**bdawgb rolls 923** 392

to the dyslexic people, look at me calling out that roll

User deleted account? Why would anyone do such a thing?

wat

I'm still here, staring at it in disbelief

So am I.

Good GOD man. The only comment that I've ever seen that got more thumbs was someone posted the lyrics to a whole song that they wrote about oranges. The comment was on a post that talked about how nothing rhymes with the word "orange".

Link?

And so it ends.

I've seen it all now

**Ehwhat rolls 005** I'm gonna risk it.
Nice roll by the way.

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!

Being seen 22 hours ago, oh my

**Sandisky rolls 183** sup

**Sandisky rolls 178** *****

**xgeneration rolls 688** 333

**georgiejohnson rolls 208** 444

1230 thumbs in 22 hours
Not bad.
Not bad at all.

That was a 1/1000 chance...

**varrlegrimscythe rolls 92**

I forgot the post number.

holy **** is that triple trips

**whitsoxrule rolls 754** Blaze all day fgt, do u evn lift?

this happens once in a lifetime lol

hey. hey buddy. i need you to..hey buddy. listen.


listen buddy. I need-LISTEN!


nice roll.

** ************* rolls 699** 666

Okay which one of you jelly scrubs flipped this guys 6? that's not cool.

This was funnier in my head

This must be rectified.

Good God...

no way this isn't a conspiracy

Holy **** .

YFW This absurdly lucky roll

This is you, Funnyjunk. A guy spends his entire funnyjunk lifetime posting rolls, getting thumbs for the successful ones, and deleting the fail ones, and he has more than double the thumbs than some actual clever commenters.

**mrwayne rolls 1,582** Already a lot of people trying, but I'll take a swing. 8888

You may call ******** , but I **** not thou. That was going to be my first guess. I'll just go cry in a corner.

I thought it was a myth

I don't understand...he just rolled numbers...how is this funny?

Because his chances of rolling exactly what he guessed are 1 in 1,000.... Therefore due to the awesomeness of his dumb luck (0.1% chance) everyone thumbs the comment up.

Also it was comment #222 as well. Cool stuff to me haha

Meh I will never understand the big deal behind "rolling". One minute people love it the next everyone hates it and wants it to stop.

**mrfourtysevenman rolls 6,791** 4444
its a "many will enter, few will win" kinda deal

I guess you didn't win then

**mrfourtysevenman rolls 71**
check again

okay stop checking

NO ******* WAY!!!!!

Trips Trips. The chosen has come.

**alltimetens rolls 283** 654

Triple triple trips!

I AM NOT WORTHY

And so a legend is born!

it's over 1000!!!!!!!

SO MUCH WIN

that's awesome.. You're awesome

**theonewhosmells rolls 521** impressive

damn

AGAIN!?

HOW DOOFENSCHMIRTZ, HOW?!
YOU USUALLY FAIL HORRIBLY!

I want to see this baby hit 1000.

how.

**ignored rolls 218** three different digits

Get your asses over to this thumb orgy: www.funnyjunk.com/items/2343515#2343515

Good one sir, You deserve several thumbs

evil incorporated strikes again

almost 222 favorites. I'll wait

Good job OP

Holy ******* **** . DOUBLE TRIPS?!

Triple.

I'm curious now. What did he post?

Oh, I see. That makes perfect sense.

**titsandpuss rolls 9,325** spells boob

*role 3* 478

222 favourites, too. Sorry to ruin your good mood, but with all the trips, it's 888.

True that, friend. I was just amazed by that amount, as well as the rest. It's 223 now, though.

Imagine the amount of douchéary it takes to favorite the comment at that point

I bet it's the kind of "LOL I'm such a troll XD"-kind of people.
Today is my birthday. I just thought I'd tell you all.

I wasn't going to thumb, just because it has so many already i didn't think it was worth it.

then i saw the comment number, and i had no choice. well done sir.

**variables rolls 685** 444?

>mfw

**infernoimmortal rolls 270** 741

Kudos to you then.

**trojandetected rolls 4,714** ....... X 0 = 0

are... are you a wizard ?

cant argue with that logic

**AquariusCyclone rolls 577** 557

You got your comment number right too...

Nah, that wasn't a problem. When I posted the roll the last comment has been 556 for over thirty seconds.

what the fack

Nah, I only noticed that the most recent post was the 556th, so I guessed 557.

wuuuut? how is it harder? please fill me in on this

I think that FJ weights each of the 1000 possibilities evenly when rolling three digits.

**trojandetected rolls 6** Have my 7

**trojandetected rolls 5** 6 + .... = 7 :D

**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at imma wild boy ** The roll gods be a mean mistress >:o

I'm dyslexic and nearly **** my pants.

**skrynox rolls 5,804** Quads beat trips.

Dammit..

Quads = same chance as guessing 3 digits exactly

Isn't it obvious? He used his Tripsenator!

Better call Perry the Platypus.

For those who don't get the refference, Dr. Doofenschmirtz is a character from a show call Phineas and Ferb.

It seems you're a lucky man, usually you would get thumbed down for explaining an obvious joke, it's wierd, but you do, but you didn't. I congratulate you.

It must be the smiling face of the evil genius that wont over the hearts of our fellow Junkers. Tonight we dine in green!

When I saw the *222* and 222
I thought Ha thats pretty cool

But when I saw the comment number
I thought WAAAAAAAAAAATTT??!!!!

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They have the picture. I was there when it happened, I nearly shat myself.

One time, there was a user that rolled 999,999,999. Yeah. Nine numbers, nine nines.

HFW.

Well il be damned you did it, good for you.

so much win that the red thumbs won't even wanna come out of their caves

God dammit doofen
GOD DAMMIT

YOU. LIAR.

