Parrot's Reaction to Smoking. #1 - sparkyoneonetwo 23 hours ago | Replies(4)comment Furry, Metal, zombie, penis 4 words sum up most of my life. #2 - therealsupe Sometimes I think im guy then straight then bimurxual then get a BJ fr
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Parrot's Reaction to Smoking

#1 - sparkyoneonetwo 23 hours ago | Replies(4)comment
Furry, Metal, zombie, penis 4 words sum up most of my life.
#2 - therealsuperderpy 08/29/2013 | Replies(7)comment
I had a dream about my boyfriend but all it involved was him hating me ;_;
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Happy. I met someone IRL on here who I like a lot. Now me and her are together. I am very happy.
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TIME TO PRAISE SATIN
#6 - sparkyoneonetwo 08/27/2013 | Replies(1)comment
7days to die is pretty cool.
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first day of classes....3 hour break between classes....GAME GRUMPS
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Indiana sucks so much xx
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Indiana sucks so much x
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had a dream that I went to a porn convention, where the only form of transportaion around the convention was through suction tubes, like in futurama. There was a stadium at the convention, where you would watch porn and stuff, but half the of the seats in the statium were not completed with condtructing, so I sat in one of those seats were the needed to be finished, and it was scary, because it was like 20 ft. upove the ground, and the only way to get down was through the tube right next to it. I took the tube to get outa there, and it took me to the roof of the porn convention, and there was a bunch of fireworks up there, and a mutilated hand with a match in it, so I took the match from the hand and lit the fire works, they ended up lighting the convention on fire, then I took the tube to this room where everyone was giving eachother hand jobs, blowjobs, and jacking off. In that room I wathced a bear and a crow jack off, and they came all over themselfs, then after they came on me, I took the tube to outside the convention, then, I decided to play "Wargame European Escelation" in my dream, where I had to hide golden tanks and what not from aliens trying to find them, so I killed all of the aliens.

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User avatar #9 - vissova (08/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Wouldn't that be really really bad for the bird? Or will it survive.
#11 - areo0420 (08/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
But... That's a Cockatoo...   
   
Wait... Cockatoo...   
Cock-a-too   
Cock-or-two
But... That's a Cockatoo...

Wait... Cockatoo...
Cock-a-too
Cock-or-two
User avatar #2 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (08/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I snorted air out of my nose.

+1
#12 - anonymous (08/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Don't mean to be a party pooper but birds are very sensitive to smoke and even burnt food smoke can kill one/give it cancer.
User avatar #14 to #12 - heretofuckshitup ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
i know about this from a first hand experience but with teflon which is almost an instant kill for them but didn't know at the time. Really need to learn up on the animal before you get them. Mistake i'll never make again
User avatar #35 - blacklite (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Don't birds have like, really sensitive respiratory systems?

This is pretty ****** up.
#23 - anonymous (08/31/2013) [+] (20 replies)
weed is bad. It's a weakness. I hate the people who can't have fun with their friends without weed. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a ******* party with all their friends without needing to smoke. Or the people who smoke to hide from their problems. It's just a crutch. Man the **** up and deal with your problems. Life is hard, man up. It's also bad for the body and pot heads insist there's no bad side affects. It lowers your lung capacity. It also lowers your reaction time. Marijuana smoke burns a lot hotter than tobacco smoke so that also damages the lungs. It's known to lower sperm count as well. Weed also causes memory loss.

But one of the biggest problem with weed is the people you buy it from. You buy it from your local drug dealer, that's not that bad, but up the ladder is where the hardcore dealers are. The ones who ******* kill people or hurt them and cause fear. That's who your money is going Even if you just smoke casually.
User avatar #26 to #23 - paintedgorilla (08/31/2013) [-]
I honestly don't see why you should feel obligated to bitch about people's weed habits not everyone smokes it just because they can't have fun without it or uses it as a crutch.
Some smoke it simply because it's relaxing and feels nice.
Sure it has side effect just as every other thing on the planet theres no need to shy away from things with potential danger if it means you can't enjoy anything at all.
#19 - kaeume (08/31/2013) [-]
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#18 - heafi (08/31/2013) [-]
Don't birds have super efficient lungs? Does that mean they can get even higher (no pun intended) than humans?
Don't birds have super efficient lungs? Does that mean they can get even higher (no pun intended) than humans?
#34 - iwebby (08/31/2013) [-]
wtf is wrong with the description like seriously
User avatar #20 - assdoreponyfucker (08/31/2013) [-]
thats a cockatoo
#4 - dontquotemeonthis (08/30/2013) [-]
Those tags.

Wat.
#50 - nurucio (09/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Let's blow smoke directly into my animal's mouth. This can't possibly have any negative repercussion."
#33 - tangiers (08/31/2013) [-]
To everyone that's saying that's weed.   
The pipe he's smoking from is called a hookah. It's primary use it to smoke a type of tobacco called shisha, which is flavored with fruit and molasses. They can be quite expensive and it is HIGHLY suggested that you don't smoke weed out of it, being that it can damage the pipe. Many people assume it's weed because of the large amount of smoke exhaled, however that is a result of the process. Coals are placed on aluminum foil with several small holes poked in. The shisha should never be in direct contact with the coals. This results in cooking the tobacco, rather than burning it. The taste is outstanding, and I suggest either the Al Fahker brand or the Tangiers brand, which is my name sake on here. Anyway, there ya go.
To everyone that's saying that's weed.
The pipe he's smoking from is called a hookah. It's primary use it to smoke a type of tobacco called shisha, which is flavored with fruit and molasses. They can be quite expensive and it is HIGHLY suggested that you don't smoke weed out of it, being that it can damage the pipe. Many people assume it's weed because of the large amount of smoke exhaled, however that is a result of the process. Coals are placed on aluminum foil with several small holes poked in. The shisha should never be in direct contact with the coals. This results in cooking the tobacco, rather than burning it. The taste is outstanding, and I suggest either the Al Fahker brand or the Tangiers brand, which is my name sake on here. Anyway, there ya go.
User avatar #25 - escaperope (08/31/2013) [-]
That's hookah not weed
User avatar #22 - coustify (08/31/2013) [-]
Can someone explain to me what the **** is happening in the description?
#21 - anonymous (08/31/2013) [-]
Why isn't my parrot like that... T.T
User avatar #8 - tittylovin (08/31/2013) [-]
420 BLAZE IT PARROT
#7 - ahahah (08/31/2013) [-]
The dudes face is hilarious hahahah
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