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#39 - diablojoe (06/18/2013) [-]
Maybe if these statements actually rhymed I wouldn't be thinking that most of them are 						********
Maybe if these statements actually rhymed I wouldn't be thinking that most of them are ********
User avatar #136 to #39 - ohgodwaitimatheist (06/18/2013) [-]
1 - The equal sign couldn't be another because one line looks like each other;
2 - Complain of boredom is dope, you are more likely to die of a heart attack or a stroke;
3 - You can drop the "F" word anywhere, just as you can buy anything you want if you are a millionare;
4 - When I make my rhymes I gain your trust, should have thought about that first;
5 - I spend most on my day on vidya', it gets me to another world, just like says the media.
#219 to #136 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
"Dope" and "stroke" don't rhyme.
"Trust" and "first" don't rhyme.
"Vidya" and "media" don't rhyme unless you pronounce "vidya" as "vee-dee-ya" or "media" as "mid-ya."
"Another" and "each other" don't rhyme because they both end in "other." It's like trying to rhyme "Share Bear" with "Care Bear."

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#233 to #219 - ohgodwaitimatheist (06/18/2013) [-]
You don't know **** about rap.
User avatar #222 to #219 - cshp (06/18/2013) [-]
With different pronunciation you can make words like papaya, bronchitis and hybrid all rhyme. Also, care bear rhymes with share bear.
#241 to #222 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
"Care" rhymes with "share." "Bear" doesn't rhyme with "bear."

I see no way to make papaya, bronchitis, and hybrid rhyme with each other.
User avatar #244 to #241 - cshp (06/18/2013) [-]
The last word doesn't have to be the one that rhymes. It's not unheard of to have the second words rhyme and use the same last word.

Also, first three lines. I don't care if you don't like the song, that is irrelevant. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uUk691o8BI
#248 to #244 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
He's using syllables in the middle or beginning of a word to make them rhyme. If you can do that, then "dime" and "rhino" should rhyme because they both make that "i" sound in the first syllable of each word.

That's closer to alliteration than rhyming.
User avatar #257 to #248 - cshp (06/18/2013) [-]
Making words that don't rhyme rhyme is a pretty large part of rapping. It's not hard to accept that you can make words that don't normally rhyme rhyme. It's still rhyming. So if you added a word that started with the same "o" sound as rhino after dime, you could make dime and rhino rhyme. Or you can use words that don't fully rhyme to just transition easily. Dime-rhino-rhinestone-fishbone-dome-own-cloned-jones-bro-clothes-supposed to-shoe. Part of rhyming is rhyming **** that doesn't rhyme.
#259 to #257 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
That doesn't make any sense.
#111 to #39 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
don't assume I jest or mock, you can cure any ailment by sucking my cock.
#65 to #39 - sonoriti (06/18/2013) [-]
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