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A very special giveaway. Merry Christmas cunts. Please make sure you read the entire thing, because if you don't follow the rules, you'll be out of luck. I can

Merry Christmas cunts. Please make sure you read the entire thing, because if you don't follow the rules, you'll be **** out of luck.

I can almost hear you assholes saying "That's not very nice iflirtwithanyone."

I don't care. You know why? I can be as mean as I'd ******* like right not. Why? Because I'm about to give away 182 different games, that I currently have 232 total keys and gifts for.

Yeah, you read that right. 182 different games, 232 total prizes.

"Holy **** iflirtwithanyone, have you lost your mind?"

Short answer, yes. Long answer, I took my sanity out behind the train tracks, beat it and raped it for a few hours, then ghetto stomped its ******* head in.

ANYWAY. The list of games is below.


A very special giveaway. Merry Christmas cunts. Please make sure you read the entire thing, because if you don't follow the rules, you'll be out of luck. I can
A very special giveaway. Merry Christmas cunts. Please make sure you read the entire thing, because if you don't follow the rules, you'll be out of luck. I can
A very special giveaway. Merry Christmas cunts. Please make sure you read the entire thing, because if you don't follow the rules, you'll be out of luck. I can
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A very special giveaway. Merry Christmas cunts. Please make sure you read the entire thing, because if you don't follow the rules, you'll be out of luck. I can
A very special giveaway. Merry Christmas cunts. Please make sure you read the entire thing, because if you don't follow the rules, you'll be out of luck. I can
A very special giveaway. Merry Christmas cunts. Please make sure you read the entire thing, because if you don't follow the rules, you'll be out of luck. I can
A very special giveaway. Merry Christmas cunts. Please make sure you read the entire thing, because if you don't follow the rules, you'll be out of luck. I can

"But iflirtwithanyone, how do we win?"



The answer to that is simple, it's gonna be completely ******* random. Some I'll use a random number generator for (since I can only roll 5 times on a single content, it'll be easier. I'll post a picture of the winning number and do the comment mention thing for it with the >> to get the winner to know they won.)

Some, I'll just post random keys and links throughout the day in a comment and sticky it. First come first serve for those.

Some I may pick a random thumb number, I don't ******* know. I'll find a way to give out everything though.



Finally, there will be a few rules, so that people aren't just making accounts and commenting and **** .

1 - Your account must be older than 1 month.
B - You must have a level of 20 on FJ. This can be in comments OR content. You don't need to have both.
$ - Have fun with any comments you make. I like to laugh, and I love seeing what you guys comment.

Thumbing isn't necessary to win. Well, it might be. I don't know how I'll give everything out. But chances are it's not as necessary as a comment or anything else. However, it would be appreciated, as I'd love for as many people to see this as possible. I may add a few more copies of games or other games as this goes on, depending on how I'm feeling tomorrow.

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#13 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
stickied by iflirtwithanyone
Also, you can only win 1 game Excluding any random posted keys and whatnot.

Games will be first come, first serve.

Posting as anon so I don't thumb whore more.
#2311 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/25/2015) [+] (201 replies)
stickied by iflirtwithanyone
Alright, our 163 remaining prizes

I'll sort it out and notify all winners when I get to my comp. For now here are the comment winners. I'll make sure it's no duplicates and link to the comment as well as let winners know what they won.

I will add all winners to get your prize to you.

Please do not reply to this saying you have one of the comment numbers or anything, as you'll just end up confusing me.

This will likely take a couple days to do completely with work and everything, but I will make sure you get your prizes.

Congrats winners.
#1810 - sketchyz (12/25/2015) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by iflirtwithanyone
Hey, iflirtwithanyone, could you help me out and make sure my giveaway gets some attention too? I'm afraid I might have gotten around to posting it a bit late.

/Christmas+giveaway/funny-pictures/5779538/
#2200 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
stickied by iflirtwithanyone
Anon because I want to ignore the thumbs.

You can stop refreshing the comments, I will give everything I have left in a few hours when I get to my computer.

I will make a post with comments disabled announcing all of the winners and their prizes. Sub if you want to see who got what. By disabling comments, it'll disable thumbs as well so it's a guarantee it won't make it out of newest uploads

Every remaining prize will be given to random comment numbers.

I will do my best to make sure no one gets 2 prizes.

I will send every person a friend request to get your prize to you. As fj limits the amount of non friend PM's a day, and I have a LOT of prizes left.

Every winning comment will be mentioned, not usernames. I'll use the >># format so you should get notified if you won. Your comment number will appear next to what game you won to make it easy.

