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#12 - dejax (12/14/2013) [-]
a small town on the outskirts of where I live, there is an ostrich farm. I drove by with my friends once, we were all high and just cruising. We pull up to this fence and on the other side are 3 ostriches. The male was sitting on top on the female, doing little squat like movements. We all got out of the car to watch, not knowing what we were looking at, **** it, the birds didnt seem to mind. Then the male looked over at us, stood up and out slides the biggest bird dick I have ever seen, big as my arm, thing ******* slaps outta her bird cunt and as he stands up, it knocks between his legs and then ******* sucks back up into his body. Me and my friends never went back to that ostrich farm ever again.
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User avatar #49 to #12 - dejax (12/15/2013) [-]
I wish I could of made up that story..I really wish it was a lie.....
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#14 to #12 - mrshrapnel (12/14/2013) [-]
Now im tempted to google it.
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#15 to #14 - mrshrapnel (12/14/2013) [-]
I just googled it, and it was not pretty.
I just googled it, and it was not pretty.
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#29 to #16 - cupotruth (12/14/2013) [-]
DONT CLICK IT
DONT CLICK IT
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#34 to #29 - babyraper (12/14/2013) [-]
in case you wanted the .gif
in case you wanted the .gif
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#17 to #16 - mrshrapnel (12/14/2013) [-]
I have already googled it mate, no need to show me.
check the comment below.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - dejax (12/14/2013) [-]
Its just for everyone who wants to see it....looks like a beef tongue
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User avatar #19 to #18 - mrshrapnel (12/14/2013) [-]
Fair enough. slight chance of banhammer
Kinda, but ive seen worse.
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#13 to #12 - janteka (12/14/2013) [-]
>slaps outta her bird cunt i fuken lold
>slaps outta her bird cunt
i fuken lold
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#25 - bapsmcgee (12/14/2013) [-]
I see you like to dance too
I see you like to dance too
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#48 to #25 - anon (12/15/2013) [-]
reminds me of that .gif of that white kid surrounded by other kids and he starts dancing with the caption "white people".
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#7 to #1 - mattdoggy (12/14/2013) [-]
Everybody knows Ostriches love dancing
Everybody knows Ostriches love dancing
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#26 to #1 - anon (12/14/2013) [-]
It's the way a turkey threatens anybody in it's territory
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#27 to #26 - anon (12/14/2013) [-]
Ostrich. For the love of **** I meant ostrich.
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#11 - macacobr (12/14/2013) [-]
Life! have this for our next year's party, guise
Life! have this for our next year's party, guise
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#30 - babyraper (12/14/2013) [-]
dance thread? dance thread.
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#35 to #33 - marcury ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
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#36 to #35 - saintjimmyisawesom ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
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#37 - kibbleking (12/14/2013) [-]
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#38 - buymemilk (12/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #44 - thecole (12/15/2013) [-]
Trap Ostrich
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#23 - anon (12/14/2013) [-]
the ostrich is upset because the ****** took her egg
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#6 - mattdoggy (12/14/2013) [-]
I want to know the back story for this
I want to know the back story for this
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#22 to #6 - anon (12/14/2013) [-]
some dick sees a ostrich gif and ask for the back story...happy?
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User avatar #42 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
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#10 - pinkamenavirus (12/14/2013) [-]
Title and Description, heh.
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User avatar #8 - satanisrealgod (12/14/2013) [-]
Ostriches don't need to have sex to lay eggs.
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User avatar #5 - katha (12/14/2013) [-]
This fits perfectly with Cho Cha by Teddybears ft. Cee Lo & B52's.

youtu.be/oPKSrc3ajFk , skip to 1:07
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#4 - bann (12/14/2013) [-]
Mr Ostrich... you are NOT the father
 
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