Gaming Commandments. One must obey them to reach divinity.. Konami code doesn't appear on the stones even once. This is false information. be faithful
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User avatar #3 - tonkkax (02/10/2013) [-]
Konami code doesn't appear on the stones even once.

This is false information.
#5 - foelkera (02/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Thou shalt not group Degreaser, Reserve Shooter, and Axtinguisher in the same loadout

Thou shalt not spam voice commands

Thou shalt not taunt after every kill

Thou shalt not micspam, lest the magical fairy princess allows it

Thou shalt not use the mic if you are under 13
User avatar #2 - blargchikahonkhonk ONLINE (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
but in wow not the tank dose good dps and is often top dps
#4 to #2 - montybalboa (02/10/2013) [-]
Then you're not doing it right.
User avatar #20 - theunbrnfury (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
DPS?
User avatar #21 to #20 - thedarkestrogue (02/11/2013) [-]
Damage per Second.
Its the high damage dealer class of warrior in most MMOs.
#12 - sonda **User deleted account** (02/11/2013) [-]
Holy **** TIm Buckley.

Just go. Please.
#17 - underporches (02/11/2013) [-]
Thine eyes shall always be half-closed, and thy mouth shall gape as the great chasm of Hell.  Your jokes shall be nonexistent.  So sayeth Buckley.
Thine eyes shall always be half-closed, and thy mouth shall gape as the great chasm of Hell. Your jokes shall be nonexistent. So sayeth Buckley.
#10 - alawabidingcitizen (02/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
And do not for get the most Holy of these Commandments:
"up up down down left right left right A B start"
For with this, thou shalt gain immortality
User avatar #14 to #10 - savirleo (02/11/2013) [-]
it's B A, not A B
User avatar #41 - sockprague (02/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
If nobody coveted high score then what incentive does anyone have to get high scores?

User avatar #43 to #41 - snaresinger (02/11/2013) [-]
They don't. The point is, don't be a bitch who abandons the core of the game to get a big fancy number. Play the game, play it well, and play it earnestly in the spirit of the game, and I tell you the truth, your number will rise without you even knowing it, as a testament to your awesome powers. I say unto thee now, the team-playing dgafers shall inherit the game.

You may call me the Apostle Snaresinger.
#36 - comicthane (02/11/2013) [-]
all those key commands and not a single konami code in sight... *sigh*
User avatar #7 - fhonax (02/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I NEEEEED a high res version of this...
User avatar #9 to #7 - ezTarget (02/10/2013) [-]
you can order a poster of it form their website
www.cad-comic.com/
User avatar #6 - mountainyard (02/10/2013) [-]
Rest in Peace, Ethan.
#49 - honestpangua (03/29/2013) [-]
commandments should have had the konami code written in stone...
#48 - Common Pepe (03/10/2013) [-]
Sounds like f'ing World of Warcraft ****** .
#40 - myhumps (02/11/2013) [-]
This is more like CoD commandments ... still good i guess
#39 - ataeru (02/11/2013) [-]
>B^uckley
User avatar #38 - rhiaanor ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
you forgot "the wrong way, is always the right way"
User avatar #32 - mayormilkman (02/11/2013) [-]
As ****** as Buckley is, why do you guys like Humon? She's just as ****** , and yet a guy got thumbed banned from just two comments by calling her as such.
#31 - alucord ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
...Tim ****** , as much as I tired to like your comics, it was to hard.
And the ending was complete BS
User avatar #19 - biograde (02/11/2013) [-]
best one is still the stillbirth one
#1 - Common Pepe (02/10/2013) [-]
B^U
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