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Bear and Rabbit

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Submitted: 07/22/2012
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#6 - mushizombie (07/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)

"Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven. Give us this day our daily sauce, and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce. For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever." R'Amen.
#37 - lividplatypus (07/23/2012) [-]
The rabbit should've wished for a hat
#12 - waffies ONLINE (07/23/2012) [+] (19 replies)
Rabbits face when
#47 - kritick (07/23/2012) [-]
**kritick rolled a random image posted in comment #109 at Pooh The Troll ** MFW Flying spaghetti monster
#50 - burningsmurfs ONLINE (07/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #3 - jokeface (07/22/2012) [-]
the bear wasted his first wish. if he was the only male bear left, then it wouldn't matter how big his dick was because there'd be none to compare it to.
User avatar #51 - illusiveman (07/23/2012) [-]
Now this is a good text right here. **** you dirty secrets ************* .
#42 - jiztastic (07/23/2012) [+] (9 replies)
**jiztastic rolled a random image posted in comment #66736 at Anime & Manga ** oh i get it! its funny because rabbits cant ride motorcycles duh!
#58 to #57 - brettyht (07/23/2012) [-]
It's probably the saddest show you will ever watch, as well as the happiest. pic unrelated.
#44 - lordfinn (07/23/2012) [-]
I would have wished for the monster to double my celery.
#4 - jimimij (07/22/2012) [-]
Haha rabbits cant ride motorcycles...
Haha rabbits cant ride motorcycles...
#2 - anon (07/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #1 - nildnas (07/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And thus, pedobear was created.
#82 - funnyjunkforlife (07/23/2012) [-]
heres a joke i know from eddie murphy in dilarius

a bear and a rabbit are taking a **** together in a forest
the bear then asks the rabbit "do you have trouble getting **** off your fur"
the rabbit thinks about it and replies "No i dont"
the bear then takes the rabbit and whipes his ass with him
User avatar #28 - aurelianopeachdoor (07/23/2012) [-]
Alejandro Jodorowski told this joke at a conference, only difference is he told it right.
User avatar #18 - quinny (07/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
you totally ripped off this joke and you didnt even tell it right >.>
User avatar #9 - SnugglyWuggly (07/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Be honest, was the Flying Spaghetti monster part of the joke, or did you change it out of your own ignorance? Because I'm sure I've heard this joke before and it said 'God' instead.
User avatar #10 to #9 - galkawhm (07/23/2012) [-]
FSM is just as legit as any other god.
#68 - neoexdeath ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #65 - victoryismine (07/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
He didn't say two wishes each.
#66 to #65 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
Yes he did.
#48 - anteros (07/23/2012) [-]
Scratch that I wish the rabbit was dead
User avatar #5 - Missdomayuset (07/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
MFW, I always tell this joke to my friends!
User avatar #13 to #5 - djbagboy (07/23/2012) [-]
Do you know what "MFW" means?
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