It occurs to me that, not only do you lift, - #78802862 added by Hentaifan at Harry's Wand

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#222 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

+1377

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#789 to #222 - bdawgb

(07/06/2013)[-]

**bdawgb rolls 923** 392

#790 to #789 - bdawgb

(07/06/2013)[-]

to the dyslexic people, look at me calling out that roll

#787 to #222 - beavisnbutthead

(01/16/2013)[-]

User deleted account? Why would anyone do such a thing?

#785 to #222 - cpttrololo

(01/10/2013)[-]

wat

#782 to #222 - miaandvinny

(01/08/2013)[-]

I'm still here, staring at it in disbelief

#786 to #782 - sparkshock

(01/13/2013)[-]

So am I.

#784 to #782 - anon id: 097f160d

(01/09/2013)[-]

and i still love you ;)

#775 to #222 - insanemanoo

(12/30/2012)[-]

Good GOD man. The only comment that I've ever seen that got more thumbs was someone posted the lyrics to a whole song that they wrote about oranges. The comment was on a post that talked about how nothing rhymes with the word "orange".

#781 to #775 - miaandvinny

(01/08/2013)[-]

Link?

#779 to #775 - necessary**User deleted account**

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#773 to #222 - AquariusCyclone

(12/30/2012)[-]

And so it ends.

#771 to #222 - xbobchris

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#770 to #222 - Hentaifan

+21

(12/30/2012)[-]

It occurs to me that, not only do you lift, but you also:
- Are not a faggot
- Are a wizard
- Are a time lord
- Deserve a medal
- **** bitches

Good day to you sir.

#772 to #770 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

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#768 to #222 - herculespower

(12/30/2012)[-]

I've seen it all now

#769 to #768 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

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#767 to #222 - superbla

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#765 to #222 - thegentleluger

(12/30/2012)[-]

#764 to #222 - kunir

(12/30/2012)[-]

#760 to #222 - haloholic

(12/30/2012)[-]

#757 to #222 - shadowoflife

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#756 to #222 - anon id: b16de100

(12/30/2012)[-]

**anonymous rolls 878**

#755 to #222 - Ehwhat

(12/30/2012)[-]

**Ehwhat rolls 005** I'm gonna risk it.
Nice roll by the way.

#752 to #222 - Xepheros

(12/30/2012)[-]

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!

#751 to #222 - fluffykoopa**User deleted account**

-1

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#750 to #222 - anon id: fa73f3c7

(12/30/2012)[-]

**anonymous rolls 39,563** look at all of these random assorted numbers

#747 to #222 - austinsaget

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#749 to #747 - austinsaget

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#746 to #222 - amythestoneohone

(12/30/2012)[-]

#745 to #222 - christheace

(12/30/2012)[-]

Being seen 22 hours ago, oh my

#743 to #222 - Sandisky

(12/30/2012)[-]

**Sandisky rolls 183** sup

#744 to #743 - Sandisky

(12/30/2012)[-]

**Sandisky rolls 178** *****

#742 to #222 - tankguner

(12/30/2012)[-]

#741 to #222 - xgeneration

-1

(12/30/2012)[-]

**xgeneration rolls 688** 333

#740 to #222 - georgiejohnson

-1

(12/30/2012)[-]

**georgiejohnson rolls 208** 444

#739 to #222 - roflstorm#179 on commentsRank#179

(12/30/2012)[-]

1230 thumbs in 22 hours
Not bad.
Not bad at all.

#759 to #739 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

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#737 to #222 - turretbuddy

(12/30/2012)[-]

That was a 1/1000 chance...

#754 to #737 - varrlegrimscythe

(12/30/2012)[-]

**varrlegrimscythe rolls 92**

#738 to #737 - turretbuddy

(12/30/2012)[-]

I forgot the post number.

#736 to #222 - turretbuddy

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#734 to #222 - buckwild

(12/30/2012)[-]

holy **** is that triple trips

#733 to #222 - whitsoxrule

(12/30/2012)[-]

**whitsoxrule rolls 754** Blaze all day fgt, do u evn lift?

#732 to #222 - jovanlisac

(12/30/2012)[-]

this happens once in a lifetime lol

#730 to #222 - legitpedobear

(12/30/2012)[-]

#726 to #222 - shashashanasha

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#724 to #222 - commanderbunbun

(12/30/2012)[-]

hey. hey buddy. i need you to..hey buddy. listen.

listen buddy. I need-LISTEN!

nice roll.

#723 to #222 - McTowelie

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#718 to #222 - anon id: ec61d282

(12/30/2012)[-]

**anonymous rolls 3,802**

#716 to #222 - mefuckingusta

+21

(12/30/2012)[-]

*************** rolls 699** 666

#721 to #716 - numbas

(12/30/2012)[-]

Okay which one of you jelly scrubs flipped this guys 6? that's not cool.

#731 to #721 - whitsoxrule

(12/30/2012)[-]

This was funnier in my head

#715 to #222 - anon id: 496c1ef9

(12/30/2012)[-]

**anonymous rolls 1** random number between 1-9

#714 to #222 - anon id: fdf15808

(12/30/2012)[-]

**anonymous rolls 011** Hold my beer, fellas. 714

#713 to #222 - someguyfromazoo

(12/30/2012)[-]

This must be rectified.

