Dad catches kid flying off swing. is my Minecraft server if you want to join /user/tredbear/169#169 I had a dream that I went to a porn convention, where the on OP is hetrosexual
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Dad catches kid flying off swing

Dad catches kid flying off swing. is my Minecraft server if you want to join /user/tredbear/169#169 I had a dream that I went to a porn convention, where the on

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I had a dream that I went to a porn convention, where the only form of transportaion around the convention was through suction tubes, like in futurama. There was a stadium at the convention, where you would watch porn and stuff, but half the of the seats in the statium were not completed with condtructing, so I sat in one of those seats were the needed to be finished, and it was scary, because it was like 20 ft. upove the ground, and the only way to get down was through the tube right next to it. I took the tube to get outa there, and it took me to the roof of the porn convention, and there was a bunch of fireworks up there, and a mutilated hand with a match in it, so I took the match from the hand and lit the fire works, they ended up lighting the convention on fire, then I took the tube to this room where everyone was giving eachother hand jobs, blowjobs, and jacking off. In that room I wathced a bear and a crow jack off, and they came all over themselfs, then after they came on me, I took the tube to outside the convention, then, I decided to play "Wargame European Escelation" in my dream, where I had to hide golden tanks and what not from aliens trying to find them, so I killed all of the aliens.

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Submitted: 05/23/2013
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#2 - xfrankie (05/23/2013) [-]
With a beard comes a great responsibility.
#8 - tehbomb (05/24/2013) [-]
The way he caught him, he was totally ready for it. Almost as if it happened before   
"Goddammit Joey, not this 			****		 again"
The way he caught him, he was totally ready for it. Almost as if it happened before
"Goddammit Joey, not this **** again"
#29 to #8 - fukyu (05/24/2013) [-]
maybe the kid said something before hand indicating he was going to try some trick or another and his dad was prepared for it to go wrong. lets face it boys are always trying some sort of trick, or stunt, we all(boys) think we are evel knievel as children
#15 - Wallaq (05/24/2013) [-]
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#17 - dardands (05/24/2013) [-]
Typical American parent.
Typical American parent.
#27 to #17 - fukyu (05/24/2013) [-]
yes you are right, typical american parent who cares about his kid and catches him before injuring himself. damn those americans and taking care of their young damn us to hell.
#32 to #27 - dardands (05/24/2013) [-]
I meant no dissrespect by saying "Typical American Parent"! I in fact admired his ability to catch his kid. Just because someone says "Typical American" , it doesn't necessarily mean as an insult!
#9 - John Cena (05/24/2013) [-]
The description....Sounds oddly familiar...
#4 - perishing (05/24/2013) [-]
I probably would have dropped the kid in my haste to catch the other one.
I probably would have dropped the kid in my haste to catch the other one.
#23 - cupotruth (05/24/2013) [-]
I love how he's so calm about catching the kid.

He just catches the kid and looks at him like,

"Bitch that ain't how you use a swing."

This .gif is great.
User avatar #14 - sparkyfetchest (05/24/2013) [-]
If a child that age doesn't understand the concept of " ******* hold on tight" deserves to be dropped on their head. We wonder why this new generation is so fckd.
#28 to #14 - fukyu (05/24/2013) [-]
how do you know he isn't special needs? maybe he was dropped on his head and thats why he can''t swing properly. maybe he was an orphan and never used a swingset before and as such ****** up cuz he doesn't know how to do it right. or maybe you are a heartless bitch who needs shot in the dick so you never create offspring.
User avatar #16 to #14 - goondas (05/24/2013) [-]
Absolutely! I just heard on the news today that a kid died because he fell off a pogo stick. A ******* POGO STICK! Kids these days are far too babied, they need to be left to get hurt and injured sometimes so they can toughen up and learn from their mistakes. A few bruises and grazed knees a good for you as a kid.
User avatar #24 to #16 - Welshhobo (05/24/2013) [-]
Do you seriously think the reason that kid died was because he didn't scrape his knee enough? He probably broke his neck or something you ******* idiot
#19 to #16 - ollietweak (05/24/2013) [-]
kids have to learn their own lessons

>be 11
>pogo stick bouncing around kitchen
>pogo slips on tiles
>no time to break fall with hands
>face slams into kitchen tiles
>nose and gums bleeding
>i never pogo inside again
User avatar #20 to #19 - awesomedewd (05/24/2013) [-]
Yep... seems like you learned your lessen.
User avatar #6 - Dstroyer (05/24/2013) [-]
You know, reversing it would probably make it look badass.
#5 - Stan Marsh (05/24/2013) [-]
At first i read flying off swag and thought wtf does that mean for about five minutes
User avatar #1 - hipsophobadon (05/23/2013) [-]
The one gif on here where a parent does something right.
User avatar #31 - elatedmonkey (05/24/2013) [-]
The **** are you doing, Son-son?
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#25 - spirits (05/24/2013) [-]
This is the first time in a long time the title did not lie to me.
#22 - sometimeswefuck (05/24/2013) [-]
******* thats why dads are superheroes
#13 - itzsquiggle (05/24/2013) [-]
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#3 - russianpotato (05/24/2013) [-]
what if the kid actually fell.....and died
what if the kid actually fell.....and died
#21 to #3 - John Cena (05/24/2013) [-]
just die
User avatar #11 to #3 - niggernazi (05/24/2013) [-]
calm down satan
#10 to #3 - neocortex (05/24/2013) [-]
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Must suck to laugh at your own 'joke' with no one to join you eh.
#7 to #3 - ggdhindo (05/24/2013) [-]
what if you're actually potato
what if you're actually potato
#12 to #7 - John Cena (05/24/2013) [-]
potatoes potate
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