Being A Gamer. . What being a gamer left me: L Perfect aiming 2. Great reflexes 3. History knowledge 5. Co - op Tactics 6. Strategic planning 7. learn to never
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User avatar #3 - fuzzyballs (07/06/2013) [+] (13 replies)
explain how moving a mouse around with 1 hand makes you able to aim?
explain how playing strategy games in an overhead vieuw against an AI that couldn't even beat a monkey makes you good at strategy?
**** that, why do you need to play games in order to differentiate good from evil you ******* autistic asshat
User avatar #5 to #3 - mtandy (07/06/2013) [-]
Listen asshat. You think only bots play games? Try 5v5 teams. It doesn't matter which game. You can win without strategy, but if you play against people who use strategies you will be facial'd all over like a little bitch.

You're right about the other two, but you're still an asshat.
#39 - sergeantpopeye (07/07/2013) [+] (10 replies)
What playing Dark Souls has left me:

A constant fear of impending doom
User avatar #17 - fjsknight ONLINE (07/07/2013) [+] (10 replies)
There is no such thing as good and evil. There are only different points of view.
#31 - comanderspy (07/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
wow, i never knew these amazing facts about video games!
#136 - axtinguisher (07/07/2013) [-]
>Having fun while gaming.

#154 - thefasrdog (07/07/2013) [+] (7 replies)
11. A nonexistent social life
12. Crippling social anxiety
User avatar #55 - zytherman (07/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What being a gamer has left me:

1) Great reflexes
2) Ability to know 1500's was a pretty sick time.
3) Just because people speak english, does not mean you will understand them
4) If there is a team, assume they're all terrible until proven otherwise
5) Strategic planning
6) Learn to always have a plan 2/ grenade
7) If their armour is better than yours, hope he/she is not vital to the story
8) Think you were fighting for the good guys until you had just killed the 7th police officer just doing their job
10) Most of all, the ability to look up from my computer after hours of gaming to realise I was meant to eat dinner 3 days ago.
#1 - anonexplains (07/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>Perfect Aiming

Stopped right there.
Couldn't breathe from laughing so hard.

I can imagine your stupid ass in a year if you join the military

"Guys I'm walking over the gun but it's not refilling my ammo!"
"Lol guys when do I respawn?"
"How do I get killstreaks?"
User avatar #14 to #1 - djequalizee (07/07/2013) [-]
But the real question is how you wrote this without breathing
#188 - murphypop (07/07/2013) [-]
cat-like reflexes?
cat-like reflexes?
User avatar #60 - lokiwins ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
What playing Dota 2 with friends left me with -
1. A hate for the human race
2. No friends.
User avatar #178 - bladebites (07/07/2013) [-]
I disagree with "perfect aim". Actually aiming something is not the same as aiming something in a game.
Some of these are right, some are really off.
#89 - HumbertoL (07/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>history knowledge
>history knowledge
#138 to #89 - facekicked (07/07/2013) [-]
Kinda depends on the games u are playing. Take Total War series for instance. There's quite a bit of history knowledge to learn there
#189 - checkemtrain (07/07/2013) [-]
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I think what he meant with the "Perfect aiming" is that it left you with amazing hand-eye coordination.

So quit yer bitchen guys.
User avatar #173 - beatmasterz (07/07/2013) [-]
I don't think gaming makes that much of a difference. I think op is just trying to justify himself.
User avatar #169 - Noah (07/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Has anyone else really learned a lot of English from games?
I've played RPGs since I was a little kid, and throughout school my vocabulary was always a few grades higher than normal.
#167 - evulchibi (07/07/2013) [-]
11. Knowledge of how many people have ****** my mom
User avatar #149 - empithree (07/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I thnk i'm getting old. i'm not having fun with games anymore.
any way to cure this?
User avatar #139 - shaneac (07/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Perfect Aim: I can move a mouse around
History Knowledge: An Italian assassin helped us win the revolutionary war by murdering a ton of British soldiers
Co-op Tactics: Everyone either goes solo or camps somewhere (in fps games)
Strategic Planning: Our strategy is shoot shoot kill kill
Save the girl: "Sorry, she's somewhere else. Go beat 20 more levels and you might find her."
Good vs. Evil: Everyone wearing red is evil, but everyone in green/blue is good.
#134 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #137 to #134 - grimagination (07/07/2013) [-]
not so much how to aim, it teaches you more or less where to aim, considering games nowadays take movement speed, distance, etc. into consideration with fps games

plus, you're an anon, you cannot have an opinion here
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