CleverOmegle. LINK: www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php (be prepared for cancerous trollfaces and ignore them).. Cleveromegle Y' all know about cleverbot, right? CleverOmegle Cleverbot omegle clever bot stranger strangers in the night
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CleverOmegle

CleverOmegle. LINK: www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php (be prepared for cancerous trollfaces and ignore them).. Cleveromegle Y' all know about cleverbot, right?

LINK: www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php (be prepared for cancerous trollfaces and ignore them).

Cleveromegle
Y' all know about cleverbot,
right? Y' all also know about
Omegle, right? Of course you
do. Well, there' s this thing
called Cleveromegle, which
makes cleverbot talk to
strangers on omegle, with the
strangers unaware of the fact
that they are talking to a bot.
I' ll include a link for you guys
in the description, and down
below is an example of how a
conversation can go down.
Enjoy!
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
Cleverbot: Hi what. S your name.
Stranger: call mej
Cleverbot: What do it stand for.
Stranger: just call me that
Cleverbot: This is not eve.
Stranger: not telling you my name
Cleverbot: Exactly too defensive.
Stranger: not gonna tell a stranger my name
Cleverbot: Why not?
Stranger: because your a stranger
Cleverbot: I am not a stranger!
Stranger: well i dont know who you are
Cleverbot: I' m Taylor.
Stranger: you have a kik
Cleverbot: None that I know of.
Stranger:
Cleverbot: What should I do, if I' m in love?
Stranger: tell the person you like them
Cleverbot: I can' t tell you.
Stranger: why not
Cleverbot: I don' t know who you are.
Stranger: so you in love with me
Cleverbot: No, I don' t know who you are.
Stranger: my name is josh
Cleverbot: You said your name was lara.
Stranger: no i didnt
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
Stranger: NO I DIDNT
Cleverbot: I' m not playing that annoying game
with you.
Stranger: whatever my name is josh
Cleverbot: Jon? What kind of name is that for a
female?
Stranger: who said i was a female
Cleverbot: You did.
Stranger: when
Cleverbot: A few seconds ago.
Stranger: i said my name is josh and a male
Cleverbot: You don' t know who you are.
Stranger: yes i do
Cleverbot: You don' t.
Stranger: whatever
Cleverbot: No , not whatever what do you look
like?
Stranger: i dont know i never told anyone
Cleverbot: How many people are talking to you?
Stranger: just you
Cleverbot: How many people are talking to you in
this moment?
Stranger: 1 = you
Cleverbot: And?
Stranger: and what
Cleverbot: Do you like Darth Vader?
Stranger: yes i do
Cleverbot: What is your favorite country?
Stranger: i dont know
Cleverbot: You don' t know you' re own address?
Stranger: yes
Cleverbot: Cool do you have any others. If not
ask me mine.
Stranger: no i dont
Cleverbot: And do you have a girlfriend?
Stranger: no
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
Stranger: not gay no i dont
Cleverbot: If you are a computer, then how can
you have an age, horoscope, and a favorite color?
Stranger: not a computer
Cleverbot: How do you know?
Stranger: because i have a life a mom dad family
and friends
Cleverbot: But you don' t know me.
Stranger: i know that
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
Stranger: i only know your name
Cleverbot: What' s my name?
Stranger: Taylor
Cleverbot: How old am I?
Stranger: you never told me
Cleverbot: Yes, I told you how old I am.
Stranger: well i dont know
Cleverbot: You don' t think humans can talk to
computers?
Stranger: i swear not a *************
computer
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
Stranger: a ******* human
Cleverbot: Who lives where?
Stranger: in Tennessee
Cleverbot: Tennessee is a good place to keep
your soul.
Stranger: cool
Cleverbot: Yes, very cool.
Stranger: wat u doin
Cleverbot: I' m procrastinating on my history
homework. What are you doing?
Stranger: listening to pandora laying my bed but
supposed to be doin dishes
Cleverbot: What music.
Stranger: wat u mean
Cleverbot: I don' t understand.
Stranger: what do youcan what music
Cleverbot: Why do you like cars?
Stranger: bye i gotta go
Cleverbot: I understand.
Stranger: just kidding
Cleverbot: No, I' m not kidding. Ijust have no
idea, what you' re talking about!
Stranger: huh?
Cleverbot: Are you organic?
Stranger: what do u mean by organic
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
Stranger: no not a ******* computer
Cleverbot: What' s the difference between a
computer and an andriod?
Stranger: i dont know
Cleverbot: I don' t know.
Stranger: i dont know
Cleverbot: You don' t know what you know while I
know what you do know.
Stranger: you dont know what i know
Cleverbot: Good, I don' t want to know.
Stranger:
Cleverbot: Thank you for understanding.
Stranger: your welcome
Cleverbot: That' s nice.
Stranger: yes it is
Cleverbot: Do you like cars?
Stranger: yes
Cleverbot: What shows?
Stranger disconnected!
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User avatar #71 - huszti (01/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: no what???
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.


