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Submitted: 07/22/2012
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#33 - ushuaia (07/23/2012) [+] (18 replies)
HERE IS THE PIC

I know you came for it
#70 - pariahlol (07/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
A nun is standing near a man who is golfing. The man takes a swing and misses, then yelling "God dammit I missed". The nun tells him to not say that. The man takes another swing and misses again, again saying "God dammit I missed". The nun says if he does it one more time he will be struck down by God. So, the man swings again, and when he misses, he says "God dammit I missed" a third time. Lightning then strikes the nun, and a loud booming voice proclaims "God dammit I missed"
#7 - martiini (07/22/2012) [-]
Fucks given by her? Nun.
User avatar #79 - absolyst (07/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
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#246 to #241 - harvestmoonfanboi (07/23/2012) [-]
**harvestmoonfanboi rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at best cosplay ever?? **
#122 - enormity (07/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #47 - deathwilldie (07/23/2012) [-]
i only clicked this because of the picture that funnyjunk said came with it.
User avatar #102 - foongusamoongus (07/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
In the jokes and puns channel? Why not the Strokes and Nuns channel?
#190 - Thunderrr ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
If anyone's interested, the woman in the thumbnail is Annemarie, I think. Just search "Annemarie Busty Nun" in Google, click some links on some forums and fap away.

Just in case:
You need to login to view this link easts-Stripping-Off-Her-Habit/Red-Blooded-Thing-Galleries-Annemarie-Dressed-As-A -Nun-With-Huge-Breasts-Stripping-Off-Her-Habit.html
#180 - endriii (07/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#193 to #180 - anonymous (07/23/2012) [-]
#35 - Scizor (07/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
only clicked because of picture on post.
only clicked because of picture on post.
#161 - camwilskel (07/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#166 to #164 - camwilskel (07/23/2012) [-]
OOOOOOOHHH..... thank you good sir
OOOOOOOHHH..... thank you good sir
#158 - charasmaticjdub (07/23/2012) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #194 - getoutoftheshower (07/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Two nuns in s bath, one says wheres the soap? The other says it does rather doesn't it!
#156 - theswagmobile (07/23/2012) [-]
I came here for the thumbnail and stayed for the joke.
I came here for the thumbnail and stayed for the joke.
#195 - Gypsybob (07/23/2012) [+] (39 replies)
**Gypsybob rolls 63**
User avatar #234 to #195 - liftplus (07/23/2012) [-]
**liftplus rolls 77**
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