Camping prank. is billy sexually attracted to male ferrets? cuz i saw him licking one's feet, does that mean he is? Stranger 1: No, if he was sexually attracted
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is billy sexually attracted to male ferrets? cuz i saw him licking one's feet, does that mean he is?
Stranger 1: No, if he was sexually attracted to them, he would be fucking them.
Stranger 1: Trust me.
Stranger 1: I've fucked a LOT of sea otters in my time.
Stranger 2: it means billy is sexually attracted to male ferrets. cuz you saw him licking one's feet, it means he is
Stranger 1: You're not a doctor.
Stranger 1: Get out of here.
Stranger 1: I'm a doctor.
Stranger 1: Trust my assessment.
Stranger 1: I have a degree in doctoring.
Stranger 2: LET ME SEE YOUR DEGREE>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
Strange r 1: An animal fucking.
Stranger 2: i have a degree in animal fucking
Stranger 1: Well I have a degree in fucking your mother in the ass.
Stranger 1: So I win.
Stranger 2: well i have a degree in fucking your dad in the ass with my 12" strap on........
Stranger 2: win
Stranger 1: My dad is dead.
Stranger 1: Which I assume makes it easier to fuck him in the ass.
Stranger 2: it does
Stranger 1: Can I fuck you in the ass?
Stranger 2: We will take turns
Stranger 1: Deal. See you in a few hours.
Stranger 1 has disconnected

I had a dream that I went to a porn convention, where the only form of transportaion around the convention was through suction tubes, like in futurama. There was a stadium at the convention, where you would watch porn and stuff, but half the of the seats in the statium were not completed with condtructing, so I sat in one of those seats were the needed to be finished, and it was scary, because it was like 20 ft. upove the ground, and the only way to get down was through the tube right next to it. I took the tube to get outa there, and it took me to the roof of the porn convention, and there was a bunch of fireworks up there, and a mutilated hand with a match in it, so I took the match from the hand and lit the fire works, they ended up lighting the convention on fire, then I took the tube to this room where everyone was giving eachother hand jobs, blowjobs, and jacking off. In that room I wathced a bear and a crow jack off, and they came all over themselfs, then after they came on me, I took the tube to outside the convention, then, I decided to play "Wargame European Escelation" in my dream, where I had to hide golden tanks and what not from aliens trying to find them, so I killed all of the aliens.

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#1 - mcfrozen (03/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - Aleafe (03/10/2013) [-]
my mcjrotc mi said he did that all the time in bootcamp and its the funnest thing ever
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