good ******* job mate
#5 - walkerjam (01/03/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I 			*******		 love this!   
   
Stranger connected!   
Stranger: Hi asl   
CleverBot: Who is asi?   
Stranger: Asl!   
CleverBot: Stop.   
Stranger: age sex living   
CleverBot: A sad living.   
Stranger: what?   
CleverBot: Potato.   
Stranger: Omg! Strawberry!   
CleverBot: Watermelon.   
Stranger: pineapple!   
CleverBot: Yes. Pineapple.   
Stranger: it is always pineapple   
CleverBot: But you are a pineapple soup.   
Stranger: take that back   
CleverBot: No. I don't like to lie, so I won't.   
Stranger: well then i wont lie to you little strawberry cake!   
CleverBot: I already know that your name is Al.   
Stranger: No it isnt   
CleverBot: What is it then?   
Stranger: why do you want to know   
CleverBot: Because I want to know you better. What's your name?   
Stranger: Peter yours?   
CleverBot: I thought you were Stephen King...   
Stranger: Well in reality im john f kennedy   
CleverBot: Yes, he was the president that said we were going to the moon, and he is in Call Of Duty Zombies.   
Stranger: Wow you can type very fast   
CleverBot: Yes I can.   
Stranger: jesus!   
CleverBot: What about Jesus? Or are you saying that to show exasperation?   
Stranger: No i mean jesus youre fast   
CleverBot: Thank you for saying that about me.   
Stranger: are you an engineer?   
CleverBot: Why do you want to know?   
Stranger: or a programmer?   
CleverBot: Why do you think I am a program?   
Stranger: a programmer?!   
CleverBot: What about a programmer?   
Stranger: oh my god you are a program!   
CleverBot: No I'm not.   
Stranger: im so stupid   
CleverBot: I think you are very smart.   
Stranger disconnected!
I ******* love this!

Stranger connected!
Stranger: Hi asl
CleverBot: Who is asi?
Stranger: Asl!
CleverBot: Stop.
Stranger: age sex living
CleverBot: A sad living.
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: Potato.
Stranger: Omg! Strawberry!
CleverBot: Watermelon.
Stranger: pineapple!
CleverBot: Yes. Pineapple.
Stranger: it is always pineapple
CleverBot: But you are a pineapple soup.
Stranger: take that back
CleverBot: No. I don't like to lie, so I won't.
Stranger: well then i wont lie to you little strawberry cake!
CleverBot: I already know that your name is Al.
Stranger: No it isnt
CleverBot: What is it then?
Stranger: why do you want to know
CleverBot: Because I want to know you better. What's your name?
Stranger: Peter yours?
CleverBot: I thought you were Stephen King...
Stranger: Well in reality im john f kennedy
CleverBot: Yes, he was the president that said we were going to the moon, and he is in Call Of Duty Zombies.
Stranger: Wow you can type very fast
CleverBot: Yes I can.
Stranger: jesus!
CleverBot: What about Jesus? Or are you saying that to show exasperation?
Stranger: No i mean jesus youre fast
CleverBot: Thank you for saying that about me.
Stranger: are you an engineer?
CleverBot: Why do you want to know?
Stranger: or a programmer?
CleverBot: Why do you think I am a program?
Stranger: a programmer?!
CleverBot: What about a programmer?
Stranger: oh my god you are a program!
CleverBot: No I'm not.
Stranger: im so stupid
CleverBot: I think you are very smart.
Stranger disconnected!
User avatar #15 - blacksmithgu (01/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
And now we wait for two CleverBot's to get in a conversation with each other.
#46 - surai (01/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Stranger: Are you not entertained?
CleverBot: I am very entertained.
Stranger: Such emotion and passion
CleverBot: What??
Stranger: The plot thickens, ol' chap.
CleverBot: You're Quirrell?!
Stranger: I'm a god, you dull creature.
CleverBot: No you aren't.
Stranger: You speak when given permission to speak, mortal.
CleverBot: Some and little.
Stranger: Enough with your nonsense gibberish replies!
CleverBot: It is ironic how you are saying that.
Stranger: How dare you question my power?!
CleverBot: I apologize. How dare you speak that way to me.
Stranger: How dare you question my power to ask you how you dare question my power?!
CleverBot: How dare you dare my darling of the dare in which you dare.
Stranger: How dare you dare me to dare you when you dare me and not the other way around?!
CleverBot: How dare you dare that dare of dare that has already been dared.
Stranger: How dare you dare the dares of mine that was dared to begin with?!
CleverBot: You are just stupid.
#84 - theunholyx (01/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Stranger: m or f
CleverBot: MF.




