How Half Life 3 will be released.
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eh few months before
that Vale are working overtime to complete a project
some reason they are also extending their offices in
Iinternet fanboys start jerking themselves off uncontrollably-
Breadcrab plushies turned into fleshlight fucktons.
HLA. HE etc.
Soomething big is happening.
lowered in by crane.
jokes aside. he' s grown. A lot.
wing built to house his now unfathomably enormous girth. Filled with jelly and ice cream.
Doakes IO to catch his breath.
Appens his mouth.
Frills it with a sandwich.
Tchews. Slow. calculated bites.
Llooks every last person sitting in the auditorium in the eye.
Milne bite left-
3 is to be released immediately. on sale."
Hope it was worth the wait." He smiles. then grimaces-
bite of sandwich has caused Gaben to reach critical mass.
Potarts to pulsate on stage.
to rise into the air and gently spin.
Feaster and faster.
begins to get shredded bythe pull he is exerting.
implosion destroys half of Los Angeles.
so intense that Gaben collapsed in on himself.
is now a black hole.
are his event horizon.
runs so slowly now.
is effectively cured.
have time to do anything you have overwinter-
scores loo on metacritic.
we are all finally running on Valve time.