Any questions, reply to this comment and mention me. I will get to it as quick as I can.
#396 - ganeromg ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Oh crap, i'm apparently only level 16, but i this account for over 4 years
#1988 to #396 - KoCChampion (12/25/2015) [-]
16 to 60. not bad.
#2314 to #1988 - ganeromg ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
well it was my content level that was level 16, my comment level was 0 xD
#2336 to #2314 - mmchase (12/25/2015) [-]
Yeah I've been here a few years too. Never post content though
#2246 to #396 - shiifter (12/25/2015) [-]
Hold on a bit.
#1822 to #396 - peeinacup (12/25/2015) [-]
We got you
#1576 to #396 - fongsan (12/24/2015) [-]
Onward to level 20 my friend.
#1625 to #396 - ganeromg ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Thanks so much guys, u got me to comment level 33 haha. happy holidays everyone <3
#1875 to #396 - evilloker (12/25/2015) [-]
I'm younger but untouched account.. I guess I never comment. Oh well.
#1178 to #396 - repitem (12/24/2015) [-]
Such is the life of a lurker.
#397 to #396 - freezingpack (12/24/2015) [-]
have a thumb
#399 to #397 - ganeromg ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Oh and happy holidays
#401 to #399 - freezingpack (12/24/2015) [-]
you too, and good luck with the giveaway
#404 to #401 - ganeromg ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
thanks, likewise
#957 to #404 - alphajesus (12/24/2015) [-]
Hey, if you post content and give a link im sure the nice people of funnyjunk will help you get level 20. Or at least try
#398 to #397 - ganeromg ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
i thank you <3
#1009 to #396 - eviale ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
We must get this gentleman to level 20.
#173 - ohshoot (12/24/2015) [-]
Are you crazy
#174 to #173 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
See section 1
#17 - shaitanshaitan (12/24/2015) [-]
soooo.... since i'm not level 20, am i ****** up? my account is not new, but i mainly stalk... and browse ****
#1997 to #17 - uncledick (12/25/2015) [-]
You're ****** .
#1934 to #17 - shaitanshaitan (12/25/2015) [-]
daaawww all of you are thumbing this ****** comment just for me to have a chance? or because i admited that i browse **** ?
#1691 to #17 - brawlerboi (12/25/2015) [-]
everyone deserves a chance
#1859 to #1691 - shaitanshaitan (12/25/2015) [-]
thx dude!
#20 to #17 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
You are 124 in comments, you're fine.
#1128 to #20 - xiforgotmypassword (12/24/2015) [-]
**xiforgotmypassword used "*roll picture*"**
**xiforgotmypassword rolled image** I haven't been able to log into my old FJ account for a long time now I dont know why, but Its name was iforgotmypsswordx and i am past level 20 on that account. I know there is no real way to verify that it is my account, but I would really like to enter. Am I also ****** ? i would really appreciate it if i could enter.
#1140 to #1128 - xiforgotmypassword (12/24/2015) [-]
**xiforgotmypassword used "*roll picture*"**
**xiforgotmypassword rolled image** oops, i misspelled my account name, its iforgotmypasswordx

Btw, that roll.
#1142 to #1128 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
Just try to make one decent comment, or a few meh ones. Once you get that initial 55 thumbs, the rest of the levels only take one thumb
#23 to #20 - shaitanshaitan (12/24/2015) [-]
cool! hope i got something
#97 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
f admin replies to this comment I will buy someone the top tier of the Square Enix bundle on humblebundle.com .

Admin, if you do reply, I want you to pick the winner, by rolling a comment number. If only because I don't think I have EVER seen you roll.

Do it bitch.
#882 to #97 - mrbator (12/24/2015) [-]
admin, there's twinks somewhere here, you will only find them by commenting on iflirtwithanyone 's comment.
#1075 to #97 - xmacleodx ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Can you give keys with stuff you buy on steam? If so I have the star wars collection and a couple copies of other games you can give
#1081 to #1075 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
Games bought on steam go to your inventory if you didn't put them on your account, and are actual gifts you can sent. Keys come from sources outside steam
#1088 to #1081 - xmacleodx ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Are you dealing with those aswell then? They're just sitting in my inventory as potential gifts
#1168 to #1088 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
I do have a bunch of those to give out as well, yeah.
#1082 to #97 - godofbull (12/24/2015) [-]
**godofbull used "*roll picture*"**
**godofbull rolled image**Admin, dadmin please, hear our call.
#1132 to #97 - landartheconqueror (12/24/2015) [-]
Admin, roll me please
#98 to #97 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
evilhomer, I changed it a bit. No time limit and made him choose the winner
#1383 to #97 - pariahlol (12/24/2015) [-]
Will Admin reply?
#768 to #97 - deafnomad (12/24/2015) [-]
**deafnomad used "*roll picture*"**
**deafnomad rolled image**Cmon administration, you gunna let folks chat **** ?
#1403 to #97 - odstnsg (12/24/2015) [-]
That's some heavy Christmas spirit
#1540 to #97 - peutros (12/24/2015) [-]
**peutros used "*roll picture*"**
**peutros rolled image** There are good reasons for admin to never roll...
#1583 to #97 - zomitlu (12/24/2015) [-]
test
#1590 to #97 - thymarx (12/24/2015) [-]
Imma put a comment here, incase that might entitle me to free stuff
#1736 to #97 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
Glorious Fagmin is not ever going to comment with all of these beggers below. Who am I kidding I want that bundle too!
#1039 to #97 - Aftershock (12/24/2015) [-]
Admin, I know how much you love chicks with dicks. Reply to this, and I'll let you smash. I may or may not be a chick, but I definitely have a dick. You can pretend about the rest.
#838 to #97 - meuk (12/24/2015) [-]
addy i summon thee
#806 to #97 - joxa (12/24/2015) [-]
**joxa used "*roll picture*"**
**joxa rolled image**