#712 to #222 - camerel

(12/30/2012)[-]

#711 to #222 - mcsqueegy

(12/30/2012)[-]

#707 to #222 - hkd

(12/30/2012)[-]

#706 to #222 - sirfistalot

(12/30/2012)[-]

#704 to #222 - cheated

+11

(12/30/2012)[-]

Good God...

#701 to #222 - gorgorite

-4

(12/30/2012)[-]

#699 to #222 - skateabuga

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#698 to #222 - chaossniper

(12/30/2012)[-]

no way this isn't a conspiracy

#697 to #222 - lookatmyhouseofwax

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#692 to #222 - boxdweller

(12/29/2012)[-]

Holy ****.

#690 to #222 - fishsticksnow**User deleted account**

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#684 to #222 - duudegladiator

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#683 to #222 - timetravelzero

(12/29/2012)[-]

YFW This absurdly lucky roll

#677 to #222 - HOtaconE

(12/29/2012)[-]

This is you, Funnyjunk. A guy spends his entire funnyjunk lifetime posting rolls, getting thumbs for the successful ones, and deleting the fail ones, and he has more than double the thumbs than some actual clever commenters.

#673 to #222 - mrwayne

(12/29/2012)[-]

**mrwayne rolls 1,582** Already a lot of people trying, but I'll take a swing. 8888

#674 to #673 - mrwayne

(12/29/2012)[-]

You may call ********, but I **** not thou. That was going to be my first guess. I'll just go cry in a corner.

#669 to #222 - irokk

(12/29/2012)[-]

I thought it was a myth

#678 to #669 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

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#665 to #222 - basichaharemix

-5

(12/29/2012)[-]

I don't understand...he just rolled numbers...how is this funny?

#676 to #665 - Dap

(12/29/2012)[-]

Because his chances of rolling exactly what he guessed are 1 in 1,000.... Therefore due to the awesomeness of his dumb luck (0.1% chance) everyone thumbs the comment up.

Also it was comment #222 as well. Cool stuff to me haha

#679 to #676 - basichaharemix

(12/29/2012)[-]

Meh I will never understand the big deal behind "rolling". One minute people love it the next everyone hates it and wants it to stop.

#666 to #665 - mrfourtysevenman

(12/29/2012)[-]

**mrfourtysevenman rolls 6,791** 4444
its a "many will enter, few will win" kinda deal

#668 to #666 - basichaharemix

(12/29/2012)[-]

I guess you didn't win then

#671 to #668 - mrfourtysevenman

(12/29/2012)[-]

**mrfourtysevenman rolls 71**
check again

#694 to #671 - wearing**User deleted account**

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#672 to #671 - mrfourtysevenman

(12/29/2012)[-]

okay stop checking

#663 to #222 - letmetellyouastory

(12/29/2012)[-]

#658 to #222 - imcoolashell

(12/29/2012)[-]

NO ******* WAY!!!!!

#660 to #658 - zackygates**User deleted account**

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#657 to #222 - benjamino

(12/29/2012)[-]

Trips Trips. The chosen has come.

#655 to #222 - alltimetens

-5

(12/29/2012)[-]

**alltimetens rolls 283** 654

#653 to #222 - filipnocd

+10

(12/29/2012)[-]

Triple triple trips!

#650 to #222 - anon id: 7df94204

(12/29/2012)[-]

**anonymous rolls 653**

#648 to #222 - anon id: 4dd0d5ca

(12/29/2012)[-]

**anonymous rolls 219**

#647 to #222 - moneybag

+12

(12/29/2012)[-]

I AM NOT WORTHY

#642 to #222 - Animefreake

(12/29/2012)[-]

And so a legend is born!

#641 to #222 - suikerpapa

-2

(12/29/2012)[-]

it's over 1000!!!!!!!

#640 to #222 - haywoodjablome

(12/29/2012)[-]

SO MUCH WIN

#645 to #640 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

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#687 to #645 - BerwindTwentyFour

(12/29/2012)[-]

that's awesome.. You're awesome

#638 to #222 - unbentgodfather

+22

(12/29/2012)[-]

#637 to #222 - mrtutty

+13

(12/29/2012)[-]

#636 to #222 - edmundicon

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#635 to #222 - theonewhosmells

(12/29/2012)[-]

**theonewhosmells rolls 521** impressive

#634 to #222 - applescryatnight

(12/29/2012)[-]

damn

#632 to #222 - rosacee**User deleted account**

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#631 to #222 - worldatarms

(12/29/2012)[-]

AGAIN!?

HOW DOOFENSCHMIRTZ, HOW?!
YOU USUALLY FAIL HORRIBLY!

#630 to #222 - Loppytaffy

(12/29/2012)[-]

I want to see this baby hit 1000.

#629 to #222 - waragainst

(12/29/2012)[-]

how.

#628 to #222 - darkslayertv

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#625 to #222 - ignored

+28

(12/29/2012)[-]

**ignored rolls 218** three different digits

#624 to #222 - errdayimfjing

-1

(12/29/2012)[-]

Get your asses over to this thumb orgy: www.funnyjunk.com/items/2343515#2343515

#623 to #222 - benjaminfireman

(12/29/2012)[-]

Good one sir, You deserve several thumbs

#622 to #222 - maxismahname

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#620 to #222 - themastertroller

(12/29/2012)[-]

evil incorporated strikes again

#619 to #222 - johnshepherd

(12/29/2012)[-]

#618 to #222 - labrys

(12/29/2012)[-]

almost 222 favorites. I'll wait

Good job OP

#616 to #222 - sickpuppie

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#612 to #222 - darkoblivion

+10

(12/29/2012)[-]

#610 to #222 - alltimetens

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#609 to #222 - alltimetens

(12/29/2012)[-]

Holy ******* ****. DOUBLE TRIPS?!

