I was sitting in Spanish really bored one day with one of my friends(we will call him Tit Master K), and ^he asked for a piece of paper. We usually just rip a paper in half and share because tits that's why, but I was feeling particularly dickish so I ripped his paper into a perfect dick shape before giving it to him. Now normally I'm a good student so when the teacher walked by I decided to take the blame for the dick paper. What I didn't expect was for her to try to send me to the councler so I thought quick "What are you talking about this is just a gavel!", she did not think this was funny. She now hates me so fucking much. And thinks I'm gay which makes her hate me even MORE. Here is just one reason she thinks I'm gay. So my friend Tit Master K gave me pokémon Ruby for Christmas, and so just jokingly i gave him a piece of paper and said "Here is a pass for a blow job. Anytime you want you can just give me that pass and", now the whole class just gets quoted than a little boy watching mommy suck off his pet dog "you can give me a blowjob for free!", and the teacher who is standing right next to my desk and stares at me. Just stares. The whole fucking class is just looking at me, and all I say is "He has a nice gavel."
