Kids These Days Deserve It Sometimes
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flusteredmoose (08/03/2013) [-] Today, there was a spoiled 14 year old cunt calling me a faggot, chanting it in front of
his friends, all because I was listening to this song. I had my hood up and my long curly hair was hidden so, I'm guessing he couldn't see my face properly so I punched that little faggot in the face. His dick friends ran away and left him. I'll never forget what he said to me as he was crying on the floor, "I'm sorry, don't hurt me".
I know it's bad but he needed to be shown a lesson that not everyone will put up with his ******** . Oh, I also hope I don't go to court, that would just suck.![DJ Sammy: Fly On The Wings Of Love [WITH LYRICS]](https://img.youtube.com/vi/hbL9837WKqQ/default.jpg)
his friends, all because I was listening to this song. I had my hood up and my long curly hair was hidden so, I'm guessing he couldn't see my face properly so I punched that little faggot in the face. His dick friends ran away and left him. I'll never forget what he said to me as he was crying on the floor, "I'm sorry, don't hurt me".
I know it's bad but he needed to be shown a lesson that not everyone will put up with his ******** . Oh, I also hope I don't go to court, that would just suck.
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articulate (08/04/2013) [-] That's really not very nice. Eskmo is a great artist. What kind of music do you like then?
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kingofnewyork (08/04/2013) [-] Yes yes, thumb be down if you like but here comes the moralfag. I'd say you should never punch a younger kid, despite how annoying he might be. Sure, he's got a big mouth, but he is utterly defenseless when it comes to a physical brawl with an older guy like you.
To resort to violence shows that you should work on your patience and temper, as the best thing to do is just ignore him and know that he's the one looking like an ass and is probably a pretty immature and sad person for getting joy out of picking on others. There is really no reason to get upset over kids like that.
To resort to violence shows that you should work on your patience and temper, as the best thing to do is just ignore him and know that he's the one looking like an ass and is probably a pretty immature and sad person for getting joy out of picking on others. There is really no reason to get upset over kids like that.
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ifightdragons (08/04/2013) [-] well were you playing it loud and obnoxiously? not saying the kid was in the right but i hate having to listen to other peoples music just because they either want everybody to hear it or dont have headphones either way those people are cocks
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flusteredmoose (08/04/2013) [-] The headphones weren't plugged in, I had a tough day at work and was quite tired so I didn't notice until it was too late.
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iamphoenix (08/03/2013) [-]
I'm sure your boyfriend would be devastated if you went to court.
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iamphoenix (08/04/2013) [-]
I wasn't rekt
flusteredmoose is showing concern for my father
even though he's not my biological father, he and I are very close
flusteredmoose is showing concern for my father
even though he's not my biological father, he and I are very close
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iamphoenix (08/03/2013) [-]
my father has always supported our relationship, flusteredmoose you know he'll be there he loves you almost as much as I do
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flusteredmoose (08/03/2013) [-] Just because it sounds gay doesn't mean it's a bad song.
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sackit (08/04/2013) [-] Did you film it?
Cuz i love watching those videos its kinda like you have an happy happy fake orgasam of karma inside your body when you watch thoose kind of videos.
I have watched this one so many times...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=isfn4OxCPQs
Cuz i love watching those videos its kinda like you have an happy happy fake orgasam of karma inside your body when you watch thoose kind of videos.
I have watched this one so many times...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=isfn4OxCPQs
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newforomador (08/04/2013) [-] It sounded like something splattered when the big kid dropped the other kid.
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hammarhead (08/04/2013) [-] It's cool, I hace a guilty pleasure in corrine baily rae.
oops.
oops.
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thiswasgone (08/04/2013) [-]
You have great taste in music we should hang out. Also you had every right to punch that kid.
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anon (08/04/2013) [-]
yeah hes a dick but that isnt an excuse to punch a kid in the face jesus christ
what the **** is wrong with you it isnt socially acceptable to hit a kid and "he called me a faggot because of my music" isnt an excuse
you sound like some ******* fedora-wearing cunt bragging about hitting a 14 year old boy
what the **** is wrong with you it isnt socially acceptable to hit a kid and "he called me a faggot because of my music" isnt an excuse
you sound like some ******* fedora-wearing cunt bragging about hitting a 14 year old boy
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flusteredmoose (08/04/2013) [-] So you're telling me that if anyone was chanting faggot at you in front of their friends making them laugh at you wouldn't make you at least yell.