#617 to #609 - theseanse

(12/29/2012)[-]

Triple.

#608 to #222 - fishsticksnow**User deleted account**

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#607 to #222 - richardbatsbak

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#606 to #222 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

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#604 to #222 - mynameisnotmike

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#611 to #604 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

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#613 to #611 - AquariusCyclone

(12/29/2012)[-]

I'm curious now. What did he post?

#614 to #613 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

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#615 to #614 - AquariusCyclone

(12/29/2012)[-]

Oh, I see. That makes perfect sense.

#599 to #222 - SnacksJr

(12/29/2012)[-]

#600 to #222 - titsandpuss

(12/29/2012)[-]

**titsandpuss rolls 9,325** spells boob

#596 to #222 - meelo

(12/29/2012)[-]

#593 to #222 - cameronward

-3

(12/29/2012)[-]

*role 3* 478

#589 to #222 - ItsMeBaby

(12/29/2012)[-]

#588 to #222 - dahtzz

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#587 to #222 - themarineelite

+23

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#700 to #587 - illuminatedone

(12/30/2012)[-]

222 favourites, too. Sorry to ruin your good mood, but with all the trips, it's 888.

#703 to #700 - themarineelite

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#705 to #703 - illuminatedone

(12/30/2012)[-]

True that, friend. I was just amazed by that amount, as well as the rest. It's 223 now, though.

#709 to #705 - unholyjebus

(12/30/2012)[-]

Imagine the amount of douchéary it takes to favorite the comment at that point

#710 to #709 - illuminatedone

(12/30/2012)[-]

I bet it's the kind of "LOL I'm such a troll XD"-kind of people.
Today is my birthday. I just thought I'd tell you all.

#584 to #222 - Gigleman**User deleted account**

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#581 to #222 - anonymouzx

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#579 to #222 - pawrestler

(12/29/2012)[-]

I wasn't going to thumb, just because it has so many already i didn't think it was worth it.

then i saw the comment number, and i had no choice. well done sir.

#578 to #222 - variables

-2

(12/29/2012)[-]

**variables rolls 685** 444?

#577 to #222 - monkeybrains

(12/29/2012)[-]

>mfw

#575 to #222 - infernoimmortal

-3

(12/29/2012)[-]

**infernoimmortal rolls 270** 741

#573 to #222 - ranzoray

(12/29/2012)[-]

Kudos to you then.

#572 to #222 - unicornbanger

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#571 to #222 - rustyspunktube

(12/29/2012)[-]

#565 to #222 - trojandetected

+12

(12/29/2012)[-]

**trojandetected rolls 4,714** ....... X 0 = 0

#681 to #565 - themarineelite

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#582 to #565 - sinnoh

(12/29/2012)[-]

are... are you a wizard ?

#576 to #565 - swimmingprodigy

(12/29/2012)[-]

cant argue with that logic

#564 to #222 - hjgamer

(12/29/2012)[-]

#562 to #222 - vanoreo

+10

(12/29/2012)[-]

#561 to #222 - thuntking**User deleted account**

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#557 to #222 - AquariusCyclone

+133

(12/29/2012)[-]

**AquariusCyclone rolls 577** 557

#627 to #557 - vanoreo

(12/29/2012)[-]

You got your comment number right too...

#633 to #627 - AquariusCyclone

(12/29/2012)[-]

Nah, that wasn't a problem. When I posted the roll the last comment has been 556 for over thirty seconds.

#605 to #557 - zeecan

(12/29/2012)[-]

what the fack

#580 to #557 - anonymouzx

-3

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#583 to #580 - AquariusCyclone

(12/29/2012)[-]

Nah, I only noticed that the most recent post was the 556th, so I guessed 557.

#597 to #583 - anonymouzx

-3

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#626 to #597 - raxel

(12/29/2012)[-]

wuuuut? how is it harder? please fill me in on this

#601 to #597 - AquariusCyclone

(12/29/2012)[-]

I think that FJ weights each of the 1000 possibilities evenly when rolling three digits.

#602 to #601 - anonymouzx

-3

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#566 to #557 - trojandetected

(12/29/2012)[-]

**trojandetected rolls 6** Have my 7

#567 to #566 - trojandetected

-7

(12/29/2012)[-]

**trojandetected rolls 5** 6 + .... = 7 :D

#568 to #567 - trojandetected

(12/29/2012)[-]

**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at imma wild boy ** The roll gods be a mean mistress >:o

#563 to #557 - vanoreo

+20

(12/29/2012)[-]

I'm dyslexic and nearly **** my pants.

#558 to #557 - AquariusCyclone

(12/29/2012)[-]

#556 to #222 - highfocus

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#555 to #222 - oxytoxic**User deleted account**

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#553 to #222 - kasah

(12/29/2012)[-]

#549 to #222 - skrynox

-4

(12/29/2012)[-]

**skrynox rolls 5,804** Quads beat trips.

#550 to #549 - skrynox

-2

(12/29/2012)[-]

Dammit..

