Fact or Fiction?. . some ' ‘rake forever!. okay some of these comments on how to properly do this...are kinda wrong. being on the recieveing end (yes I am a female), the best thing a guy has ever done to
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some ' ‘rake
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Submitted: 08/06/2012
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#42 - purranati (08/07/2012) [+] (10 replies)
okay some of these comments on how to properly do this...are kinda wrong.    
   
being on the recieveing end (yes I am a female), the best thing a guy has ever done to me is TEASE. like start slow, on the thigh, and inch closer. that drives me (and any other girl in their right mind) CRAZY. starting slow and then slowly getting more forceful is how to get a girl to orgasm. My ex-bf (who was a pussy-eating god) told me he pretended like it was my mouth and basically made out with it, and would pretend to french it as well. and then use fingers and such (a "come hither" motion works well, with two fingers)   
   
DON'T get forceful immediately (immediately start fingering)  or assume we like it rough.  and make sure to 						*******					 LISTEN to what the girl is saying and you'll do fine. if you don't hear moaning, then we're probably hoping that you're done soon.     
   
pic unrelated.
okay some of these comments on how to properly do this...are kinda wrong.

being on the recieveing end (yes I am a female), the best thing a guy has ever done to me is TEASE. like start slow, on the thigh, and inch closer. that drives me (and any other girl in their right mind) CRAZY. starting slow and then slowly getting more forceful is how to get a girl to orgasm. My ex-bf (who was a pussy-eating god) told me he pretended like it was my mouth and basically made out with it, and would pretend to french it as well. and then use fingers and such (a "come hither" motion works well, with two fingers)

DON'T get forceful immediately (immediately start fingering) or assume we like it rough. and make sure to ******* LISTEN to what the girl is saying and you'll do fine. if you don't hear moaning, then we're probably hoping that you're done soon.

pic unrelated.
User avatar #5 - fingrayn ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
how did he starve while eating her out...
#36 - readymade (08/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
MFW i make her cum faster then me.
MFW i make her cum faster then me.
#4 - lastsamurai (08/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
There's sand under the skeletons butt.
User avatar #6 to #4 - rokkarokkaali (08/06/2012) [-]
He shat bricks at first time eating girl out. Bricks disintegrated.
User avatar #17 - amplifythat (08/07/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I dont care!
Im gay :D
Guys are so much more ******* simple in every damn way <3
#16 - Temari (08/07/2012) [-]
As I said last time this picture was posted, here are some tips:
-Flick her clit (with your tongue)
-Spell out the alphabet with your tongue (on her clit)
-Suck her clit
-Maybe lightly bite her clit (with her permission)
-Stick a finger or two inside her vagina while doing the above to her clit
-Find her g-spot (inner wall of her vagina, insert a finger or two inside, then make a come hither motion against the inner wall of her vagina, like the wall closer to her clit) with your fingers and play with it while you do all that good stuff to her clit
[Combined, this'll definitely make her come]
User avatar #19 - kingbrowser (08/07/2012) [-]
That's how I wanna go out.
#41 - sidheim (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Oh, the neck cramps I've endured for my lady. FML.
User avatar #7 - jcmonster (08/06/2012) [-]
she must've been just an infant when he started...
User avatar #10 - TarnRazor (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Has science gone too far?
User avatar #57 - antimedic (08/07/2012) [-]
He should have just tried to "BONE" her...*ba dum tss*
#14 - sampls (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Only if the guy doesn't know what he's doing.
#23 - ahjay (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I can make my girlfriend orgasm when I go down on her.   
   
I can't say the same when it's vice versa.
I can make my girlfriend orgasm when I go down on her.

I can't say the same when it's vice versa.
#67 - datassman ONLINE (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
mfw my gf decided being a vegetarian was ******** and started eating more meat
User avatar #9 - sparkytoast (08/07/2012) [-]
Some women take forever? No, you just suck in bed.
#79 - weedallusion (08/07/2012) [-]
&quot;Bone&quot;-er
"Bone"-er
#53 - sirspam (08/07/2012) [-]
every time
every time
User avatar #29 - jaggedpvp (08/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
just pretend you are trying to take apart an apple with your tongue.

bitches actually do love it when you're rough, even if they say they dont
User avatar #78 to #29 - gameshredder (08/07/2012) [-]
alright, you just admitted to the world that you are a virgin, congratulations!
User avatar #52 - originalrider (08/07/2012) [-]
im a lucky guy. i can get my girlfriend off in literally 45 seconds the first time. its not me doing anything special.. she just cums a lot... and in return she thinks im a great **** . lol
#18 - dinosaurshit (08/07/2012) [-]
** ************ rolled a random image posted in comment #151 at team rocket **
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