******* **** ! It was meant to be a comment down :D

As the 222nd highest ranked commenter on here, I approve of your post.

I am completely incapable of processing this information. My brain actually started hurting like hell by trying to work out the odds of getting this. It just...I can't....I need to go sleep.... preferably permanently...

1 in a 1000

actually it's less, because he has tried to roll it like a thousand times

have you guy checked out the comment number?

Yes, but it has nothing to do with the odds, they remain the same. He just waited till it was the comment #222

Then its more likely he'll get it, but the odds remain the same.

Actually no. If he tries something that's 1:1000 a thousand times, it gets 1000:1000 (=1:1)

I see what you're saying. But the odds do not change. The possibilities of what he might get will not change. He can get 113 twice or even three times. Just because he got it once does not mean he will not get it again.

Not quite. This is pure random so the previous chances does not affect the outcome of the one after. Like a coin toss. it's a 1:2 chance. Always. Because you get Heads the first time does not guarantee you getting tails the second.

Yes. But you still havent got my point. Yes, it's 1:1000, ultraluck, but he is a fag that has tried it like a thousand times, therefore he wasn't that lucky

If you can't process the chances of this, then I don't know what you have done with your life.

I was factoring in human tendency to have ****** luck. Though I suppose using myself as a basis for all human luck is a dumb thing to do.

Also seeing as luck is non existant.

It took me an extra few minutes to realize his comment number.

He drowned in green thumbs and internet ***** that night.

how the flying **** ....

Agent P, Doofenschmirtz is up to his old scheme again. He's predicting 3 digit random numbers. It's your job to find out what he's up to, and put a stop to it.

Good luck, Agent P.

Whaaaa?

**imcadence rolls 163** its really not that hard look 333

Trips, rolled the number he said, comment number same as previous two. How the **** could this get any better?

His Face When

Could you replace the confetti with green thumbs?

this is also the 222 reply to this comment

how did you...what?

SO MANY 2'S

I brought this for everyone that just **** their pants.

But......... That's........ *****************

I went to work at 11:30 and you had about 50 thumbs
I come home and you're at damn near 500
Jesus **** , dude

you are a ******* god my friend

i just like your name. perry the platypus aint got **** on you

wut

Holy.
Mother.
******* .
**** .

*******
WAT

Top comment? And NOT dubs? Nice.

Happy 2sday!

I will now kill myself!

My Trips-inator!

your comment no...
is beautiful

Oh god here we go...the portal is opened for all evil to enter the world

**moyete rolls 4,923**

**deezknuts rolls 0,817**


****

**chaossniper rolls 8,566**

**genocidalgenesis rolls 3,584** might as well try.

**shadowzznz rolls 2,268**

**ferruccio rolls 9,949**

**theunbrnfury rolls 9,441**

**slashtrey rolls 2,641** 4444

mfw

no.

Comment 222, guessed 222, rolled 222

I know, stop getting saddle sore about it

You must be angry if you thumbed me down

i did not thumb you down

yeah i aint actually mad i have no reason to thumb down

All of a sudden I'm not thumbed down huh?

i guess idk

I'm usually not impressed by rolls, but damn

But Mugi is impressed by little things

2 hours and 380 thumbs.

If I had to guess, I'd say that by 24 hours this will have about 5,000 thumbs.
Probably top comment

YFW

yfw

**iamphoenix rolls 812** (0-3)(2-5)(4-7)

mfw

OH MY GOD

God? Is that you?

Someone is thumbing all the replies down. Oh my god the horror.

HOLY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!

wut

that roll was so epic that you win all the internet's

holy ******* ****

Everything i know is a lie.

YFW

Wow.....just......WOW. Normally I find myself rolling my eyes (no pun intended) at a lot of the roll comments that make the front page, but this is just plain majestic. I think it's got the potential to set a new comment-thumb record, and I'm honored to have helped it along that path.

Dude...

I cant even...

And again. he is also comment 222!!!!!

comment 222 rolled 222 and said 222 i dont think it can get anymore epic

I know. There was this one time where he called 66 rolled 66 and was comment 66. it was like the same thing that is going on right now!

awesome also what is that guy clapping in the gif from ?

there's a good chance it might be citizen kane

thanks ill have to look into that

I don't know my good sir. I just have it in my folder.

its all good it looked familiar but i couldnt place my finger on where i saw it

Except less awesome by a factor of 10

Capped for ya.

I was the 222nd thumb :D

The guy under you was, too...

and there it is

~210 thumbs in less than an hour... That comment alone will have more thumbs than most of the contents on today's frontpage

Being a rollfag isn't worth **** .

I don't get it

wut

the day we all realized the devil was doofenschmirtz and he browsed funnyjunk.

I am no longer atheist. I worship you.

What is thy biding lord?

Yes my lord. Is there any other will my lord?

Of course my lo-

doffenshmirtz my precious prince.

This has the potential to reach nearly 6000 thumbs up at this rate within 24 hours...

Im guessing around 3000 though

Items. Give that man those items.

this guy

Mother of **** !

bu-....i....how.....wut.....

Congratulations!!!
You have made the top 10 comment list in under an hour.

pic related - your thumbs

HOW

yfw anyone ever rolls again

in about 10 minutes

Nope. Still not there.

For the past 20 minutes, I've been doing nothing but watching the thumbs steadily increase.
I still can't comprehend what just happened...

I have been gone for years. Whats this blue name stuff? are FJ points still useless?

No on the points thing. It's useful in item collecting

Being an item collector, I might ask you what you would want for yours

uuuhhhhh.. a handy?? :)