Chinaman. This is the easiest one I've done so far, the Chinese are a goldmine!. Chinese man steals iphone from bicyclist using chopsticks Chinese man puts eel
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Chinaman

This is the easiest one I've done so far, the Chinese are a goldmine!

Chinese man steals iphone from
bicyclist using chopsticks
Chinese man puts eel in anus,
turns out to be bad idea
Chinese man goes to doctor,
finds out he' s a woman
Chinese man turns green after eating too
many river snails
J apon' s right wingers are like
Voldemort, says China' s man in UK
Chinese man grows a
replacement nose on his forehead
China man kills neighbour
to play chess after death
Chinese man divorces and sues wife
over ugly children. And wins.
Chinese Man Yang Cuts Off' His Penis
Because He' s Tired Of Being Single
Chinese Man Fails to Smuggle a Turtle
Disguised as a Hamburger
Chinese man fed up with his girlfriend' s
shopping jumps off balcony to his death
China: Man Amputates His Own Leg With Saw
Chinese man arrives in hospital with fruit
knife sticking out of his head
Chinese Man Builds His Own Bionic Hands
from Scrap Metal After Losing Limbs in
Explosion
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Submitted: 01/05/2014
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User avatar #63 - walkerjam (01/06/2014) [-]
stickied by walkerjam
User avatar #4 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (01/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
How did he build bionic hands? Did he smash his face against a bunch of things until it just happened to be hands?
#25 - thereforeiamnot (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Behold, the turtleburger
#41 - kmichel (01/06/2014) [+] (8 replies)
How could you forget this one
User avatar #36 - grimsho (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"...divorces and sues wife over ugly children. and wins."
The story was that their children were born very ugly although both parents were apparently attractive people. So it turns out the wife admitted that she had plastic surgery a long time ago to look beautiful, so then the husband got mad and sued her, saying that he married her under false pretenses and that she lied to him about being pretty, and... he won the case.
#45 - gemleonn (01/06/2014) [-]
'Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be a bad idea.' cracked me up
'Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be a bad idea.' cracked me up
#23 - dragonmark ONLINE (01/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Chopped Stick I seem to be using a lot of RT references lately. And I have no problem with this
#11 - buffalogriller (01/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
so... using many different fonts makes things legit?
User avatar #12 to #11 - walkerjam (01/05/2014) [-]
They are headlines, just google them and you'll find sources. I have not however checked if the sources are legit. I post them cause I find them entertaining and I hope it might produce a few laughs among other FJ'ers as well.
#59 - figgernag (01/06/2014) [-]
Now what does this have to do with geometric cabbages?
#32 - shatted (01/06/2014) [-]
That last one is just Franky from One Piece.
#86 - jfbyers (01/09/2014) [-]
<MFW the last one
<MFW the last one
User avatar #81 - oceanfrank ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
the first ******* sentence is the most Asian thing I've ever read
#73 - vandettamask (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Why are they all under "Geometriccabbage"?
User avatar #55 - skaffanl (01/06/2014) [-]
Ye I can totally understand the man who sued his wife because of the ugly children. Apparently his wife had undergone extensive plastic surgery and never told him. So the guy naturally expected babies who looked liked him and her (and she was beautiful I guess) but what they got were hideous babies because of course the genetics of the wife didn't change when she changed her body and face. I mean, be honest people!
User avatar #47 - pokedigimon ONLINE (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It says he built a pair of bionic hands after his limbs got blown off, then how did he build them?
User avatar #56 to #47 - epicpoke (01/06/2014) [-]
With his ass cheeks.
User avatar #40 - halomike (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Why is this in the geometric cabbages channel?
#62 to #40 - walkerjam (01/06/2014) [-]
Well, why not?
Well, why not?
User avatar #35 - memvar (01/06/2014) [-]
The Mighty Boosh | Series Three - EELS
User avatar #31 - youhei (01/06/2014) [-]
the last one is pretty badass
#24 - hueman ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
"Chinese man turns green after eating too many river snails."
Noob.
His ancestors' FW
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