MFW.... Oh. Dear. God. D:. Three men. all friends. were the Amazon when a tribe of natives ambushed them and knocked them all em. They woke up the next day in t
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Oh. Dear. God. D:

Three men. all friends. were the Amazon when a tribe of natives
ambushed them and knocked them all em.
They woke up the next day in the natives' camp. when the chief came to speak
with them. "You will each be accompanied into thejuggla by ene N my people,
and you must return here with 10 m any fruit you can find." Bewildered. the 3
men went off separately into thejuggla with their guards and did as they were
teld.
Thefirst man returned with IO apples. The chief said "We are goingto kill and
eat you. unless you can fit all 10 of these Lip your ass without making a single
face er flinching at all. Be." Terrified. the man put en his pokerface and began.
and winged as he inserted the any apple. immediately killed and
butchered him.
The second man returned. carrying 10 berries. The chief gave him the same
chance. and the man began ene by ene. He wasjust eheut to
push in the final perry. when he suddenly burst into uncontrollable laughter. He
was promptly killed as well.
Thefirst two men met up at the gates of Heaven. and the first asked his friend
what happened. "You were close to making " he said. The second man
replied: "l know, ajust couldn' t help it... I saw Steve coming back with
pineapples."
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Submitted: 07/18/2012
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