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Dad catches kid flying off swing

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I had a dream that I went to a porn convention, where the only form of transportaion around the convention was through suction tubes, like in futurama. There was a stadium at the convention, where you would watch porn and stuff, but half the of the seats in the statium were not completed with condtructing, so I sat in one of those seats were the needed to be finished, and it was scary, because it was like 20 ft. upove the ground, and the only way to get down was through the tube right next to it. I took the tube to get outa there, and it took me to the roof of the porn convention, and there was a bunch of fireworks up there, and a mutilated hand with a match in it, so I took the match from the hand and lit the fire works, they ended up lighting the convention on fire, then I took the tube to this room where everyone was giving eachother hand jobs, blowjobs, and jacking off. In that room I wathced a bear and a crow jack off, and they came all over themselfs, then after they came on me, I took the tube to outside the convention, then, I decided to play "Wargame European Escelation" in my dream, where I had to hide golden tanks and what not from aliens trying to find them, so I killed all of the aliens.

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Submitted: 05/23/2013
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#2 - xfrankie (05/23/2013) [-]
With a beard comes a great responsibility.
#3 - russianpotato (05/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
what if the kid actually fell.....and died
what if the kid actually fell.....and died
#7 to #3 - ggdhindo (05/24/2013) [-]
what if you're actually potato
what if you're actually potato
#8 - tehbomb (05/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The way he caught him, he was totally ready for it. Almost as if it happened before   
"Goddammit Joey, not this 						****					 again"
The way he caught him, he was totally ready for it. Almost as if it happened before
"Goddammit Joey, not this **** again"
#17 - dardands (05/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Typical American parent.
Typical American parent.
#15 - Wallaq (05/24/2013) [-]
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#4 - perishing ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
I probably would have dropped the kid in my haste to catch the other one.
I probably would have dropped the kid in my haste to catch the other one.
User avatar #14 - sparkyfetchest (05/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
If a child that age doesn't understand the concept of " ******* hold on tight" deserves to be dropped on their head. We wonder why this new generation is so fckd.
User avatar #16 to #14 - goondas (05/24/2013) [-]
Absolutely! I just heard on the news today that a kid died because he fell off a pogo stick. A ******* POGO STICK! Kids these days are far too babied, they need to be left to get hurt and injured sometimes so they can toughen up and learn from their mistakes. A few bruises and grazed knees a good for you as a kid.
#23 - cupotruth (05/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I love how he's so calm about catching the kid.

He just catches the kid and looks at him like,

"Bitch that ain't how you use a swing."

This .gif is great.
User avatar #6 - Dstroyer (05/24/2013) [-]
You know, reversing it would probably make it look badass.
#5 - Stan Marsh (05/24/2013) [-]
At first i read flying off swag and thought wtf does that mean for about five minutes
User avatar #31 - elatedmonkey (05/24/2013) [-]
The **** are you doing, Son-son?
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#25 - spirits (05/24/2013) [-]
This is the first time in a long time the title did not lie to me.
#22 - sometimeswefuck (05/24/2013) [-]
******* thats why dads are superheroes
#13 - itzsquiggle (05/24/2013) [-]
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#9 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
The description....Sounds oddly familiar...
User avatar #1 - hipsophobadon (05/23/2013) [-]
The one gif on here where a parent does something right.
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