True questions

#12 - steelplatypus

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(06/18/2014)[-]

Because they were understanding family members who accepted the fact that Ron craved dong.

#13 to #12 - darcabyss

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(06/18/2014)[-]

Just got this, might as well share.

#14 to #12 - makhan

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(06/18/2014)[-]

He was 11

#16 to #14 - alexthesiro

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(06/18/2014)[-]

never too young to crave dong

#41 to #12 - thorstoned

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(06/18/2014)[-]

He said no homo

#29 to #12 - anon id: eac56937

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(06/18/2014)[-]

craved dong

my family is staring at me, ive been laughing for about 10 minutes now

#24 to #12 - anon id: f45e0b8d

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(06/18/2014)[-]

I literally laughed for about an hour at the mere crass wording of this statement._

#25 to #12 - therealtjthemedic

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(06/18/2014)[-]

At age 12?

#3 - chintok

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(06/18/2014)[-]

Can someone explain this to me please?

#5 to #3 - Namezone

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(06/18/2014)[-]

the "Marauder's Map" stated above shows the position and corresponding names of everyone on the grounds of Hogwarts Castle.

Ron Weasly, brother to the Weasley Twins, had a rat he named Scabbers. the rat was an animagus (a type of wizard which can turn totally into an animal) named Peter, or Wormtooth. and the twins (should/might have) noticed his name on the map, next to Ron every night.

#8 to #5 - babyweasel

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(06/18/2014)[-]

I thought it was Wormtail

#9 to #8 - Namezone

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(06/18/2014)[-]

open up the spoiler, if you don't mind spoilers.

#10 to #9 - Namezone

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(06/18/2014)[-]

craaap, oops. yeah, that's what you meant. I think it was wormtail, actually.

#11 to #9 - babyweasel

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(06/18/2014)[-]

I meant that I thought is nickname was wormtail instead of wormtooth

#21 to #5 - anon id: 9377f3e8

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(06/18/2014)[-]

wormtail not wormtooth

#6 to #5 - chintok

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(06/18/2014)[-]

Thank you

#7 to #6 - Namezone

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(06/18/2014)[-]

no problem, full and thorough answers are a passion of mine. It's my dream to one day have everything perfectly formatted: well-organized, easily read, comprehensive, and informational...except things intended for humor. And arousal. But the perfect formatting arouses me, so i guess that's a bit of a digression.

anyway, glad i could help.

#18 to #7 - garin

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(06/18/2014)[-]

Didn't capitalize your "I"'s, I am not impressed nor aroused. Shame on you.

#22 to #18 - Namezone

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(06/18/2014)[-]

"i" capitalization is absolutely arbitrary and totally meaningless. Capitalization in general isn't very important, except to notify which part begins a sentence. I don't see a use in it, honestly.

#23 to #22 - tsukaza

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(06/18/2014)[-]

Spoiler: It's a part of how you use the English language. Just like how the a in "and" and the b in "but" should NEVER be capitalized, or be the start of a sentence for that matter.

#31 to #23 - anon id: df3e33c7

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(06/18/2014)[-]

The capitilization of and and but are used in the beginning of a sentence regularly by professional authors and writes. It is a perfectly acceptable art of writing as long as the idea is different than the previous idea.

#33 to #31 - tsukaza

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(06/18/2014)[-]

The problem is... Simply put, it's wrong. Maybe it's a new thing out recently, but everything I've researched about it before and every teacher of every level for nglish has said it NEVER happens. (which is what caused the research)

#4 to #3 - deathklokiller

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(06/18/2014)[-]

rons rat was a human

#34 - mcmental

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(06/18/2014)[-]

Ron! Why didnt you ever tell me that you're Gay?!

#35 to #34 - mcmental

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(06/18/2014)[-]

#36 to #35 - mcmental

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(06/18/2014)[-]

Harry, I gay. And I really like you...Alot...I think I might even love you...

#37 to #36 - mcmental

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(06/18/2014)[-]

Huh? What? Oh, that's great Ron. What the **** is up this screaming egg ****?

#19 - Steinwolf

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(06/18/2014)[-]

Alternatively - those two pricks stood by and watched their 11 year old brother get molested by an unknown man for years.

#20 - xSASSITx

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(06/18/2014)[-]

That kinda blew my mind a little.....

#2 - pipeworks

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(06/18/2014)[-]

#1 - zafak

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(06/17/2014)[-]

#40 - pridefulmatthew

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(06/18/2014)[-]

Best gif I could find

It's because they were too busy spying on this ****.

#26 - europe#197 on commentsRank#197

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(06/18/2014)[-]

I don't get the ridiculously small amount of interesting magical objects in the universe of Harry Potter anyway. Centuries of wizardry and many great magicians yet defensive magical clothing (George and Fred's inventions) are practically unheard of

#27 to #26 - DeathKnight

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(06/18/2014)[-]

That's because these are fantasy books written by a children's author.

#28 to #27 - europe#197 on commentsRank#197

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(06/18/2014)[-]

Pretty much.

#39 - milenium

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(06/18/2014)[-]

First, who the hell uses a magical map to spy on their brother in bed(The map is quite large)?
Second, harry got the map from them because they didn't use it anymore. They had memorized all the pathways anyway, so why use it?
third: Peter is a normal name and no one would look at it twice.
Not sure when they got the map. But they could have had it 4 years before giving it away.

#43 to #39 - anon id: 7502922f

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(06/18/2014)[-]

So the one about Peter being a normal name is ******** by the way, the map shows a person's full name. Y'know, meaning both first and last? Ron wouldn't be sleeping with a man named Peter, he'd be sleeping with a man named Peter Pettigrew. Significant difference there, considering the first is just a guy and the second was a supposed war hero who was killed by Sirius Black.

Ronnie isn't just gay, he's a gay necrophiliac.