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#10 - sizimizi (09/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #28 to #10 - cmurphyjrjrjr (09/18/2014) [-]
...what am I missing here?
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#29 to #28 - sizimizi (09/18/2014) [-]
She was reading an e-book.
She was reading an e-book.
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User avatar #34 to #29 - becauseoprahsaidso (09/18/2014) [-]
I thought it was a picture of a cat for some reason. Either way, it's funny.
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#15 to #10 - doctadoc (09/18/2014) [-]
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#1 - bakly (09/17/2014) [-]
I have another contestant
I have another contestant
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User avatar #16 to #1 - logiblack (09/18/2014) [-]
Isn't she the same tho?
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#12 to #1 - ldnelson (09/18/2014) [-]
Charlie got what was coming to him.
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User avatar #17 to #1 - nass (09/18/2014) [-]
You know that this is same woman? A german comedian/actress. There are lots of her sketches online lately
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User avatar #20 to #17 - egosumproxi ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Have you got a source?
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#39 to #20 - nass (09/18/2014) [-]
I do my friend. Her name is Martina Hill and the show where all these gifs are taken from is called "Knallerfrauen" which can't really translate because "Knaller" has different meanings in german. But it means something like "Awesome/Crazy Women"
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User avatar #11 to #1 - slenderwolf (09/18/2014) [-]
I'll give you something to cry about, you little **** .
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#4 - kuddman (09/17/2014) [-]
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User avatar #19 to #4 - somerussian (09/18/2014) [-]
Is she kill?
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User avatar #51 to #19 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
yes. the broke her neck.
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User avatar #52 to #51 - somerussian (09/18/2014) [-]
that is cry man ;(
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User avatar #67 to #52 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Don't worry, he's a liar, she isn't kill.
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User avatar #92 to #67 - somerussian (09/19/2014) [-]
Oh thank god it looked like a slammer kill
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User avatar #93 to #92 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
It was on most shocking, they took pictures with her with cake all over her face afterwards
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#86 to #4 - anon (09/18/2014) [-]
Every time I see this I think, what if her face landed on one of the candles and impaled her eyeballs.
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User avatar #56 to #4 - rplix (09/18/2014) [-]
She actually died from this.
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#78 to #56 - tofukitty (09/18/2014) [-]
Brutal.
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#13 to #4 - redrubber (09/18/2014) [-]
The thought of the candle going straight into her eye frightens me. Like, it wouldn't have been so hard for that mistake to happen.
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User avatar #36 to #13 - reretzu (09/18/2014) [-]
I'm not sure, but I if I heard correctly she just hit her head and got knocked out, no serious injury or eye to candle action.
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#68 to #36 - kallesmange (09/18/2014) [-]
she blacked out, the girl threw her head to the table with a thud, and then they dont understand why she's not getting up, one of the girls even starts to eat the cake while the birthday girl is in the dark
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#6 to #4 - drololol (09/17/2014) [-]
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#24 to #6 - brokenhalf (09/18/2014) [-]
little ***** like that piss me off way more than it should
little ***** like that piss me off way more than it should
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User avatar #3 - cumberdale (09/17/2014) [-]
And they say germans have no humor
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#53 - seras ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #76 to #53 - shadowrated (09/18/2014) [-]
sauce?
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#82 to #76 - awesomechardey (09/18/2014) [-]
martina hill
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User avatar #83 to #53 - monkeysniper ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Finally a sign guys might be able to catch.
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#75 to #53 - xzippo (09/18/2014) [-]
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#26 - jackmanagan (09/18/2014) [-]
>be me 12 > birthday party at the bowling alley > Opening gifts > Sockem bopper more fun than a pillow fight >aww yiss >open rest of the presents >Mom secretly blowing up boppers > "Happy birthday!" And sucker punches me off of the stool i was on >Then punches me on the ground repeatedly >Friends and family laugh >moms fw
>be me 12
> birthday party at the bowling alley
> Opening gifts
> Sockem bopper more fun than a pillow fight
>aww yiss
>open rest of the presents
>Mom secretly blowing up boppers
> "Happy birthday!" And sucker punches me off of the stool i was on
>Then punches me on the ground repeatedly
>Friends and family laugh
>moms fw
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#77 to #26 - youmotherfather (09/18/2014) [-]
>sucker punches me off of the stool i was on
>punches me on the ground repeatedly
Holly **** that's brutal.
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#23 - whyunofeellucky (09/18/2014) [-]
But is she the worlds best mom?
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#31 to #23 - anon (09/18/2014) [-]
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#32 to #23 - anon (09/18/2014) [-]
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#33 to #23 - implosay ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Disco Milf for best mom 2014.
Disco Milf for best mom 2014.
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#49 to #33 - aerosol (09/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #40 to #33 - floran (09/18/2014) [-]
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#37 to #33 - megayoming (09/18/2014) [-]
Sauce?
Sauce?

