Okay, now that I've got your attention, this is one of my favorite jokes of all time:
There once was a man with a 40-inch penis. Now, most men would love that, but not him-- he could never find pants that let it get comfortable. So one day he goes to a witch and asks her, "Hey, witch, can you help me with my problem?"
The witch says to him, "I'm sorry, but your problem is too big for me to handle. But, if you go three doors down, there is this frog; every time he says 'no', it will shrink ten inches.
The man thanks the witch and goes three doors down, where he knocks on the door. It open by itself, and there, in the middle of the room, in the middle of a fountain, on a big green lily pad, is a huge, ugly, green frog.
He goes up to it and says, somewhat nervously, "Um... frog? Uh... will you marry me?" The frog says "No" and to his astonishment, he feels his penis actually shrink ten inches!
A bit more confidentially, he says, "Frog... Will you marry me?" Once again, the frog says "No", and he feels his penis shrink another ten inches! He's ecstatic!
With much more confidence, he asks the frog, "Froggy-poo, will you marry me please?"
The frog says, "How many times do I have to tell you? NO NO NO NO NO!