I need me some games.
#1372 to #97 - chozodark (12/24/2015) [-]
**chozodark used "*roll picture*"**
**chozodark rolled image**
would be interesting to see admin roll a user..
#693 to #97 - pioneermhm (12/24/2015) [-]
Admin pls
#1264 to #97 - kurbeh (12/24/2015) [-]
Ey man, I see you are giving away a key for Temper Tantrum.
Literally one of the worst ten games on Steam, made by the officially worst publisher on Steam. Jim Sterling has like 6 videos or something just dedicated to telling everyone how ******* awful they are.
So I was wondering, where exactly did you get those keys from? o_ô
#1274 to #1264 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
I payed 12 cents for it when it was on sale on steam.
#1280 to #1274 - kurbeh (12/24/2015) [-]
Not worth it, but K.
You still earned a lot of respect for doing this. The giveaway, not buying this piece of trash.
#1291 to #1280 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
Eh, I'll make it the naughty child gift. Instead of coal you get **** games.
#903 to #97 - arsenalthegunners (12/24/2015) [-]
oh pls admin
#1166 to #97 - Mozzak (12/24/2015) [-]
RIP Square Enix bundle givaway 2015-2015
#1173 to #1166 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
That ****** isn't even trying to help
#1180 to #1173 - Mozzak (12/24/2015) [-]
He's a real poopyhead
#1745 to #97 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
**admin used "*roll 1, 1-5000*"**
**admin rolls 4,563**

Ok, let me figure out how to roll again using my own system...


How's this?
#1755 to #1745 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
**admin used "*roll 1, 1-5000*"**
**admin rolls 0,679**
in case first roll was too high
#1758 to #1755 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/25/2015) [-]
Oh that works
#1761 to #1758 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/25/2015) [-]
>>#679

Admin loves you
#2557 to #1761 - theblamegame (12/26/2015) [-]
Holy **** i won. YES
#1757 to #1745 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/25/2015) [-]
Holy **** it's happening. Please roll with however many comments there currently are
#22 - evilhomer (12/24/2015) [-]
I know you flirt with anyone, but I love you
#755 to #22 - orangadink (12/24/2015) [-]
I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me, that's ******* beautiful
#1154 to #755 - evilbutters (12/24/2015) [-]
Beautiful man.. Beautiful...
#72 - joshlol (12/24/2015) [-]
When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come.
Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left.
#748 to #72 - orangadink (12/24/2015) [-]
Yfw
#73 to #72 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
Sorry, I hated seeing you clean your face off afterward.
#668 - lucky (12/24/2015) [-]
**lucky used "*roll picture*"**
**lucky rolled image**
I'm no good with instructions.
Did I do good...?
#674 to #668 - lucky (12/24/2015) [-]
HOLY **** I ROLLED MYSELF!
#1724 to #674 - ugoboom ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
it's only fitting that you always get the god-tier rolls
#694 to #674 - lucky (12/24/2015) [-]
iflirtwithanyone

