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Kids These Days Deserve It Sometimes. .. Today, there was a spoiled 14 year old cunt calling me a faggot, chanting it in front of his friends, all because I was listening to this song. I had my hood up

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#5 - flusteredmoose

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Today, there was a spoiled 14 year old cunt calling me a faggot, chanting it in front of

his friends, all because I was listening to this song. I had my hood up and my long curly hair was hidden so, I'm guessing he couldn't see my face properly so I punched that little faggot in the face. His dick friends ran away and left him. I'll never forget what he said to me as he was crying on the floor, "I'm sorry, don't hurt me".

I know it's bad but he needed to be shown a lesson that not everyone will put up with his ********. Oh, I also hope I don't go to court, that would just suck.

DJ Sammy: Fly On The Wings Of Love [WITH LYRICS]

#116 to #5 - hammarhead

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(08/04/2013) [-]

It's cool, I hace a guilty pleasure in corrine baily rae.
oops.

#7 to #5 - neokun

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Little guys a dick n all... Still a pretty gay song, dude.

#24 to #7 - flusteredmoose

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Doesn't make it a bad song.

#11 to #5 - anon id: cf4760fa

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Yeah not going to lie that song is a little gay just sayin and I'm a dude who listens to some pretty fruity stuff at times

#23 to #11 - flusteredmoose

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Just because it sounds gay doesn't mean it's a bad song.

#17 to #5 - iamphoenix

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I'm sure your boyfriend would be devastated if you went to court.

#26 to #17 - flusteredmoose

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Yeah, your dad would be pretty upset.

#35 to #26 - residentblackman

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#rekt #shotsfired

#133 to #35 - iamphoenix

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I wasn't rekt
flusteredmoose is showing concern for my father
even though he's not my biological father, he and I are very close

#139 to #133 - residentblackman

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I was not aware of that.gif

#25 to #17 - flusteredmoose

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#27 to #25 - iamphoenix

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my father has always supported our relationship, flusteredmoose you know he'll be there he loves you almost as much as I do

#31 to #27 - flusteredmoose

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I love you too future step-son.

#72 to #5 - negativepixels

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Little bitch deserved it! Also thanks for the song.

#14 to #5 - mexicandudeinsd

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you faggot haha

#8 to #5 - ugottricked

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what is that youtube music? that song is ****

#146 to #5 - anon id: c1a6e4d2

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No offense but you probably did look like a faggot.

#206 to #146 - flusteredmoose

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It was raining so I put my hood up.

#147 to #5 - anon id: 43042f79

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yeah hes a dick but that isnt an excuse to punch a kid in the face jesus christ

what the **** is wrong with you it isnt socially acceptable to hit a kid and "he called me a faggot because of my music" isnt an excuse

you sound like some ******* fedora-wearing cunt bragging about hitting a 14 year old boy

#149 to #147 - mondominiman

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found the mom
im kidding there are no women on fj

#205 to #147 - flusteredmoose

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So you're telling me that if anyone was chanting faggot at you in front of their friends making them laugh at you wouldn't make you at least yell.

#181 to #5 - anon id: b5912ecf

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you are either a liar or now a felon for assaulting a child.

Take your pick

#210 to #5 - kingofnewyork

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Yes yes, thumb be down if you like but here comes the moralfag. I'd say you should never punch a younger kid, despite how annoying he might be. Sure, he's got a big mouth, but he is utterly defenseless when it comes to a physical brawl with an older guy like you.

To resort to violence shows that you should work on your patience and temper, as the best thing to do is just ignore him and know that he's the one looking like an ass and is probably a pretty immature and sad person for getting joy out of picking on others. There is really no reason to get upset over kids like that.

#227 to #5 - anon id: 84b79973

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except that music is ******* **** and you shouldn't hit a kid, faggot.

#145 to #5 - nitsuan

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Some kids today need to be taught a lesson

#54 to #5 - hangingtree

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Are you kidding me?

Little **** deserved it.
And this song is awesome by the way.

#58 to #54 - flusteredmoose

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I love you for loving the song.

#69 to #58 - sackit

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Did you film it?
Cuz i love watching those videos its kinda like you have an happy happy fake orgasam of karma inside your body when you watch thoose kind of videos.

I have watched this one so many times...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=isfn4OxCPQs

#207 to #69 - flusteredmoose

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Unfortunately I didn't film it.

#88 to #69 - newforomador

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It sounded like something splattered when the big kid dropped the other kid.

#109 to #5 - thiswasgone

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You have great taste in music we should hang out. Also you had every right to punch that kid.

