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Oh Valve

They get all my money..

the my knew him the
interact. amen he refuses tn
new hang nut amine.
l“ ynu met an a rand trip - and
any we seem tn go [Ill emitter rand
trip with him nary year. Weeks tsf
year his disappear were year eyes.
as if ynu were in warm.
always is brawling with liens and
miter hugs. hut usually if s ant
enaugh he affect the great time
yawn haying.
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name Emmy stare his family was
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friends far when ynu wanna
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#27 - snerus (02/10/2013) [+] (11 replies)
#7 - tehjman (02/10/2013) [-]
>Cat   
   
>Loyal   
   
Pick one.
>Cat

>Loyal

Pick one.
#10 - vladhellsing (02/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Has lots of great ideas, but keeps making stupid mistakes.
#41 - beatmasterz (02/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
The THQ friend.
#48 - personone (02/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #54 to #53 - asterael (02/10/2013) [-]
illuminati
#51 - MrEpicMan (02/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
That really cool friend who gets everything right and you envy the fuck out of him
#154 - valve (02/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
So I'm a cat now?
#159 to #154 - N. Korean citizen (02/10/2013) [-]
cat has three letters, so I doubt it.
#5 - XPurdonx (02/10/2013) [-]
Activision, EA and Microsoft are not my friends. Also, I hate cats.
#15 - dafiltafish ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
that creepy friend

makes you laugh at other people's expense, but when you are alone in the same room together he scares the shit out of you. you love him anyway though.
User avatar #3 - usernamecannotload (02/10/2013) [-]
Sony one isn't all that accurate. Just gonna put it out there that only about 90,000 of the 40+ million registered PSN users at the time were actually at risk. Inb4 possible red thumbs
#61 - irishhappyposter (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The nice guy with original jokes, used to be a good friend of nintendo, and good trough your teenage years, but since he started hanging around with microsoft, he just made pale imitations of nintendos good work and reused his old good jokes. over and over again.
User avatar #21 - Zarke (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I like Valve. They're a good business. Yeah, they're still primarily after you're money. They're a business, not a charity, but at least they do a good job of making you happy to spend your money.
User avatar #1 - tomainstream (02/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
repost
#2 to #1 - funmanigro (02/10/2013) [-]
thats what i said for the last 401 times
User avatar #8 - tytanhavok (02/10/2013) [-]
EA isnt your friend.
User avatar #122 - andnowducks (02/10/2013) [-]
>Loyal NOPE
>Friendly LOL NOPE, PRACTICALLY OWNS YOU.
>Internet loves him, true.
I'm not hating on cats, but shouldn't that be a dog?
User avatar #6 - oceanmist ONLINE (02/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Valve is that guy who really let you down once. He was there when you asked your girlfriend out, he was there when you proposed, but when you were going to get married you asked him to be your best man but he never showed up and ruined the wedding.
#153 - riddlerenigma (02/10/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Reality.

The Perfectionist.

Keeps trying to get you to like him again even though it usually those not work. He learns from past mistakes and never gives up.

Don't believe me?

Play Sonic Generations.
User avatar #132 - sonofasnitch (02/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
valve is great, but a bit overrated
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