Every time I enter Abercrombie & Fitch. So apparently unattractive people arent allowed to shop at Abercrombie & Fitch.. Friend and I walk up to an A&F shop. Guy: I'm sorry, but you can't shop here. Me: Oy? And why not? Guy: We don't serve your patronage. Me: What patronage? F
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Every time I enter Abercrombie & Fitch

So apparently unattractive people arent allowed to shop at Abercrombie & Fitch

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User avatar #1 - Metallicock (06/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I've never been in there
User avatar #6 to #1 - Hyoukin (06/08/2013) [-]
It's like being a dwarf lost at a rave. It's dark, loud, and disorienting. Not to mention they always spray some horrid "body spray" around. I guess they think if they cloud your perception enough, you won't notice you're paying $75 for a t-shirt.
User avatar #33 - lolollo (06/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Friend and I walk up to an A&F shop.

Guy: I'm sorry, but you can't shop here.
Me: Oy? And why not?
Guy: We don't serve your patronage.
Me: What patronage? Fat? Ugly? You callin' me ugly?
Guy: Just because I look like the side of a used tire ain't mean I can't flatten your arse on the pavement!
Guy:......Fine, just go in...

I may or may not have been a little drunk.

I may or may not be a little drunk now.
#8 - anon (06/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I am disappointed that nobody has mentioned the fact that she walked through a closed door.
User avatar #31 - thejerseyjenn (06/09/2013) [-]
I walked into Abercrombie and Fitch once and walked right out because whatever they sprayed there was so unbearably foul and strong I couldn't take it.
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#12 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#21 to #12 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
Fat people are inexcusably disgusting though.
User avatar #36 - hatinonmyrolls (06/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
can someone explain, why did she get kicked out?
User avatar #46 to #36 - Shadwstryker (06/09/2013) [-]
I assume it was the size of her hands. Tiny handed people can't effectively grasp things and she'd probably just make a mess by dropping clothes and cologne and perfume all over the place.
User avatar #48 - herpymcderp (06/09/2013) [-]
I turn around immediately when the high concentration of cologne makes me migraine.
Maybe beautiful people can't smell it.
Maybe that's how they keep the ugly people out.
#27 - deathmetalwarlord (06/09/2013) [-]
Or, I just don't enter Abercrombie and Fitch.
#44 - misslovedchi (06/09/2013) [-]
I don't even need to go to a store to get their shirts. I live in Peru, pretty much where all the "rejects" are left behind here and the rest are shipped off to the US.
Those rejected shirts never have any noticeable mistakes and I can get them for around 4 or 5 dollars.


It's actually pretty amusing, all the so called unattractive people here wearing hollister or A&F shirts because it's cheap as hell.
User avatar #11 - derik (06/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
That feel when I start working at Abercrombie on Monday.
User avatar #25 to #24 - thepyras (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, they kindof trick you into buying their clothes that way. You don't "technically" have to, but everything you own is somehow going to be wrong, leaving their clothes as the only choice. Also, what you can wear changes every few months, so you have to buy new stuff all the time. Advice for that is to buy something that it looks like the managers wear often. A lot of times the things they wear carries over multiple seasons so you won't have to buy too often.

As for talking to girls, most customers of either store aren't very interesting or particularly bright.

Also, their hiring policy is to hire a buttload of people and never give any of them hours, I think they get a tax deduction for it.

There is only one highlight I can think of to working at Hollister or A&F, and that is the assurance of knowing that you are at least somewhat attractive for them to have hired you.
User avatar #2 - torchictoucher (06/08/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I don't even think they have stores in England

Because everyone here is ugly, therefore, they wouldn't get any business
#17 to #2 - anon (06/08/2013) [-]
London has one.
User avatar #51 - xapplemanx (06/09/2013) [-]
A&F sucks honestly, i don't see whats so special about it
User avatar #14 - danster (06/08/2013) [-]
Learn to bend your legs, then they'll accept you.
User avatar #57 - lamarsmithgot (06/09/2013) [-]
i hate it when i see an asian or a black person with an A&F shirt. they ******* hate you, dude.
User avatar #55 - ronyx (06/09/2013) [-]
It's ironic that the CEO is a pretty horrendous looking albino.
#47 - thepikachu ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
I never knew this actually happened. I've been in Abercrombie and Fitch quite a few times, never to shop for myself cause I don't wear their stuff, probably wouldn't fit in it either way, and this has never happened to me, and it probably should.
#42 - thenathanlee (06/09/2013) [-]
HE IS A MAN FOR THE RECORD. THE CHARACTER HAS A PENIS.
User avatar #41 - vancecore (06/09/2013) [-]
Is Aeropostale any better? My relatives usually come home with those shirts.
#39 - Spitfirex (06/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm curious if this has actually happen to people.
I went there to buy a present for my sister and there were fat people lurking everywhere.
#45 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
fat people not unattractive people, which really isnt that big of a deal most of women's major brands dont make those fancy cocktail dresses for fat people
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