#552 to #550 - eatchickendaily

(12/29/2012)[-]

Quads = same chance as guessing 3 digits exactly

#544 to #222 - anon id: 4a234147

(12/29/2012)[-]

I'm so happy that I could be a witness of this win. The story of your achievement will be told every generation to come.

#548 to #544 - funnjyunk**User deleted account**

-2

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#543 to #222 - Icedangel

(12/29/2012)[-]

Isn't it obvious? He used his Tripsenator!

Better call Perry the Platypus.

#545 to #543 - Icedangel

(12/29/2012)[-]

For those who don't get the refference, Dr. Doofenschmirtz is a character from a show call Phineas and Ferb.

#761 to #545 - adamks

(12/30/2012)[-]

It seems you're a lucky man, usually you would get thumbed down for explaining an obvious joke, it's wierd, but you do, but you didn't. I congratulate you.

#780 to #761 - Icedangel

(12/31/2012)[-]

It must be the smiling face of the evil genius that wont over the hearts of our fellow Junkers. Tonight we dine in green!

#542 to #222 - kusalranawaka

+10

(12/29/2012)[-]

When I saw the *222* and 222
I thought Ha thats pretty cool

But when I saw the comment number
I thought WAAAAAAAAAAATTT??!!!!

#554 to #542 - skrynox

(12/29/2012)[-]

joyreactor.com/post/601882

They have the picture. I was there when it happened, I nearly shat myself.

#551 to #542 - skrynox

(12/29/2012)[-]

One time, there was a user that rolled 999,999,999. Yeah. Nine numbers, nine nines.

#541 to #222 - merrymarvelite

(12/29/2012)[-]

HFW.

#536 to #222 - mrsockz

(12/29/2012)[-]

Well il be damned you did it, good for you.

#534 to #222 - yunouppercase

(12/29/2012)[-]

#533 to #222 - Daniel hollington**User deleted account**

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#531 to #222 - jokersaysamuseme

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#530 to #222 - jokersaysamuseme

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#527 to #222 - redflame

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#526 to #222 - heartgoldawesome

(12/29/2012)[-]

#525 to #222 - domitius

(12/29/2012)[-]

so much win that the red thumbs won't even wanna come out of their caves

#522 to #222 - Sandisky

(12/29/2012)[-]

God dammit doofen
GOD DAMMIT

#585 to #522 - sinnoh

(12/29/2012)[-]

YOU. LIAR.

#586 to #585 - sinnoh

(12/29/2012)[-]

******* **** ! It was meant to be a comment down :D

#520 to #222 - jokersaysamuseme

(12/29/2012)[-]

As the 222nd highest ranked commenter on here, I approve of your post.

#518 to #222 - soulsilver

(12/29/2012)[-]

I am completely incapable of processing this information. My brain actually started hurting like hell by trying to work out the odds of getting this. It just...I can't....I need to go sleep.... preferably permanently...

#521 to #518 - jokersaysamuseme

(12/29/2012)[-]

1 in a 1000

#524 to #521 - niklamacz

(12/29/2012)[-]

actually it's less, because he has tried to roll it like a thousand times

#535 to #524 - yunouppercase

(12/29/2012)[-]

have you guy checked out the comment number?

#539 to #535 - niklamacz

(12/29/2012)[-]

Yes, but it has nothing to do with the odds, they remain the same. He just waited till it was the comment #222

#528 to #524 - jokersaysamuseme

-1

(12/29/2012)[-]

Then its more likely he'll get it, but the odds remain the same.

#532 to #528 - niklamacz

-2

(12/29/2012)[-]

Actually no. If he tries something that's 1:1000 a thousand times, it gets 1000:1000 (=1:1)

#540 to #532 - jokersaysamuseme

(12/29/2012)[-]

I see what you're saying. But the odds do not change. The possibilities of what he might get will not change. He can get 113 twice or even three times. Just because he got it once does not mean he will not get it again.

#537 to #532 - vleasian

(12/29/2012)[-]

Not quite. This is pure random so the previous chances does not affect the outcome of the one after. Like a coin toss. it's a 1:2 chance. Always. Because you get Heads the first time does not guarantee you getting tails the second.

#538 to #537 - niklamacz

-2

(12/29/2012)[-]

Yes. But you still havent got my point. Yes, it's 1:1000, ultraluck, but he is a fag that has tried it like a thousand times, therefore he wasn't that lucky

#519 to #518 - adamks

(12/29/2012)[-]

If you can't process the chances of this, then I don't know what you have done with your life.

#523 to #519 - soulsilver

(12/29/2012)[-]

I was factoring in human tendency to have ****** luck. Though I suppose using myself as a basis for all human luck is a dumb thing to do.

#643 to #523 - adamks

(12/29/2012)[-]

Also seeing as luck is non existant.

#516 to #222 - xturboxx

+10

(12/29/2012)[-]

It took me an extra few minutes to realize his comment number.

#515 to #222 - jokersaysamuseme

(12/29/2012)[-]

He drowned in green thumbs and internet pussy that night.

#514 to #222 - cjasper

(12/29/2012)[-]

how the flying ****....

#511 to #222 - kernelstack

+13

(12/29/2012)[-]

#509 to #222 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

(12/29/2012)[-]

#503 to #222 - facadeon

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#502 to #222 - facadeon

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#501 to #222 - facadeon

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#500 to #222 - facadeon

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#499 to #222 - GoldenLotus

+19

(12/29/2012)[-]

Agent P, Doofenschmirtz is up to his old scheme again. He's predicting 3 digit random numbers. It's your job to find out what he's up to, and put a stop to it.

