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#94 - rikuru (05/06/2013) [-]
>Be me, Joseph Allen
>Private first class, Task Force 141
>Just tooty rooty point and shooty stuff
>Be called to earn terrorist trust
>Get tatooed
>Infiltrate on Inner Circle, met this Guy Makarov
>Cool as **** , russian, 5' 7", would shoot
>Talked about this zombie infestation
>Discover an infected zone
> Zakhaev International Airport, Moscow, Russia
>Decided finishing zombie apocalypse
>Go there, shoot infected civilians
>shootandgore.jpg
>Saved the world from a zombie apocalypse
>Get bitten by a 12 y/o zombie, manage to get him off and shoot his head
>Makarov decided to shoot me because im infected
>Died.jpg
>Russians never knew it was a zombie infection
>They find me
>Blame America for a terrorist attack
>Start a War
>MFW
#414 to #94 - attilia (05/07/2013) [-]
Dude......................................... **** **** ****
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