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peggscott (08/03/2013) [-] There are 2 little girls at the top of my street who are wee brats!! Around 14/15 years old, and they both crush on my and my brother, It's fine for him, he is only 14 himself, but I'm 20, and I feel awkward as **** when I walk past them and they are asking for my number/to go on a date.... It's like reverse pedophilia!!
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greedtheavarice (08/04/2013) [-] By the way, the specific term for reverse pedophilia is teleiophelia.
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jmillenium (08/04/2013) [-]
Don't tell that story to /b/. Something tells me you won't like their response.
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greedtheavarice (08/04/2013) [-] Their age ain't on the clock, they be ready for the cock.
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hotsaws (08/04/2013) [-] In mid Western America they do. Tornadoes are vengeful ************* .
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peggscott (08/04/2013) [-] No no, "Haggis is a small Scottish animal with legs on one side longer than those on the other, so that it can run around the steep hills of the Scottish Highlands without falling over. The Hebridean Haggis is "thought" to be the original native species. The Lewis Haggis is different from the Haggis on the mainland: unlike its mainland relative all its legs are of the same length"
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victoronefourtwo (08/04/2013) [-] I do, it's [Mieow/Rustle] Lolicon Collection. You know, Japanese child anime porn.
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vortexrain (03/17/2014) [-] I need a source. I can't find this stuff in english. I don't want a torrent, I just want to be able to view it on the site.
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victoronefourtwo (04/14/2014) [-] Use exhentai.org, but you're going to have to figure out how to get past the sad panda yourself. I am confident in your abilities.
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vortexrain (04/14/2014) [-] I've already found one. Here it is.
You need to login to view this link
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peggscott (08/04/2013) [-] Haha, I use to go around to my grandpa's for dinner at the weekend as a kid, We always had a wee thing when I would walk in and go "What's for dinner", He would say "You have a choice, mince and tatties or tatties and mince"...
I just remembered that and thought I would share...
I just remembered that and thought I would share...
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peggscott (08/04/2013) [-] This guy is a comedian from around the same area as me, so we sound like him around this part of Scotland... It's not the nicest of accents to be honest
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uT6wmKgMys
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uT6wmKgMys
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peggscott (08/04/2013) [-] I even cringe at this video, but if you can understand what these people are saying you would do just fine over here...
Side note: not everyone looks this bad in Scotland... www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeUzTFWxvQE
Side note: not everyone looks this bad in Scotland... www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeUzTFWxvQE
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peanutbraddle (08/04/2013) [-] [spoiler] Let's have a fullon Conversation with these things.
Where do you work? [/spoiler]
Where do you work? [/spoiler]
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peanutbraddle (08/04/2013) [-] Woah, woah, woah, We can run out of Purple lines? and good luck to you on that.
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peanutbraddle (08/04/2013) [-] Same here, Same here.. Except I'm currently trying to Learn Obj-C so I can make this video game I've had the Idea for, for like a year, and make it for iOS
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phtholognyrrh (08/04/2013) [-] >working electronics at target
>a assortment of brown children playing out the gang violence they see at home
>its mexico vs africa in an epic battle for the toy aisles
>kids are pushing eachother into the racks of toys and ****
>barbie dolls fly through the air like mortars, and pipe-bomb lego boxes spew shrapnel and deadly caltrops
>I take cover in my little electronics bunker and call for back-up on the walkie like a good U.N. peace corps soldier.
>LOD (leader on duty) walks up with a PDA (price gun) on his belt, rests his hand on the butt of his gun and informs the families most peacefully that they need to leave, looking like some kind of Wild West cowboy
>hfw he had to break up the fighting
>a assortment of brown children playing out the gang violence they see at home
>its mexico vs africa in an epic battle for the toy aisles
>kids are pushing eachother into the racks of toys and ****
>barbie dolls fly through the air like mortars, and pipe-bomb lego boxes spew shrapnel and deadly caltrops
>I take cover in my little electronics bunker and call for back-up on the walkie like a good U.N. peace corps soldier.
>LOD (leader on duty) walks up with a PDA (price gun) on his belt, rests his hand on the butt of his gun and informs the families most peacefully that they need to leave, looking like some kind of Wild West cowboy
>hfw he had to break up the fighting
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lunarhound (08/04/2013) [-] I work at Target too, same department. Although I've never had it happen to me...
