Pee to Sneeze Ratio. . Have to Pee Have ,. I bet that'd really piss you off. But don't worry, it's snot so bad.
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Submitted: 08/06/2012
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#25 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I bet that'd really piss you off.
But don't worry, it's snot so bad.
User avatar #1 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (08/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Thats not a ratio.
#24 - ragingbrony (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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While taking a **** ....

Not much better.
#7 - demcomments (08/07/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #63169 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **

So... is it possible to take a **** while holding your piss in?
User avatar #4 - ChromedDragon ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
that awkward moment when it takes you just as long to pee, as you spend not peeing
#33 - deadlymini (08/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Its worse if you have diarrhea.
YFW you sneeze
User avatar #37 to #35 - pedokuma (08/07/2012) [-]
only if you're in the toilet.
#3 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (08/06/2012) [-]
Every 60 seconds someone pisses and sneezes at the same time, this is a serious epidemic. This is the results of someone ******* and sneezing at the same time, please, we beg you, be cautious of what you're doing.

inb4 mspaint skills are off the charts
User avatar #38 - duchessofcorn (08/07/2012) [-]
Once again, credit to Demitri Martin, from his book "This Is A Book"
So many posts made from his jokes go uncredited
#21 - brothergrimm (08/07/2012) [-]
mfw i really have to pee right now and this post made me laugh
User avatar #19 - helenwheels (08/07/2012) [-]
That guy does a lot of peeing and sneezing in one sitting.
User avatar #16 - spacefield (08/07/2012) [-]
As seen in This is a book - Demitri Martin
#13 - nofailhoney (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Well...
Apparently somebody likes to piss REALLLLLLLLLLYYYY SLLLOOOOOOWWWWLLLLYYYY.
The time it takes to need to piss shouldn't be the same ammount of time it takes to piss,
amatuer.
#15 to #13 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
The time it takes to need to piss shouldn't be the same amount of time it takes to piss? What?
#22 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is from Demetri Martin's Book: This is a Book.

Their are a bunch of other graphs just like this if anybody found this funny.

It's my favorite book and it's hilarious, filled with short stories, graphs, and pictures, all comedic.
User avatar #17 - brockster (08/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You automatically stop peeing when you sneeze
User avatar #18 to #17 - illegalartist (08/07/2012) [-]
no, your body automatically convulses, shaking your penis in 20 different directions mid stream
+1
#5 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #41 - szymonf (08/07/2012) [-]
why don't you go in the shower?
#39 - maxmoefoe (08/07/2012) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #145 at things that i hate ** MFW sneeze 						*******
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #145 at things that i hate ** MFW sneeze *******
User avatar #23 - gglai (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Try peeing when you have **** on the brink of falling from your ass, when about to sneeze, in school.
User avatar #14 - heyzuesy (08/07/2012) [-]
This is what dubstep actually looks like.
User avatar #12 - basicargentinian (08/07/2012) [-]
This post made me sneeze.
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