking the doorknob. The owner then said "Voodoo dick back in the box" and it returned to the box
The man exclaimed "That is amazing, I'll take it!" The man got home and gave it to his wife and told her how it worked but forgot to tell her how to get it back in the box.
The man left for work and the wife said "Voodoo dick, my pussy" and it started fucking her pussy. The wife said "As hard as possible!" and the voodoo dick started fucking her as hard as physically possible. The woman said "Voodoo dick stop" and it stopped but it didn't go out. The lady didn't know how to get it out because it was so deep in there so the lady got in her car and rushed to the hospital. She was pulled over and the poiliceman said "Ma'am, why are you speeding?" the woman said "There is a voodoo dick inside me and and I have to get to the hospital to get it surgically removed!" the policeman made a face like he didn't believe her and said
"Voodoo dick my ass..."
THINK BEFORE YOU INK