Good luck, Agent P.

#508 to #499 - FightClub

(12/29/2012)[-]

#497 to #222 - zakaizer

(12/29/2012)[-]

Whaaaa?

#496 to #222 - sleep

(12/29/2012)[-]

#495 to #222 - imcadence

-16

(12/29/2012)[-]

**imcadence rolls 163** its really not that hard look 333

#494 to #222 - ultimoz

(12/29/2012)[-]

Trips, rolled the number he said, comment number same as previous two. How the **** could this get any better?

#505 to #494 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

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#491 to #222 - clapex

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#490 to #222 - thatdeafguy

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#489 to #222 - welshash

+21

(12/29/2012)[-]

His Face When

#498 to #489 - facadeon

(12/29/2012)[-]

Could you replace the confetti with green thumbs?

#488 to #222 - gregy

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#487 to #222 - amuserwholikesmuse

(12/29/2012)[-]

this is also the 222 reply to this comment

#486 to #222 - SevenForOhNoe

(12/29/2012)[-]

how did you...what?

#485 to #222 - paraflax

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#483 to #222 - derezed

(12/29/2012)[-]

#480 to #222 - zengu

(12/29/2012)[-]

SO MANY 2'S

#479 to #222 - Dap

(12/29/2012)[-]

I brought this for everyone that just **** their pants.

#466 to #222 - jakatackka

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#465 to #222 - cameronxyz

(12/29/2012)[-]

But......... That's........ *****************

#464 to #222 - weinerdick

(12/29/2012)[-]

I went to work at 11:30 and you had about 50 thumbs
I come home and you're at damn near 500
Jesus ****, dude

#463 to #222 - mgarrigan

(12/29/2012)[-]

you are a ******* god my friend

#461 to #222 - anon id: b17c2df3

(12/29/2012)[-]

**anonymous rolls 785**

#460 to #222 - hockeynerd

(12/29/2012)[-]

i just like your name. perry the platypus aint got **** on you

#459 to #222 - shashashanasha

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#458 to #222 - lujan

(12/29/2012)[-]

#456 to #222 - arshaqv

(12/29/2012)[-]

wut

#454 to #222 - crazehtoast

(12/29/2012)[-]

Holy.
Mother.
*******.
****.

#453 to #222 - metalpersian

+13

(12/29/2012)[-]

#450 to #222 - anon id: b1abb167

(12/29/2012)[-]

**anonymous rolls 712** 450

#451 to #222 - roflstorm#179 on commentsRank#179

(12/29/2012)[-]

*******
WAT

#449 to #222 - roflstorm#179 on commentsRank#179

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#448 to #222 - yunogasaii

(12/29/2012)[-]

Top comment? And NOT dubs? Nice.

#447 to #222 - thuntking**User deleted account**

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#446 to #222 - kobemamba

(12/29/2012)[-]

Happy 2sday!

I will now kill myself!

#445 to #222 - xashun

(12/29/2012)[-]

#444 to #222 - stoopidanon

+27

(12/29/2012)[-]

My Trips-inator!

#455 to #444 - arshaqv

(12/29/2012)[-]

your comment no...
is beautiful

#443 to #222 - thedungeonmaster

(12/29/2012)[-]

Oh god here we go...the portal is opened for all evil to enter the world

#442 to #222 - thuntking**User deleted account**

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#441 to #222 - awalkingdisaster**User deleted account**

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#438 to #222 - slashtrey

(12/29/2012)[-]

#439 to #438 - slashtrey

(12/29/2012)[-]

#437 to #222 - anon id: 4989fa30

(12/29/2012)[-]

**anonymous rolls 092** 846.

#436 to #222 - theinternets

(12/29/2012)[-]

#435 to #222 - deezknuts

(12/29/2012)[-]

#783 to #435 - moyete

(01/09/2013)[-]

**moyete rolls 4,923**

#729 to #435 - deezknuts

(12/30/2012)[-]

**deezknuts rolls 0,817**

****

#722 to #435 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

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#717 to #435 - anon id: ec61d282

(12/30/2012)[-]

**anonymous rolls 4,238**

#702 to #435 - chaossniper

(12/30/2012)[-]

**chaossniper rolls 8,566**

#656 to #435 - shadowzznz

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#574 to #435 - genocidalgenesis

(12/29/2012)[-]

**genocidalgenesis rolls 3,584** might as well try.

#529 to #435 - anon id: 08e04330

(12/29/2012)[-]

**anonymous rolls 9,134** rollin

#512 to #435 - shadowzznz

(12/29/2012)[-]

**shadowzznz rolls 2,268**

#506 to #435 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

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#504 to #435 - ferruccio

(12/29/2012)[-]

**ferruccio rolls 9,949**

#484 to #435 - anon id: 6ae1798c

(12/29/2012)[-]

**anonymous rolls 1,262**

#462 to #435 - theunbrnfury

(12/29/2012)[-]

**theunbrnfury rolls 9,441**

#452 to #435 - chrizac

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#440 to #435 - slashtrey

(12/29/2012)[-]

**slashtrey rolls 2,641** 4444

#432 to #222 - gurgleflep**User deleted account**

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#430 to #222 - thesoulless

(12/29/2012)[-]

mfw

#423 to #222 - grimsho

(12/29/2012)[-]

no.

