Batty! Joker here! Long time no see! It seems you have a channel on Funnyjunk! Heh, and I thought you were the loser. I SINCERELY congratulate you on this MONUMENTOUS occasion.
Anyway Bats, I've decided to write this letter to tell you a joke:
What is black, blue, and red all over?
Gotham will be, when my bomb explodes and destroys the city into a delightful cloud of black, blue, and red!
The time's ticking, Bats! Are you gonna stop this bomb, or are you gonna spend your days rotting in your mommy's basement?
Warmest Regards,
Joker <3
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!