#106 to #5 - YllekNayr

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I recognized this song just from the thumbnail.

Garfunkel and Oats

#41 to #5 - ifightdragons

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well were you playing it loud and obnoxiously? not saying the kid was in the right but i hate having to listen to other peoples music just because they either want everybody to hear it or dont have headphones either way those people are cocks

#51 to #41 - flusteredmoose

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The headphones weren't plugged in, I had a tough day at work and was quite tired so I didn't notice until it was too late.

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#38 to #5 - superpianobros

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Damn, that song is old.

#18 to #5 - refaim

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Song's pretty faggoty man....

#28 to #18 - flusteredmoose

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doesn't make it bad.

#37 to #28 - articulate

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No, no, it's pretty bad.

#155 to #37 - vicsix

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Your **** is not better by any sense of the word then.

#156 to #155 - articulate

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Haters gonna hate.

#157 to #156 - vicsix

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Oh, yes please be more of a faggot. That wasn't even music, just a ****** beat with a few rises.

#160 to #157 - articulate

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It's called trap.

Try this, it's more complex.

#163 to #160 - vicsix

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Complex =/= good. It's still annoying, the beat is nothing to write home about and the vocals are more some retard whispering about skylight for a few minutes.

#164 to #163 - articulate

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That's really not very nice. Eskmo is a great artist. What kind of music do you like then?

#165 to #164 - vicsix

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Classic rock/ metal. But I'm listening to the Fallout 3 GNR radio soundtrack.

#19 to #5 - anon id: 8cd1170a

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I would listen to any kind of uber-gay music just to have a valid excuse to kick some spoilt brat's ass.

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#6 - peggscott

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There are 2 little girls at the top of my street who are wee brats!! Around 14/15 years old, and they both crush on my and my brother, It's fine for him, he is only 14 himself, but I'm 20, and I feel awkward as **** when I walk past them and they are asking for my number/to go on a date.... It's like reverse pedophilia!!

#229 to #6 - crine

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OAPaedophilia

#230 to #6 - greedtheavarice

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By the way, the specific term for reverse pedophilia is teleiophelia.

#114 to #6 - jmillenium

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Don't tell that story to /b/. Something tells me you won't like their response.

#182 to #6 - greedtheavarice

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Their age ain't on the clock, they be ready for the cock.

#9 to #6 - danster

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That's every grown man's dream.

#16 to #9 - guiguito

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trust me when i say it can **** you in the arse with the right timing

#21 to #16 - peggscott

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Not that I don't trust you or anything... But care to explain the story behind this...

#13 to #6 - ICEDgrunge

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It's time to learn what your basement is really for, son.

#20 to #13 - peggscott

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Britfag, a lot of us don't have basements...

#45 to #20 - hotsaws

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In mid Western America they do. Tornadoes are vengeful *************.

#46 to #45 - peggscott

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Scotland doesn't have that problem... It's the wild haggis that cause us the most bother!!

#47 to #46 - hotsaws

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Haggis is that dish where a sheep's heart, lungs, and other organs are stuffed in the stomach, right?

#49 to #47 - peggscott

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No no, "Haggis is a small Scottish animal with legs on one side longer than those on the other, so that it can run around the steep hills of the Scottish Highlands without falling over. The Hebridean Haggis is "thought" to be the original native species. The Lewis Haggis is different from the Haggis on the mainland: unlike its mainland relative all its legs are of the same length"

#53 to #49 - hotsaws

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Now, if only it were a real animal.

#166 to #53 - victoronefourtwo

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I recognize that picture.

#167 to #166 - hotsaws

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Don't have source, sorry....

#168 to #167 - victoronefourtwo

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I do, it's [Mieow/Rustle] Lolicon Collection. You know, Japanese child anime porn.

#236 to #168 - vortexrain

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I need a source. I can't find this stuff in english. I don't want a torrent, I just want to be able to view it on the site.

#237 to #236 - victoronefourtwo

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Use exhentai.org, but you're going to have to figure out how to get past the sad panda yourself. I am confident in your abilities.

#238 to #237 - vortexrain

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I've already found one. Here it is. You need to login to view this link

#169 to #168 - hotsaws

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#56 to #53 - peggscott

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You got me, It's just heart, liver and lungs in a stomach... as bad as it sounds, It's actually rather nice.

#57 to #56 - hotsaws

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Can't imagine trying it but I'll take your word for it.

#59 to #57 - peggscott

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You are meant to eat it with neeps and tatties (turnip and potatoes) and I actually prefer haggis to turnip... I can't stand turnip!!