#422 to #222 - itemmaaan

-1

(12/29/2012)[-]

Comment 222, guessed 222, rolled 222

#424 to #422 - slashtrey

+32

(12/29/2012)[-]

#426 to #424 - itemmaaan

-20

(12/29/2012)[-]

I know, stop getting saddle sore about it

#427 to #426 - slashtrey

(12/29/2012)[-]

#429 to #427 - itemmaaan

-21

(12/29/2012)[-]

You must be angry if you thumbed me down

#428 to #427 - itemmaaan

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#431 to #428 - slashtrey

(12/29/2012)[-]

i did not thumb you down

yeah i aint actually mad i have no reason to thumb down

#433 to #431 - itemmaaan

-15

(12/29/2012)[-]

All of a sudden I'm not thumbed down huh?

#434 to #433 - slashtrey

(12/29/2012)[-]

i guess idk

#421 to #222 - bigbaddrag

(12/29/2012)[-]

I'm usually not impressed by rolls, but damn

#482 to #421 - LightYagamiXD

(12/29/2012)[-]

But Mugi is impressed by little things

#419 to #222 - anon id: a196c1b6

(12/29/2012)[-]

oh wow, a coincidence...everyone like the coincidence now...you simple little people

#418 to #222 - swimmingprodigy

(12/29/2012)[-]

2 hours and 380 thumbs.

If I had to guess, I'd say that by 24 hours this will have about 5,000 thumbs.
Probably top comment

#417 to #222 - thatguythatlaughs

+16

(12/29/2012)[-]

#416 to #222 - tacblack

(12/29/2012)[-]

YFW

#415 to #222 - deezknuts

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#414 to #222 - deezknuts

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#413 to #222 - dlwnsgur

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#412 to #222 - jellybob

+10

(12/29/2012)[-]

yfw

#411 to #222 - drewbridge

(12/29/2012)[-]

#410 to #222 - iamphoenix

(12/29/2012)[-]

**iamphoenix rolls 812** (0-3)(2-5)(4-7)

#409 to #222 - anon id: 7df94204

(12/29/2012)[-]

**anonymous rolls 169** 333

#408 to #222 - numbersixx

(12/29/2012)[-]

mfw

#406 to #222 - anon id: 644d09d6

(12/29/2012)[-]

**anonymous rolls 411** 222

#403 to #222 - errdayimfjing

+28

(12/29/2012)[-]

#401 to #222 - anon id: da0d0e9b

(12/29/2012)[-]

**anonymous rolls 465** 555

#400 to #222 - Monopolus

+14

(12/29/2012)[-]

OH MY GOD

#392 to #222 - sphincterface

(12/29/2012)[-]

God? Is that you?

#391 to #222 - trollsarereal

(12/29/2012)[-]

#390 to #222 - slowlearndurr

(12/29/2012)[-]

Someone is thumbing all the replies down. Oh my god the horror.

#379 to #222 - josieabby

+13

(12/29/2012)[-]

HOLY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!

#378 to #222 - bumpin

(12/29/2012)[-]

wut

#377 to #222 - disturbedmaster

(12/29/2012)[-]

that roll was so epic that you win all the internet's

#374 to #222 - jrondeau**User deleted account**

(12/29/2012)[-]

#372 to #222 - SgtBaha

(12/29/2012)[-]

holy ******* ****

#386 to #372 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

+12

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#371 to #222 - trollsidon

(12/29/2012)[-]

Everything i know is a lie.

#369 to #222 - SaNcAlandariel

+15

(12/29/2012)[-]

#363 to #222 - Lostdemon

(12/29/2012)[-]

#361 to #222 - jrondeau**User deleted account**

(12/29/2012)[-]

#358 to #222 - ankh

(12/29/2012)[-]

YFW

#356 to #222 - HolyArachnid

(12/29/2012)[-]

Wow.....just......WOW. Normally I find myself rolling my eyes (no pun intended) at a lot of the roll comments that make the front page, but this is just plain majestic. I think it's got the potential to set a new comment-thumb record, and I'm honored to have helped it along that path.

#355 to #222 - iliketires

(12/29/2012)[-]

Dude...

#354 to #222 - Mesmus

(12/29/2012)[-]

I cant even...

#352 to #222 - moyete

+11

(12/29/2012)[-]

And again. he is also comment 222!!!!!

#382 to #352 - disturbedmaster

(12/29/2012)[-]

comment 222 rolled 222 and said 222 i dont think it can get anymore epic

#384 to #382 - moyete

(12/29/2012)[-]

I know. There was this one time where he called 66 rolled 66 and was comment 66. it was like the same thing that is going on right now!

#389 to #384 - disturbedmaster

(12/29/2012)[-]

awesome also what is that guy clapping in the gif from ?

#547 to #389 - pencildick

(12/29/2012)[-]

there's a good chance it might be citizen kane

#591 to #547 - disturbedmaster

(12/29/2012)[-]

thanks ill have to look into that

#396 to #389 - moyete

(12/29/2012)[-]

I don't know my good sir. I just have it in my folder.

#457 to #396 - disturbedmaster

(12/29/2012)[-]

its all good it looked familiar but i couldnt place my finger on where i saw it

#388 to #384 - miwauturu

(12/29/2012)[-]

Except less awesome by a factor of 10

#349 to #222 - totallynotvpirate

(12/29/2012)[-]

Capped for ya.