Look at this **** bro, I rolled a vid of myself...
Thats gotta count for something
#936 to #694 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
That's pretty damn impressive...
#1219 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
Games that are guaranteed going to a random comment or thumb number:
Kungfu Strike Warrior's Rise + Master Level X2 (Because it's 2 keys)
Payday 2 Plus DLC (Dragan Character Pack, Gage Assault Pack, Gage Mod Courier, Big Bank Heist)
Rust Early Access
Company Of Heroes 2 + DLC (British Forces, US, Oberkommando West)
Baldurs Gate 2: Enhanced
12 Labours of Hercules
Intergalactic Bubbles
Shark Attack Death Match 2
Teddy Floppy Ear - Kayaking X2
Total Annihilation
Date Warp
Chip
Egg Returns Home
Temper Tantrum
Stellar 2d X3
Lightbender
Lego Marvel (Which I apparently bought 2 of...)
Lego Batman Trilogy
Killing Floor
Mortal Kombat X +Legendary fighter Goro, Jason Voorheees, Horror Pack, Tanya, Blue Steel Sub Zero, Kold War Pack, Klassic Pack 1 DLCS
Cities Skylines
Besiege
Dying Light
Alien: Isolation
Risk Of Rain
Hotline Miami
FTL
Bastion
The Stanley Parable
Transistor
Audiosurf 2
The Ship
9.03m
#262 - simodyul (12/24/2015) [-]
holy crap, you're the Christmas miracle.
#267 to #262 - ilovehitler (12/24/2015) [-]
OP confirmed to ride reindeer in the north pole
#75 - topperharly ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
**topperharly used "*roll picture*"**
**topperharly rolled image** well.....time to get drunk and molest somebody.
#78 to #75 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
Hi, my name is somebody.
#82 to #78 - topperharly ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
**topperharly used "*roll picture*"**
**topperharly rolled image** sorry i am not into beastiality
#287 - larfang (12/24/2015) [-]
If I get a game, I honestly don't care what I get. It's the thought that counts and I'm glad that this site has amazing people who do things like this.
so, for the funny, I'll tell you a joke!

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, Germans are efficient and don't require humor
#289 to #287 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
ilovehitler, they're on to you.
#290 to #289 - ilovehitler (12/24/2015) [-]
Quick! Hide the führer!
#430 to #290 - arcspider (12/24/2015) [-]
Why would you hide him? He didn't do nuffin I thought that he was a celebrity.
#1366 - LOLWUTS (12/24/2015) [-]
No train simulator 2015+ all dlc? Pfft, cheap ass
#388 - randombro (12/24/2015) [-]
The mad man!
#679 - theblamegame (12/24/2015) [-]
Cum on my face gaben
#1951 to #679 - inyerfase (12/25/2015) [-]
u won
#2556 to #1951 - theblamegame (12/26/2015) [-]
Holy **** i did
#1262 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
Other games only done by random comment/thumb:
Insurgency
Who's your daddy You've got my support thehumanidiot

And ones that will be random comment/thumb that you should all be thanking xmacleodx for generously donating to the cause:
Humble Square Enix top tier bundle humblebundle.com
2 Copies of Depth
3 copies of Risk of Rain
Star Wars Collection
Wolfenstein: The New Order
#1266 to #1262 - dargent (12/24/2015) [-]
Aww yiss
#1320 to #1262 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
You can all also thank Razik for adding:
Tiny & Big: Grandpa's Leftovers--
Papers, Please--
Monaco--
The Bridge--
Legend of Grimrock 2--
#1787 to #1320 - kjeks (12/25/2015) [-]
You need more games to give?
#1791 to #1787 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/25/2015) [-]
Always willing to give away more when I can
#1800 to #1791 - kjeks (12/25/2015) [-]
Sent you a mail thing
#1803 to #1800 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/25/2015) [-]
Everyone thank kjeks for tomb Raider and last remnant
#1693 to #1320 - godofbull (12/25/2015) [-]
holy **** I had forgotten paper, please was a thing
#1598 to #1262 - thymarx (12/24/2015) [-]
thanks mr. xmacleodx
#1651 to #1598 - xmacleodx ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Anytime Mr. Thymarx
#2019 to #1262 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
-"who's your daddy?"
-- I don't have one
#25 - togelover (12/24/2015) [-]
Ty The Tasmanian Tiger 4? GURRL.
#910 to #25 - doublepzk (12/24/2015) [-]
Wait, they made a fourth?! Dude, that series was like the first game I ever played, that and fusion frenzy
#1024 to #25 - luderix (12/24/2015) [-]
I loved that game! I can still remember the nostalgia, good times indeed
#1389 - aecnoril (12/24/2015) [-]
Damnit! I am THIS much (<-->) away from lvl 20...
#1395 to #1389 - mainlyleft (12/24/2015) [-]

i hope this helps
#1400 to #1389 - iflirtwithanyone [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
Should be there when it updates now.
#1406 to #1389 - aecnoril (12/24/2015) [-]
Amaze. I'll just upload a funny from my giant funny-reserves, should do the trick
#1417 to #1389 - aecnoril (12/24/2015) [-]
(I made it, phew)
#311 - yunablade (12/24/2015) [-]
**yunablade used "*roll picture*"**
**yunablade rolled image**

Oh boy, a give away.

What do I do... What do I say...

A joke, that's it.

Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
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