Nintendo Customer Support

"Sorry, your call representative is in another castle."

i actually called them several times, when i played zelda ocarina of time, majoras mask.
cause i got stuck in a temple or in a dungeon, and they always knew wat to do, fucking wizards,,,
dam nostalgia

I'll give it a call...

I've gone through 2 PS3s, 2 Xboxes, and a Wii.
But this beauty still works.

What happens when you call and say you have a problem

well you can fix any game by blowing off the cartridge... prolly that will be the first thing they'll ask you..

"have you tried blowing off the cartridge?"

works anytime..

I think I have a problem...

-90s-

"Fucking water temple! I can't take this shit anymore!"
*Throws game through wall, still works*

-Now-

I got killed one kill away from a MOAB! Fuck this game!
*Turns off xbox, making the console move half an inch, scratching the game beyond repair*

**ToxicDusk rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Snookie **

Put tape on that, protect the sticker.

They gave me free N64 joysticks. Paid for shipping and everything. It was awesome.

>purchase DS Lite
>touch screen doesn't work
>call Nintendo customer service
>on hold for 5 hours
>not an exaggeration
>call representative is Indian
>on phone for another hour
>they tell me they will not replace my DS
>whole day ruined
>have to buy new DS just to play fucking Star Fox Command

I've gone through 3 xboxes since 2008.
Not once did their customer support help me.

I still own most of their products. I only had to call this number once, for my NES. That was in 2006. It was faulty, some problems with reading the cartridges. I sent it in, and they sent back a refurbished one. I was so happy. Of course, it was only my second broken console. My 360 RROD'd after a year I got it. And my Atari 7800 and Sega Genesis still works after more than 10 years.

Herro??

This is Nintendro

I've never had any problems with my Xbox, not to mention any other consoles.

Boom.