#348 to #222 - unchartedfan**User deleted account**

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#345 to #222 - xmegustax

+23

(12/29/2012)[-]

I was the 222nd thumb :D

#493 to #345 - dryicevii

(12/29/2012)[-]

The guy under you was, too...

#720 to #493 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

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#344 to #222 - pebar#149 on commentsRank#149

+10

(12/29/2012)[-]

and there it is

#343 to #222 - implosay

(12/29/2012)[-]

~210 thumbs in less than an hour... That comment alone will have more thumbs than most of the contents on today's frontpage

#339 to #222 - beeradthelaw

-11

(12/29/2012)[-]

Being a rollfag isn't worth ****.

#336 to #222 - slashtrey

(12/29/2012)[-]

I don't get it

#335 to #222 - jrondeau**User deleted account**

(12/29/2012)[-]

wut

#334 to #222 - gildemoono

(12/29/2012)[-]

the day we all realized the devil was doofenschmirtz and he browsed funnyjunk.

#330 to #222 - slowlearndurr

+13

(12/29/2012)[-]

I am no longer atheist. I worship you.

What is thy biding lord?

#347 to #330 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

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#353 to #347 - slowlearndurr

(12/29/2012)[-]

Yes my lord. Is there any other will my lord?

#364 to #353 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

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#367 to #364 - slowlearndurr

(12/29/2012)[-]

Of course my lo-

doffenshmirtz my precious prince.

#329 to #222 - jslaughter

(12/29/2012)[-]

This has the potential to reach nearly 6000 thumbs up at this rate within 24 hours...

Im guessing around 3000 though

#337 to #329 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

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#748 to #337 - manofparody

(12/30/2012)[-]

Items. Give that man those items.

#753 to #748 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

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#325 to #222 - bigsaltyballs

(12/29/2012)[-]

this guy

#324 to #222 - grimmwaters

(12/29/2012)[-]

Mother of ****!

#323 to #222 - derrrrp

(12/29/2012)[-]

#322 to #222 - theelderscrolls

(12/29/2012)[-]

bu-....i....how.....wut.....

#321 to #222 - pebar#149 on commentsRank#149

(12/29/2012)[-]

Congratulations!!!
You have made the top 10 comment list in under an hour.

pic related - your thumbs

#318 to #222 - lainez

(12/29/2012)[-]

HOW

#316 to #222 - jrondeau**User deleted account**

+39

(12/29/2012)[-]

yfw anyone ever rolls again

#305 to #222 - pebar#149 on commentsRank#149

+21

(12/29/2012)[-]

in about 10 minutes

#319 to #305 - findtheanswer

(12/29/2012)[-]

Nope. Still not there.

#303 to #222 - pebar#149 on commentsRank#149

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#299 to #222 - anon id: 1602e277

(12/29/2012)[-]

**anonymous rolls 6,297**
Stehp up niguh

#298 to #222 - pebar#149 on commentsRank#149

+10

(12/29/2012)[-]

For the past 20 minutes, I've been doing nothing but watching the thumbs steadily increase.
I still can't comprehend what just happened...

#304 to #298 - welcometoatl

-3

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#309 to #304 - cometfire

(12/29/2012)[-]

#296 to #222 - lilfunny

(12/29/2012)[-]

I have been gone for years. Whats this blue name stuff? are FJ points still useless?

#301 to #296 - necrophyxia

(12/29/2012)[-]

No on the points thing. It's useful in item collecting

Being an item collector, I might ask you what you would want for yours

#306 to #301 - lilfunny

(12/29/2012)[-]

uuuhhhhh.. a handy?? :)

#308 to #306 - necrophyxia

(12/29/2012)[-]

Fair enough...

Address?

:D

#295 to #222 - afreeti

(12/29/2012)[-]

triple trips and 100 thumbs in 22 minutes yep this is has potential to be the newest highest rated comment
that and they all add up to 666

#293 to #222 - necrophyxia

(12/29/2012)[-]

Is it okay if I love you now?

#292 to #222 - anon id: 10e6b3f6

(12/29/2012)[-]

I don't thumb up wizards who use their powers for fame.

#291 to #222 - metatarsis**User deleted account**

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#315 to #291 - sixsicsix

+14

(12/29/2012)[-]

**sixsicsix rolls 7** /11

Dear God please

#317 to #315 - sixsicsix

+14

(12/29/2012)[-]

Yea, like the gas station. Totally ment to do that.

#307 to #291 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

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#300 to #291 - sweatynips

(12/29/2012)[-]

**sweatynips rolls 168**

#297 to #291 - anon id: f9653746

(12/29/2012)[-]

**anonymous rolls 491**

#289 to #222 - dustyshane

(12/29/2012)[-]

81 thumbs in 18 minutes, this **** is going to explode.

#286 to #222 - italianplumberz**User deleted account**

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#281 to #222 - thatnerdyguy

+16

(12/29/2012)[-]

Oh **** son, I think you just won the ~~internet~~ tri-state area.
Because his username.

#290 to #281 - iaminfactawizard

(12/29/2012)[-]

He rolled triple trips and won the TRI-state area.

This ************ won everything.

