A black man, a white man, a native american, and a mexican are walking in the middle of nowhere. They come across a farm house and ask the man that lives there if they can stay for a while. He says "You can, but you better not touch my daughter." They agree to not touch his daughter. The next day the daughter is happy, cooking, and cleaning **** . The man asks "Which one of you touched my daughter?" The native american says "We all did." The man says "Okay. I want all four of you to get your favorite fruit or vegetable and I'm gonna shove it up your ass. The mexican gets a chili pepper shoved up his ass. The white guy gets a potato up his ass. Right when he was about to get the native guy with corn, he starts to laugh. The man asks "What are you laughing at?" The native says "Look a the dumb ****** getting a watermelon."