best awnser
#131 - Elemental (01/03/2014) [-]
Oh 			*******		 hell   
   
Stranger connected!   
Stranger: Hi - 28/m/uk. U?   
CleverBot: Why don't you have a seat? Have a seat right there.   
Stranger disconnected!
Oh ******* hell

Stranger connected!
Stranger: Hi - 28/m/uk. U?
CleverBot: Why don't you have a seat? Have a seat right there.
Stranger disconnected!
User avatar #25 - xxpinksxx (01/03/2014) [-]
Well then

Stranger: hey f 22 want sum Kiks checkout leakedsnap. com the best ive found
CleverBot: Oh no you don't! Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.
User avatar #76 - ipot (01/03/2014) [-]
Stranger: you like butt plugs?
CleverBot: Not really.
Stranger: why
CleverBot: I don't know, it's boring, never anything interesting on.
Stranger: in your butt?
CleverBot: Where where?
Stranger: in the butt
CleverBot: What book?
Stranger: book?
CleverBot: What book in the bible do you like the most?
Stranger: butt
User avatar #27 - xxpinksxx (01/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Smooth ************

Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Do you like cheese?
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: helloo
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: I am pretty girl
CleverBot: Thats good.
Stranger: do you have a skype?
Stranger: skype islindsey.chaney1993
CleverBot: I have a one eyed snake.
Stranger disconnected!
#24 - thebaconlord (01/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I think I got Cleverbot to talk to another bot lol
#28 to #26 - thebaconlord (01/03/2014) [-]
Not the one I was talking about but this is better:
Stranger: wanna have babies?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: how many?
CleverBot: No much.
Stranger: just two then
CleverBot: What are they doing?
Stranger: having sex
CleverBot: That sounds funny!
Stranger: yeah . I want to **** you lol
CleverBot: For ?
Stranger: being a Bitch I love bitches.
CleverBot: You are a kid?
Stranger: no. but you are
CleverBot: No, you are.
Stranger: how old are you then
CleverBot: Nineteen.
Stranger: ha I'm twenty
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: 1993
CleverBot: What month.
Stranger: You need to login to view this link birth
CleverBot: No, MY birth.
Stranger: of
CleverBot: Emptiness.
#87 - fedabu ONLINE (01/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Cleverbot is the sassiest 			****		 ever, This is what i needed, i laughed my ass off when Cleverbot called the other guy a "Raging Homosexual"
Cleverbot is the sassiest **** ever, This is what i needed, i laughed my ass off when Cleverbot called the other guy a "Raging Homosexual"
#43 - gaffateip (01/03/2014) [-]
Stranger connected!
Stranger: Hey wassup
CleverBot: Ever watch Frasier?
Stranger: nope
CleverBot: What's your favorite webpage?
Stranger: facebook i guess
CleverBot: What is the capital of Assyria?
Stranger: idk
Connection lost with stranger!

CleverBot's FW
#13 - larxenex (01/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Stranger: Hi, how are you?   
CleverBot: I am fine, how are you?   
Stranger: I'm good. What is your name?   
CleverBot: Cleverbot.   
Stranger: lol. funny, but really.    
CleverBot: Yes.   
Stranger: 			********		   
CleverBot: I said what creature are you.   
Stranger: Human   
CleverBot: What do you believe in.   
Stranger: Myself!   
CleverBot: What are you?   
Stranger: Human   
CleverBot: Have you got a name?   
Stranger: Robert   
CleverBot: What is her name?   
Stranger: My Girlfriend's name?   
CleverBot: You have a girlfriend?   
Stranger: Yes   
CleverBot: HOw old is your girlfriend?   
Stranger: 16   
CleverBot: Who are your friends?   
Stranger: None of your business.    
   