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#38 to #37 - rightmeow (09/18/2014) [-]
Kill la kill but I don't know the ep
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#79 to #33 - arstya (09/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #54 to #33 - nevrit (09/18/2014) [-]
Hold up, what episode was that from
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User avatar #55 to #54 - implosay ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Google says 18
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User avatar #44 to #33 - cryoticshell (09/18/2014) [-]
Is she fiddling with herself?
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#45 to #44 - implosay ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Is she fiddling her daughter?* The answer is yes. Disco Milf is best mom.
Is she fiddling her daughter?*

The answer is yes. Disco Milf is best mom.
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User avatar #22 - sovietsamurai (09/18/2014) [-]
That was actually a birthday tradition in my family

whenever you had to blow out the candles, they'd shove the kid's face into the cake

note, we always had 2 cakes, a smaller one, and a bigger one for everyone else



However ... Now I just spend my birthdays alone and drowning my sorrows in alcohol
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User avatar #65 to #22 - theawkwardbros (09/18/2014) [-]
When's your birthday?
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User avatar #89 to #65 - sovietsamurai (09/18/2014) [-]
December 30
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User avatar #94 to #89 - theawkwardbros (02/20/2015) [-]
I meant to come back here on December 30th to tell you Happy Birthday, but I'm a ******* who totally forgot.

Happy Late Birthday. <3
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User avatar #95 to #94 - sovietsamurai (02/20/2015) [-]
Hay man, thanks

Every thought counts bro
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User avatar #43 to #22 - zealotgold (09/18/2014) [-]
that got depressing quick
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User avatar #90 to #43 - sovietsamurai (09/18/2014) [-]
Sorry m8
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#66 to #22 - huntergriff ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
>However ... Now I just spend my birthdays alone and drowning my sorrows in alcohol

you too?
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User avatar #91 to #66 - sovietsamurai (09/18/2014) [-]
Let's get drunk together then friend
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#5 - railyeightseven (09/17/2014) [-]
This is from a german comedy show
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#8 to #5 - auryn (09/18/2014) [-]
You could've at least come up with a better lie.

Everyone knows the Germans don't have a sense of humour.
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User avatar #41 to #8 - nass (09/18/2014) [-]
It really is, it called "Knallerfrauen" and her name is Martina Hill.
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User avatar #50 - assassindash (09/18/2014) [-]
She just slowly dips back in....

She just.... Dips....

"This is my life."
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User avatar #85 - Jxeer (09/18/2014) [-]
**** like this is why dad left us.
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#2 - takemythumb (09/17/2014) [-]
**takemythumb rolled image** What i would do to mommy after that.
**takemythumb rolled image**
What i would do to mommy after that.
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#9 to #2 - auryn (09/18/2014) [-]
Rock her all night long?
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#80 - awesomechardey (09/18/2014) [-]
This has been on fj at least 4 times, and still isn't funny
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User avatar #42 - romanlettuce (09/18/2014) [-]
The look on that little girls face... it's like she was expecting some **** . having that lady for a mom must ****** suck
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User avatar #18 - meganheartz (09/18/2014) [-]
I will torture my kids one day with bad dad joke puns... as a mom.
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#21 - iewallyloverainbow (09/18/2014) [-]
**iewallyloverainbow rolled image** How i would retaliate
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#61 - baitdoesnttalkback (09/18/2014) [-]
thats kinda like when my mom hit me with a folding chair for dropping my plate. good times good times
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User avatar #57 - ppeeddoobbeeaarr (09/18/2014) [-]
I only hope to be this much of a tool to my kids.
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User avatar #48 - antey (09/18/2014) [-]
cmon woman the girl trusted you...
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User avatar #64 to #48 - theawkwardbros (09/18/2014) [-]
And then she got * ******* rekt*.
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