#279 to #222 - pebar#149 on commentsRank#149

(12/29/2012)[-]

These are the fastest thumbs I've ever seen

#277 to #222 - anon id: 0031d652

(12/29/2012)[-]

Agent P, it seems Doofenschmirtz is involved in a nefarious plot involving... triple trips. Whatever that is, get out there and stop him!

#283 to #277 - majormonogram

+10

(12/29/2012)[-]

Darn it Carl, forgot to log in.

#287 to #283 - agentperry

+13

(12/29/2012)[-]

Brrrrrrrrr.

#276 to #222 - russianbro

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#275 to #222 - jeminuzback**User deleted account**

+23

(12/29/2012)[-]

#284 to #275 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

+15

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#273 to #222 - clingyotter

+14

(12/29/2012)[-]

what

#272 to #222 - wickkles

+19

(12/29/2012)[-]

What the ****. I can't even get trips. I give up.

#270 to #222 - lifeisaparty

+10

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#269 to #222 - climatus

(12/29/2012)[-]

this is... at least the second time you've done this. impressive.

#280 to #269 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

has deleted their comment [-]

#285 to #280 - climatus

(12/29/2012)[-]

you are a good man nonetheless.

#268 to #222 - wooyoungkim

(12/29/2012)[-]

Holy ****.

#267 to #222 - metatarsis**User deleted account**

has deleted their comment [-]

#266 to #222 - trowlernotparas

+12

(12/29/2012)[-]

#263 to #222 - trainalf#111 on contentRank#111

-3

(12/29/2012)[-]

So many thumbs in so little time. Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame!

#271 to #263 - ragingbrony

(12/29/2012)[-]

Day*

#261 to #222 - bslsk

+25

(12/29/2012)[-]

HFW

#260 to #222 - MrNaughtyZ

+13

(12/29/2012)[-]

MFW you're a god

#259 to #222 - anon id: da1b250e

(12/29/2012)[-]

Comment of they year, just in the nick of time!

#257 to #222 - slashtrey

+18

(12/29/2012)[-]

no ******* way

#256 to #222 - notevenmyfinalform

(12/29/2012)[-]

NOW DO NONS

DO IT

#255 to #222 - bonkboy

(12/29/2012)[-]

Our Messiah hath returned to us. Glory to the God-Emperor of Man. In his name we now serve.

#253 to #222 - oxytoxic**User deleted account**

+11

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#252 to #222 - impaledsandwich

+13

(12/29/2012)[-]

#251 to #222 - sparkshock

(12/29/2012)[-]

#249 to #222 - arbazio

+21

(12/29/2012)[-]

Triple Trips.... The comment number... The roll... and The prediction...

The Holy Trinity. Christ walks amongst us, once more!

Heil!

#254 to #249 - eppileopard**User deleted account**

+30

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#262 to #254 - arbazio

+12

(12/29/2012)[-]

It's the Anti-Christ! AAAARGH!!

#248 to #222 - yomamacouch

(12/29/2012)[-]

What in the holy mother of ****

#247 to #222 - notevenmyfinalform

+13

(12/29/2012)[-]

#246 to #222 - shadowpope

(12/29/2012)[-]

Holy ****...

#245 to #222 - ponieswererolled

+10

(12/29/2012)[-]

#243 to #222 - notevenmyfinalform

(12/29/2012)[-]

#242 to #222 - oxytoxic**User deleted account**

has deleted their comment [-]

#241 to #222 - notevenmyfinalform

+12

(12/29/2012)[-]

This is so ******* bonkers that I need more than one comment to express my reaction.

#240 to #222 - slyve

(12/29/2012)[-]

#237 to #222 - therealowenevr

+10

(12/29/2012)[-]

#236 to #222 - HordeyWordey

(12/29/2012)[-]

#235 to #222 - bslsk

+11

(12/29/2012)[-]

I call hax.

And I never...
NEVER call Hax.

#258 to #235 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

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#265 to #258 - bslsk

(12/29/2012)[-]

Maybe not hax, but shenanigans indeed.

You sir are a lucky man

*bows*

#234 to #222 - duttbick**User deleted account**

+12

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#233 to #222 - vanille**User deleted account**

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#232 to #222 - doofenschmirtz**User deleted account**

+41

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#238 to #232 - trainalf#111 on contentRank#111

(12/29/2012)[-]

Get some Holy Water- that will solve the mystery.

#231 to #222 - superhotfire

(12/29/2012)[-]

ummmmm...........

#229 to #222 - patriotprideboy

(12/29/2012)[-]

What... the ****?

#228 to #222 - pepemex

+15

(12/29/2012)[-]

**pepemex rolls 2** 1

#481 to #228 - Dap

(12/29/2012)[-]

**Dap rolls 3** 4

#230 to #228 - pepemex

+10

(12/29/2012)[-]

Meh close enogh

#227 to #222 - fnordyy

(12/29/2012)[-]

#226 to #222 - anon id: 440e4650

(12/29/2012)[-]

Cant tell if fake or HOLY ****

#225 to #222 - eppileopard**User deleted account**

has deleted their comment [-]

#224 to #222 - temporarymexican

(12/29/2012)[-]

WHAT

#223 to #222 - richardastley

+13

(12/29/2012)[-]

Either I'm a fool for believing this or holy ******* ****... Comment of the year!

#312 to #223 - technoplasm**User deleted account**

(12/29/2012)[-]

Back to the content 'Harry's Wand'