>coworker once had a dad that let his son rip items open
>full of these ball things and they went ******* everywhere
>Coworker confronted dad, long story short
>dad ******* leaves pissed
>as he walks down the aisle, holds his hand out
>knocks down a whole shelf worth of ****
>Coworkers fw
>"Now I know where he gets it from"
>Comes back and tries to do the same ****
>AP (security) catches him
>Never seen again
>coworker once had a dad that let his son rip items open
>full of these ball things and they went ******* everywhere
>Coworker confronted dad, long story short
>dad ******* leaves pissed
>as he walks down the aisle, holds his hand out
>knocks down a whole shelf worth of ****
>Coworkers fw
>"Now I know where he gets it from"
>Comes back and tries to do the same ****
>AP (security) catches him
>Never seen again
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phtholognyrrh (08/04/2013) [-] I do hardlines, but im also backroom, electronics, logistics and 3rd party. i love my etls, but we are a top ranked store.
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bdk (08/04/2013) [-]
I was a cashier for like a year, then hardlines for a while, then somehow got stuck in softlines as salesfloor and fitting room. I like all of the LODs at my store, but corporate has kind of ****** us this quarter by having our sale goals too high and not having nearly enough people man the store (for example, last week I was the only person closing softlines for 5 days in a row), so it's hard to really like it anymore.
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phtholognyrrh (08/04/2013) [-] i usually like to close, then work a 15 hour day the next day. then i get 2 days off, which is nice. i work a 39.99 week
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twothreefivefive (08/04/2013) [-] You just made that 100 times more funnier that what it actually was. Good job.
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fizzor (08/04/2013) [-] I remember about six years back, when I was at 7th grade, me and my friend were walking to our homes, and this annoying little muslim girl, who was slightly older than we were, walked behind us and constantly threw insults at us. At first, we didn't let it bother, but after a couple of minutes of constant taunting, we were starting to get really pissed off. At this point I'll admit that I was a pussy back then, and I didn't really want to throw a fit about it, but my friend didn't care, he turned around, and punched that bitch in the face, told her to "go home, you're annoying" and continued walking. She left, and didn't say a word to us after that ever again.
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mmmmcheezy (08/04/2013) [-] Stories about terrible children encounters? Alright
>workin at a small bakery, we do a lot of cake orders
>taking the cake order of some lady who’s there with her 6-7 year old son
>little **** is all over the place
>starts banging on the glass to the display case, at which point his mother slaps his arm
>”oh I don’t normally hit him”
>bitch I don’t care how you treat your ****** kids, let’s just finish this
>5 minutes later, about to finish the order form when..”oh no…oh no….”
>”uhh..ma’am?”
>”oh no, he just had an accident”
>ahh geez, the kid pissed his pants
>walk around the counter to assess the situation
>chunky Dijon mustard pouring down the back of this kids legs, pooling at his feet
>THATSNOTPISSWTF.jpg
>”uhh…ma’am you can go….uhh…we’ll take care of this”
>”but what about the cake order?”
>WHO CARES ABOUT THE CAKE ORDER!? GET OUT OF MY ******* STORE!
> lie “don’t worry the cake order is all set, you can go”
>bitch collects her now literally ****** kid and leaves, a trail of creamy gravy following behind them
>call the janitor over, sorry this aint in my job description
>janitor eyes the mess “so what happened here?”
>”a kid **** his pants…”
>”WHAT!?” janitor looking directly at me now
>”a kid…. **** ……..his pants….” Gesturing towards the disaster with every word
<--janitors fw he comes to the full realization of what has occurred
>workin at a small bakery, we do a lot of cake orders
>taking the cake order of some lady who’s there with her 6-7 year old son
>little **** is all over the place
>starts banging on the glass to the display case, at which point his mother slaps his arm
>”oh I don’t normally hit him”
>bitch I don’t care how you treat your ****** kids, let’s just finish this
>5 minutes later, about to finish the order form when..”oh no…oh no….”
>”uhh..ma’am?”
>”oh no, he just had an accident”
>ahh geez, the kid pissed his pants
>walk around the counter to assess the situation
>chunky Dijon mustard pouring down the back of this kids legs, pooling at his feet
>THATSNOTPISSWTF.jpg
>”uhh…ma’am you can go….uhh…we’ll take care of this”
>”but what about the cake order?”
>WHO CARES ABOUT THE CAKE ORDER!? GET OUT OF MY ******* STORE!
> lie “don’t worry the cake order is all set, you can go”
>bitch collects her now literally ****** kid and leaves, a trail of creamy gravy following behind them
>call the janitor over, sorry this aint in my job description
>janitor eyes the mess “so what happened here?”
