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User avatar #19 - SheWolfie ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
>be 17
>snowboarding at local slopes
>be on black diamond hill (Expert level hill, some really steep)
>Mini-jump right where hill sloped drastically
> ********* .jpg
>Zoom down at the speed of Sonic on acid.
>Jump.
>Dearsweetjesus
>See a mother and child sitting approx. 50 ft in front of slow down sign
> ******* SITTING
>Airborn, no time nor space to change.
>Slam into childwiththe force of a prison gang rape
>Flip and smash my head onto the metal sign
>Helmet cracks.
> ******* SHATTERS...
User avatar #20 to #19 - SheWolfie ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
>Wake up dazed to screeching
>Mother 2 inches away from my face, screeching I hurt her kid.
>Threatens to sue for damages and med bills.
> ************
>Gets the attention of the Ski Patrol.
>Fastforward.
>Sitting in Ski Patrol room, still slightly dazed.
>Banshee mom screeching her story, kid smirking at me. Fill with rage.
>Literally ******* happy.
>Doctor comes to my room as I hear "And I demand she pay my son's medical bills!"
>High as **** friend finally shows up to see how I'mdoing...
User avatar #21 to #20 - SheWolfie ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
>Tells doctor my story.
>Doc takes my tag (We have a tag system that shows how skilled you are and what hills you can go on.)
> Doc leaves to get Banshee spawn's tag.
>He comes back with the most pissed off look on his face.
>Tag is shown.
>Banshee spawn is light green circle. (Lowest level skill, basically sit in a corner and think about how you're wasting your time.)
>High friend goes bats hit crazy for me. I'm not paying ****
>Only Green hill on opposite side of resort.
>Doc goes back and tells them they have to pay their own bills and mine for the hospital.
>Concussion and sprained wrist.
User avatar #30 to #21 - Danzig (04/21/2013) [-]
I feel like I've read this before. Either you're reposting your own content, you're reposting someone else comment, or it's a coincidence. WHICH ONE IS IT SHEWOLF?!
User avatar #34 to #30 - SheWolfie ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
the same comment I made when this was posted ages ago
#32 to #30 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
I've read something very similar as well.
It is most likely a remade version of someones content from ages ago.
#28 to #21 - jamesrustler (04/21/2013) [-]
YFW Doctor says they have to pay your bill
User avatar #27 to #21 - mistressluna (04/21/2013) [-]
For once, I am actually glad a human was saved by wearing protective gear.
#24 to #21 - ironstrike (04/21/2013) [-]
You forgot the ending

> ******* win.

Seems appropriate.
#23 to #21 - angelambrosius (04/21/2013) [-]
This... This is good. **** the mom and kid for being stupid. Kinda wonder if she was waiting there on purpose for a get rich quick scheme.
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