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Submitted: 11/01/2013
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User avatar #4 - sporkus ONLINE (11/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
My mom actually makes me go XD
But I at least take the time to paint my face.
User avatar #10 to #4 - deathblossomfour (11/01/2013) [-]
I painted face is not a costume. You don't deserve your candy.
#6 - Hightower ONLINE (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Teens who showed up at my house without a costume on got a trick. Usually a water balloon. It's called "Trick or Treat" for a reason.
User avatar #1 - fatalkill (11/01/2013) [-]
I was a nudist on strike, I promise.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (11/01/2013) [-]
I actually don't like the "too old for candy" thing. I think if you're in a costume, regardless of your age, you get candy
User avatar #9 - wertgf (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"What are you dressed as?"
"A ********** "
"But you're not dressed up"
User avatar #5 - tombobbusama ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
"trick or treat!"
"what are you supposed to be? You're just wearing normal clothes!"
"Crippling disappointment"
User avatar #46 - casval (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't mind if they're teenagers (I for one Trick or Treated until I was 16) as long as they're wearing a costume. But if they're obviously the obnoxious, ****** kids there just abusing the system, I don't give them **** .

This year a few trashy kids whom I rejected thought it would be hilarious if they egged my house. I let out my German Shepherds when I heard them outside being the little ***** they are and yelled out GO FOR THE NECK! (the dogs have no idea what this means mind you)

The teens took off running scared ******** while my dogs barked and chased them to the end of my fence.

No costume, no candy mother ******* .
User avatar #29 - ultimatebadass (11/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
It was really annoying, I think after 13 you shouldn't trick or treat anymore. That's when I stopped but half the people last night were close to their 20's, ******* pathetic
User avatar #38 to #29 - majormoron (11/01/2013) [-]
Dont forget to starch your shirt before you leave for work you prick.
#52 - KevinPutt ONLINE (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
thought this up the day before halloween, it's generic but at least it's not lazy
#54 to #52 - poniesareghey (11/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #93 - itrinx (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Okay, i'm 18now. I knocked at peoples doors to get candies etc. They gave me cigarettes and beers. And a condom. Why.
User avatar #100 to #93 - Leopard (11/01/2013) [-]
Because you should be at a party.
#88 - sventrain (11/01/2013) [-]
"No costume, no candy" <- Say that to the entitled pricks
#31 - hueyfreeman (11/01/2013) [-]
Me and my friends last night.

I'm the unicorn.
User avatar #20 - tatsuichiyo (11/01/2013) [-]
I turned them all down except one who when I answered said "I'm dressed as the scariest thing possible, the future of America." He earned that goddamned candy.
#107 - Moosoulja (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Just got a house and decided for the first time in a decade i'd hand out candy. Went down bought like thirty bags of snickers, twix, m&m's, kitkats and only had 7 kids show up. Now i'm sitting on $120 worth of candy. So i'll probably be dead by the end of the month.
#83 - bobfromfinancing (11/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
It's actually illegal in Canada,   
After the ago of 13, because little teen 						*****					 like that ruined it.    
-Gif unlrelated
It's actually illegal in Canada,

After the ago of 13, because little teen ***** like that ruined it.

-Gif unlrelated
User avatar #85 to #83 - kylekez (11/01/2013) [-]
My college friends went out trick or treating... I'm from Alberta.
#45 - doctornick (11/01/2013) [-]
All that kept comming to my house were 						*******					 stoners
All that kept comming to my house were ******* stoners
#86 - evilwheatleycore (11/01/2013) [-]
I had two people in my group who didn't have costumes so at each house my friend who was dressed up like someone from Payday, and my Russian soldier thing who have the costumless go first, and when the door opened.


pic related, pretty much my costume for the rest of my life
User avatar #61 - BadManTaliban (11/01/2013) [-]
i always used to wear all black and sit in a little dark corner by the steps of my porch so i could scare teenagers and adults with no costumes. this one time, i saw this guy walk past in a hoodie with the hood up. i got behind him and gave him my best demonic roar. He turns around screaming but it's muffled because THE ****** HAS A FACEHUGGER MASK. i invited him inside and we drank beer.
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