>”a kid **** his pants…”
>”WHAT!?” janitor looking directly at me now
>”a kid…. **** ……..his pants….” Gesturing towards the disaster with every word
<--janitors fw he comes to the full realization of what has occurred
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ilikepatatas (08/04/2013) [-] Deeply inside our brain there is that little spark that tells us to kick annoying kids as hard as we can, sadly another spark, alot bigger ,called morality bullies the **** of the little "kick annoying kids" spark...
morality is a cunt.
morality is a cunt.
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technoplasm **User deleted account** (08/04/2013) [-] so is this what we do now? we just take funny movie scenes and get to front page?
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phsycokidx (08/04/2013) [-] People have been doing this since the beginning of user generated content.
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technoplasm **User deleted account** (08/04/2013) [-] it just kind of irks me that people make OC and never get to front page, then some douche just steals some **** from a movie everyone has seen and the thumbs roll in. I know its always happened but god damn is it annoying.
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joshofsouls (08/04/2013) [-] Just because it's OC doesn't make it front page material.
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technoplasm **User deleted account** (08/04/2013) [-] i was just talking about potentially good OC that is overlooked or drowned out by movie gifs.
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joshofsouls (08/04/2013) [-] Drowned out? if someone browses the newer uploads, it's likely they've come across that OC at one point or another. So if it's GOOD, and it's FUNNY people will deem it so, if not, it'll stay ignored.
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phsycokidx (08/04/2013) [-] To be honest, atleast %60 of content on the front page is probably stolen from a website from a website from a website from a website from another website from a guy, who stole a movie clip and turned it into a gif
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egosumproxi ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-] I'd kick that little bastard so hard in the crotch he'd end up with a cunt...
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pockyrin (08/04/2013) [-] The knacker/gypsy kids in ireland/uk are the serious worst. By gypsy, please note I don't mean Romanians, I mean the traveller community which is pretty hard to describe to people that haven't heard of them before. It's like a fake minority that have diplomatic immunity and abuse the **** out of it. But anyway the kids emulate everything the parents do. You haven't seen annoying kids until you have been threatened by a 4 year old with a knife. I doubt he could do harm with it without me kicking his head off but seriously, a 4 year old threatening to cut you up.
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BerryLicious (08/04/2013) [-] Pikeys are the absolute worst. They have a horse fair in the summer every year in the town where I live, and for that week, or two weeks, however long they can draw out their stay, the town is a complete ******** . It's normally a nice town. But these little *********** come belting in, riding their horses (which they then leave outside in the sun all day while they go boozing) and charging up and down, running into shops and stealing **** . They literally don't give a **** . I saw some go into a petrol station and run out moments later, arms full of booze. They were about 10. They did not give a **** . And the ******* girls walk around in basically yheir underwear, regardless of size, with those chavvy topknots and massive hooped earrings and missing teeth, thinking they're hot as **** .
I ******* hate pikeys so ******* much, the self-entitled little ******** .
I ******* hate pikeys so ******* much, the self-entitled little ******** .
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syntheticdoll (08/04/2013) [-] We have a ******** of them in Hungary so I know what you're talking about.
I always dress like a goth and when I was in school janitor duty that little ******* , no more than 8 walks before me saying "I gonna beat the **** out of all those ******* punks and rockers and goths and other nazi **** " And this is when you would love to stand in front of him while he barely reaches your waist, and calmly say "then try it now you ************ ".
I always dress like a goth and when I was in school janitor duty that little ******* , no more than 8 walks before me saying "I gonna beat the **** out of all those ******* punks and rockers and goths and other nazi **** " And this is when you would love to stand in front of him while he barely reaches your waist, and calmly say "then try it now you ************ ".
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pockyrin (08/04/2013) [-] The problem is when they are teenagers they've been beaten by their fathers and brothers like every day of their lives so they are impervious to any pain that you could inflict, they aren't afraid of getting hurt in a fight vs people that are makes for a deadly combination.
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syntheticdoll (08/04/2013) [-] It also adds that I never seen a fight where the non-gypsies were not outnumbered by them.
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pockyrin (08/04/2013) [-] That's true they all belong to two massive (maybe inbred) families where I live, the families are also at war with each other. So when you get a festival like the one that's coming up in two weeks with drinking in the streets, they tend to attack each other with knives.Pretty scary for tourists or onlookers to accidentally get caught up in any of it, locals know to clear out fast.
