How Half Life 3 will be released.. The truth.....you can never know.....the truth...... File: -( 50 KB, 600x765, portraiture ( -),jpg) its 2013 eh few months be
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How Half Life 3 will be released.

The truth.....you can never know.....the truth.....

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its 2013
eh few months before
that Vale are working overtime to complete a project
some reason they are also extending their offices in
Iinternet fanboys start jerking themselves off uncontrollably-
Breadcrab plushies turned into fleshlight ******** .
HLA. HE etc.
Soomething big is happening.
arrives.
are show.
lowered in by crane.
jokes aside. he' s grown. A lot.
wing built to house his now unfathomably enormous girth. Filled with jelly and ice cream.
Doakes IO to catch his breath.
Appens his mouth.
Frills it with a sandwich.
Tchews. Slow. calculated bites.
Llooks every last person sitting in the auditorium in the eye.
Milne bite left-
3 is to be released immediately. on sale."
last bite.
Hope it was worth the wait." He smiles. then grimaces-
bite of sandwich has caused Gaben to reach critical mass.
Potarts to pulsate on stage.
Peeople screaming.
to rise into the air and gently spin.
Feaster and faster.
begins to get shredded bythe pull he is exerting.
fly everywhere.
implosion destroys half of Los Angeles.
so intense that Gaben collapsed in on himself.
is now a black hole.
are his event horizon.
runs so slowly now.
overtakes 24.
is effectively cured.
have time to do anything you have overwinter-
scores loo on metacritic.
we are all finally running on Valve time.
Early predictions?
...
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Submitted: 08/30/2012
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