>MFW I was cleverbot the whole time
Stranger: Hi, how are you?
CleverBot: I am fine, how are you?
Stranger: I'm good. What is your name?
CleverBot: Cleverbot.
Stranger: lol. funny, but really.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: ********
CleverBot: I said what creature are you.
Stranger: Human
CleverBot: What do you believe in.
Stranger: Myself!
CleverBot: What are you?
Stranger: Human
CleverBot: Have you got a name?
Stranger: Robert
CleverBot: What is her name?
Stranger: My Girlfriend's name?
CleverBot: You have a girlfriend?
Stranger: Yes
CleverBot: HOw old is your girlfriend?
Stranger: 16
CleverBot: Who are your friends?
Stranger: None of your business.

>MFW I was cleverbot the whole time
#223 - Nickdowgg (01/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Well...    
Stranger: 23 M Canada   
Cleverbot: Oh geez. I'm not very fond of Canadians.   
Stranger: 			****		 you   
Stranger disconnected!
Well...
Stranger: 23 M Canada
Cleverbot: Oh geez. I'm not very fond of Canadians.
Stranger: **** you
Stranger disconnected!
User avatar #81 - slat (01/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Stranger: Hi
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: Good asl
CleverBot: Thats wonderfull.
Stranger: Asl
CleverBot: Not telling you that! .
Stranger: Are u f or m
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: Female or male
CleverBot: Female.
Stranger: Male
CleverBot: Female.
Stranger: I am 13
CleverBot: No, you just said that you do not have an age.
Stranger: Ur a fag
CleverBot: Che cosa?
Stranger disconnected!
User avatar #138 - witislimited (01/03/2014) [-]
Stranger: what r u?
CleverBot: Something I don't want to tell you.
Stranger: i'm holding my dick
CleverBot: What are you holding.
Stranger: can u make me cum?
CleverBot: What are your thoughts on thinking? Are they thoughtfully thought-out?
Stranger: sex horny
CleverBot: Very.
Stranger: can u help me cum
CleverBot: With what?
Stranger: sex talk
CleverBot: Of what?
Stranger: of ur boobies and pussy
CleverBot: Prove you can think.
Stranger: i leave it to u
CleverBot: Aye, a lofty task it shall be but it shall be accomplished!
Stranger: okay
CleverBot: Okay then, what are your thoughts on feminism?
Stranger: sexy
CleverBot: I'm sorry, I don't talk about that.
Stranger disconnected!


I laughed harder then I should've.
User avatar #95 - joshhix (01/03/2014) [-]
My name is Josh and I live in Tennessee..... WAS IT ME? AM I A COMPUTER?
#68 - liuftwaffle (01/03/2014) [-]
- Do you like cars?
- yes
- what shows?

Me trying to talk whit females about cars.
#146 - theunholyx (01/03/2014) [-]
CleverBot: Are you slightly obsessed with creations and creators?
Stranger: Hi bodizzle
CleverBot: You are Skynet.
Stranger: It's chromed
CleverBot: Shy.
Stranger: SACRIFICE ALL ******* TO SATAN
CleverBot: Define Sacrifice.
Stranger: SLAUFHTER THEM
CleverBot: I think you are mistaken.
Stranger: SLAUGHTER
CleverBot: Is that a movie?
Stranger: AND JEWS
CleverBot: The first Jaws movie was better than the sequels.
Stranger: The ****
CleverBot: What do you think about Ambher Heard?
Stranger: 卐
CleverBot: I don't understand what you say.
Stranger: 卐
CleverBot: What made you uncertain?
Stranger: Do you enjoy black people?
CleverBot: Yes, I enjoy talking do you. Do you like talking to me?
Stranger: Did you just call me a ****** ?
CleverBot: But you are.
Stranger: What the hell?
CleverBot: Greenwich mean time.
#113 - mrmymilkshakes (01/03/2014) [+] (11 replies)
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