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User avatar #4 - sporkus (11/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
My mom actually makes me go XD
But I at least take the time to paint my face.
User avatar #10 to #4 - deathblossomfour (11/01/2013) [-]
I painted face is not a costume. You don't deserve your candy.
#6 - Hightower (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Teens who showed up at my house without a costume on got a trick. Usually a water balloon. It's called "Trick or Treat" for a reason.
User avatar #1 - fatalkill (11/01/2013) [-]
I was a nudist on strike, I promise.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (11/01/2013) [-]
I actually don't like the "too old for candy" thing. I think if you're in a costume, regardless of your age, you get candy
User avatar #9 - wertgf (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"What are you dressed as?"
"A paedophile"
"But you're not dressed up"
User avatar #5 - tombobbusama (11/01/2013) [-]
"trick or treat!"
"what are you supposed to be? You're just wearing normal clothes!"
"Crippling disappointment"
User avatar #46 - casval (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't mind if they're teenagers (I for one Trick or Treated until I was 16) as long as they're wearing a costume. But if they're obviously the obnoxious, ****** kids there just abusing the system, I don't give them **** .

This year a few trashy kids whom I rejected thought it would be hilarious if they egged my house. I let out my German Shepherds when I heard them outside being the little ***** they are and yelled out GO FOR THE NECK! (the dogs have no idea what this means mind you)

The teens took off running scared ******** while my dogs barked and chased them to the end of my fence.

No costume, no candy mother ******* .
User avatar #29 - ultimatebadass (11/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
It was really annoying, I think after 13 you shouldn't trick or treat anymore. That's when I stopped but half the people last night were close to their 20's, ******* pathetic
User avatar #38 to #29 - majormoron (11/01/2013) [-]
Dont forget to starch your shirt before you leave for work you prick.
#52 - KevinPutt (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
thought this up the day before halloween, it's generic but at least it's not lazy
#54 to #52 - poniesareghey (11/01/2013) [-]
#88 - sventrain (11/01/2013) [-]
"No costume, no candy" <- Say that to the entitled pricks
#31 - hueyfreeman (11/01/2013) [-]
Me and my friends last night.

I'm the unicorn.
User avatar #20 - tatsuichiyo (11/01/2013) [-]
I turned them all down except one who when I answered said "I'm dressed as the scariest thing possible, the future of America." He earned that goddamned candy.
#107 - Moosoulja ONLINE (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Just got a house and decided for the first time in a decade i'd hand out candy. Went down bought like thirty bags of snickers, twix, m&m's, kitkats and only had 7 kids show up. Now i'm sitting on $120 worth of candy. So i'll probably be dead by the end of the month.
User avatar #93 - itrinx (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Okay, i'm 18now. I knocked at peoples doors to get candies etc. They gave me cigarettes and beers. And a condom. Why.
#83 - bobfromfinancing (11/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
It's actually illegal in Canada,   
After the ago of 13, because little teen 						*****					 like that ruined it.    
-Gif unlrelated
It's actually illegal in Canada,

After the ago of 13, because little teen ***** like that ruined it.

-Gif unlrelated
User avatar #85 to #83 - kylekez (11/01/2013) [-]
My college friends went out trick or treating... I'm from Alberta.
#45 - doctornick (11/01/2013) [-]
All that kept comming to my house were 						*******					 stoners
All that kept comming to my house were ******* stoners
User avatar #76 - BrownBearninetysix (11/01/2013) [-]
I had facepaint on, who goes without a friggin' costume? Uncultured swine...
#49 - anonexplains (11/01/2013) [-]
I didn't get one of those. I got a 12 year old girl who was wearing a playboy bunny costume though.
User avatar #13 - muffinofrage (11/01/2013) [-]
In my town we don't even have traditional trick or treating anymore. It's been replaced by the crappy trunk or treat were a bunch of parents gather (at a church most times) and hand out candy from the back of their car. Hell I wouldn't mind teen trick or treaters if the old trick or treating comes back.
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