Fact or Fiction?. . some ' ‘rake forever!. okay some of these comments on how to properly do this...are kinda wrong. being on the recieveing end (yes I am a female), the best thing a guy has ever done to
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some ' ‘rake
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Submitted: 08/06/2012
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#42 - purranati (08/07/2012) [+] (10 replies)
okay some of these comments on how to properly do this...are kinda wrong.    
   
being on the recieveing end (yes I am a female), the best thing a guy has ever done to me is TEASE. like start slow, on the thigh, and inch closer. that drives me (and any other girl in their right mind) CRAZY. starting slow and then slowly getting more forceful is how to get a girl to 						******					. My ex-bf (who was a 						************					 god) told me he pretended like it was my mouth and basically made out with it, and would pretend to french it as well. and then use fingers and such (a "come hither" motion works well, with two fingers)   
   
DON'T get forceful immediately (immediately start 						*********					)  or assume we like it rough.  and make sure to 						*******					 LISTEN to what the girl is saying and you'll do fine. if you don't hear moaning, then we're probably hoping that you're done soon.     
   
pic unrelated.
okay some of these comments on how to properly do this...are kinda wrong.

being on the recieveing end (yes I am a female), the best thing a guy has ever done to me is TEASE. like start slow, on the thigh, and inch closer. that drives me (and any other girl in their right mind) CRAZY. starting slow and then slowly getting more forceful is how to get a girl to ****** . My ex-bf (who was a ************ god) told me he pretended like it was my mouth and basically made out with it, and would pretend to french it as well. and then use fingers and such (a "come hither" motion works well, with two fingers)

DON'T get forceful immediately (immediately start ********* ) or assume we like it rough. and make sure to ******* LISTEN to what the girl is saying and you'll do fine. if you don't hear moaning, then we're probably hoping that you're done soon.

pic unrelated.
User avatar #5 - fingrayn (08/06/2012) [-]
how did he starve while eating her out...
#36 - readymade (08/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
MFW i make her cum faster then me.
MFW i make her cum faster then me.
#4 - lastsamurai (08/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
There's sand under the skeletons butt.
User avatar #6 to #4 - rokkarokkaali (08/06/2012) [-]
He shat bricks at first time eating girl out. Bricks disintegrated.
User avatar #17 - amplifythat (08/07/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I dont care!
Im gay :D
Guys are so much more ******* simple in every damn way <3
#16 - Temari (08/07/2012) [-]
As I said last time this picture was posted, here are some tips:
-Flick her clit (with your tongue)
-Spell out the alphabet with your tongue (on her clit)
-Suck her clit
-Maybe lightly bite her clit (with her permission)
-Stick a finger or two inside her ****** while doing the above to her clit
-Find her ****** (inner wall of her ****** , insert a finger or two inside, then make a come hither motion against the inner wall of her ****** , like the wall closer to her clit) with your fingers and play with it while you do all that good stuff to her clit
[Combined, this'll definitely make her come]
User avatar #19 - kingbrowser (08/07/2012) [-]
That's how I wanna go out.
#41 - sidheim (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Oh, the neck cramps I've endured for my lady. FML.
#13 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #136 at Wrong Movie **
User avatar #7 - jcmonster (08/06/2012) [-]
she must've been just an infant when he started...
User avatar #10 - TarnRazor ONLINE (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Has science gone too far?
User avatar #57 - antimedic (08/07/2012) [-]
He should have just tried to "BONE" her...*ba dum tss*
#14 - sampls (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Only if the guy doesn't know what he's doing.
#23 - ahjay (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I can make my girlfriend 						******					 when I go down on her.   
   
I can't say the same when it's vice versa.
I can make my girlfriend ****** when I go down on her.

I can't say the same when it's vice versa.
#67 - datassman (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
mfw my gf decided being a vegetarian was ******** and started eating more meat
User avatar #25 - tubaplayah ONLINE (08/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
On the subject of female genitalia. I Have heard that there could be two " ******* " the first we all know and love and a second deeper within called the "A-spot". Has anyone ever heard of such a thing?
#35 to #25 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
I'm a girl, a ******* to be specific. The a-spot is very much real. It's like right in front of the cervix (that lump thing when you're really deep) and it's ******* amazing!
User avatar #9 - sparkytoast (08/07/2012) [-]
Some women take forever? No, you just suck in bed.
#79 - weedallusion (08/07/2012) [-]
&quot;Bone&quot;-er
"Bone"-er
#53 - sirspam (08/07/2012) [-]
every time
every time
#1 - anonymous (08/06/2012) [-]
Nice font on that caption there.
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