#60 to #59 - hotsaws

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I'm going to call potatoes "tatties" at dinner now and see who gives me weird looks.

#62 to #60 - peggscott

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Haha, I use to go around to my grandpa's for dinner at the weekend as a kid, We always had a wee thing when I would walk in and go "What's for dinner", He would say "You have a choice, mince and tatties or tatties and mince"...

I just remembered that and thought I would share...

#63 to #62 - hotsaws

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I've never really heard a genuine Scottish accent, only Groundskeeper Willie from Simpsons. MFW when I read that in his voice.

Hope that doesn't offend. I've only heard Hispanic accents here.

#64 to #63 - peggscott

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This guy is a comedian from around the same area as me, so we sound like him around this part of Scotland... It's not the nicest of accents to be honest

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uT6wmKgMys

#65 to #64 - hotsaws

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I could understand most of what he said, so in my book that means it's a good accent. Whatever I didn't is probably from my lack of headphones to hear better.

#67 to #65 - peggscott

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I even cringe at this video, but if you can understand what these people are saying you would do just fine over here...

Side note: not everyone looks this bad in Scotland... www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeUzTFWxvQE

#74 to #67 - peanutbraddle

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HOLY BEJEEZUS. I CAN UNDERSTAND IT.

#71 to #67 - inametoasted

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that was a pretty sick burn at the end...

#70 to #67 - hotsaws

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Little bit more difficult but I get the gist of it.

#110 to #70 - brokenboulevard

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#137 to #110 - hotsaws

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I don't like Doctor Who either.

#138 to #137 - brokenboulevard

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Good....

#113 to #110 - hotsaws

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#115 to #113 - brokenboulevard

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All I was trying to do was help..

#132 to #110 - hotsaws

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#128 to #110 - hotsaws

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I'll be gentle....

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#117 to #110 - hotsaws

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I'm sorry.

#118 to #117 - brokenboulevard

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I forgive you.....

#135 to #110 - hotsaws

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#73 to #63 - peanutbraddle

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How do you make one of those eyes?

#75 to #73 - hotsaws

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You type in whatever you want, highlight what you want hidden, and click the eye button, "Hide selected text" It'll look like this . It should say [spoiler] in parentheses on both sides of the text you want hidden.

#77 to #75 - peanutbraddle

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IT DIDN'T WORK

#78 to #77 - hotsaws

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It did there!

#81 to #78 - peanutbraddle

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I'm guessing it only works in one line then?

#80 to #78 - peanutbraddle

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[spoiler] Let's have a fullon Conversation with these things.

Where do you work? [/spoiler]

#89 to #80 - hotsaws

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Unfortunately. Isn't Admin just the greatest? And thank you, same to you.

#96 to #89 - peanutbraddle

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Well that sucks.

#86 to #80 - hotsaws

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Had to reply to this one cause I'm out of purple lines. I'm trying to study 3D animation in the desperate hopes I might be able to work in it someday.

#87 to #86 - peanutbraddle

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Woah, woah, woah, We can run out of Purple lines? and good luck to you on that.

#84 to #80 - hotsaws

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I never type out "spolier, I just highlight it and hit that button. I don't have a job right now, but I'll probably apply for one in the winter months.

#85 to #84 - peanutbraddle

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Same here, Same here.. Except I'm currently trying to Learn Obj-C so I can make this video game I've had the Idea for, for like a year, and make it for iOS

#76 to #75 - peanutbraddle

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[spoiler] ********. [spoiler]

#50 to #47 - fuzdohraa

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ye or as it is better described, you take all the eatable parts of the sheep and cook it, then you take the rest and stuff it in its stomach and eat that as well

#55 to #50 - hotsaws

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Sounds delicious.

#42 to #20 - cossackwhoop

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attic?

#44 to #42 - peggscott

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Meh, that seems like a lot of effort for a prison sentence...

#39 to #13 - anon id: cc3d72ce

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The poop-hole ain't a loophole son

#40 - phtholognyrrh

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>working electronics at target
>a assortment of brown children playing out the gang violence they see at home
>its mexico vs africa in an epic battle for the toy aisles
>kids are pushing eachother into the racks of toys and ****
>barbie dolls fly through the air like mortars, and pipe-bomb lego boxes spew shrapnel and deadly caltrops
>I take cover in my little electronics bunker and call for back-up on the walkie like a good U.N. peace corps soldier.
>LOD (leader on duty) walks up with a PDA (price gun) on his belt, rests his hand on the butt of his gun and informs the families most peacefully that they need to leave, looking like some kind of Wild West cowboy
>hfw he had to break up the fighting

#140 to #40 - lunarhound

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I work at Target too, same department. Although I've never had it happen to me...
>coworker once had a dad that let his son rip items open
>full of these ball things and they went ******* everywhere
>Coworker confronted dad, long story short
>dad ******* leaves pissed
>as he walks down the aisle, holds his hand out
>knocks down a whole shelf worth of ****
>Coworkers fw
>"Now I know where he gets it from"
>Comes back and tries to do the same ****
>AP (security) catches him
>Never seen again

#93 to #40 - bdk

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I work at Target, too. Softlines TM though
Pic related, it's how I feel about it.

