>A Chinese man and a Jewish man sit next to each other at a bar.
>After a bit the Jewish man says, "I hate Chinese people".
>The Chinese man asks why.
>He responds with, "You bombed Pearl Harbor!".
>"No we didn't!" says the Chinese man, "That was the Japanese!"
>"Chinese or Japanese, they're all the same to me," he grumbles.
>"Well I don't like Jewish people," says the Chinese man.
>The Jewish man asks why.
>"You sunk the Titanic," the Chinese man.
>"That was an iceburg!" the Jewish man retorts.
>And the Chinese man says,"Iceburg or Goldburg, they're all the same to me.