#98 to #93 - phtholognyrrh

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I do hardlines, but im also backroom, electronics, logistics and 3rd party. i love my etls, but we are a top ranked store.

#101 to #98 - bdk

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I was a cashier for like a year, then hardlines for a while, then somehow got stuck in softlines as salesfloor and fitting room. I like all of the LODs at my store, but corporate has kind of ****** us this quarter by having our sale goals too high and not having nearly enough people man the store (for example, last week I was the only person closing softlines for 5 days in a row), so it's hard to really like it anymore.

#102 to #101 - phtholognyrrh

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i usually like to close, then work a 15 hour day the next day. then i get 2 days off, which is nice. i work a 39.99 week

#105 to #102 - bdk

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Anywhere between 35-40 for me. Usually it's pretty random, but I'm away for the majority of the year on an LOA while I'm away at school. I assume that because I get more hours than most people that are also part time they miss me, ha.

#95 to #40 - twothreefivefive

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You just made that 100 times more funnier that what it actually was. Good job.

#99 to #95 - phtholognyrrh

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#36 to #29 - articulate

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#91 to #36 - theaxlminator

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sauce?

#108 to #91 - ieatsand

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The Campaign

#97 to #91 - articulate

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Prego 3: The End of All

#34 to #29 - fabelousnagger

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#79 to #34 - mistafishy

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I went to the website. Regretless.

#162 - mmmmcheezy

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Stories about terrible children encounters? Alright
>workin at a small bakery, we do a lot of cake orders
>taking the cake order of some lady who’s there with her 6-7 year old son
>little **** is all over the place
>starts banging on the glass to the display case, at which point his mother slaps his arm
>”oh I don’t normally hit him”
>bitch I don’t care how you treat your ****** kids, let’s just finish this
>5 minutes later, about to finish the order form when..”oh no…oh no….”
>”uhh..ma’am?”
>”oh no, he just had an accident”
>ahh geez, the kid pissed his pants
>walk around the counter to assess the situation
>chunky Dijon mustard pouring down the back of this kids legs, pooling at his feet
>THATSNOTPISSWTF.jpg
>”uhh…ma’am you can go….uhh…we’ll take care of this”
>”but what about the cake order?”
>WHO CARES ABOUT THE CAKE ORDER!? GET OUT OF MY ******* STORE!
> lie “don’t worry the cake order is all set, you can go”
>bitch collects her now literally ****** kid and leaves, a trail of creamy gravy following behind them
>call the janitor over, sorry this aint in my job description
>janitor eyes the mess “so what happened here?”
>”a kid **** his pants…”
>”WHAT!?” janitor looking directly at me now
>”a kid….****……..his pants….” Gesturing towards the disaster with every word
<--janitors fw he comes to the full realization of what has occurred

#3 - defender

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#100 to #3 - treefox

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I'm watching this movie right now on Netflix.

#66 to #3 - felixfj

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Happen to have this movie.

#15 to #3 - repel

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"So, do you want the aladeen news, or the aladeen news?"
"The...aladeen news?"

#52 to #15 - sacker

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"Come in, we're Aladeen!"
"Sorry, we're Aladeen."

#90 - fizzor

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I remember about six years back, when I was at 7th grade, me and my friend were walking to our homes, and this annoying little muslim girl, who was slightly older than we were, walked behind us and constantly threw insults at us. At first, we didn't let it bother, but after a couple of minutes of constant taunting, we were starting to get really pissed off. At this point I'll admit that I was a pussy back then, and I didn't really want to throw a fit about it, but my friend didn't care, he turned around, and punched that bitch in the face, told her to "go home, you're annoying" and continued walking. She left, and didn't say a word to us after that ever again.

#186 to #90 - anon id: f8883bee

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you are 14

#187 to #186 - fizzor

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That's a good guess, but add another 5 years to that and you got the correct age.

#92 - commandershit

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hfw that boy is scared for life