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I luv Game of Wizards by J.R.R. Martin. . Many have criticized Game Thrones tor the tact that many the actresses in the show have 'unrealistic' bitly proportion

Many have criticized Game Thrones tor the tact that many the
actresses in the show have 'unrealistic' bitly proportions. Because in a
werid magic, . ice zombies, and dragons, the hardest thing to
wrap your head around is women with thin waists and wide hips.

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#2 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]

tfw someone says models are "unrealistic"
***** they right there.

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#5 to #2 - izaya (12/12/2015) [-]

I believe what they mean is, you can't expect an everyday, average woman have that kind of a body, which is true, models often starve themselves to have the proportions like that.

Same goes for man models, Khal Drogo for example body like that requires a lot of work, although it's less strenuous for the body, because eating plenty is actually necessary for having a buff body.

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#7 to #5 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]

but i don't expect an everyday average women to look like that, but i sure would rather one.

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#8 to #7 - izaya (12/12/2015) [-]

neither does anyone who has a brain, but I guess there are some people who strive for an ideal woman/man irony is, most of the time they themselves look like utter ****

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#19 to #5 - hikakiller (12/13/2015) [-]

I'm not sure about models, but professional bodybuilders starve and dehydrate themselves to get that level of definition.

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#20 to #19 - izaya (12/13/2015) [-]

Does anybody find bodybuilders hot?

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#21 to #20 - hikakiller (12/13/2015) [-]

Does anyone find models hot?

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#22 to #21 - izaya (12/13/2015) [-]

A lot of guys, definitely.

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#11 to #5 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]

Well great sculptures also require a lot of work... but they still exist.

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#3 - robdabob ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]

mhm, i call ******** .

mhm, i call ******** .

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#18 to #3 - meathooksodomy (12/13/2015) [-]

Fun fact: Roose Bolton married a woman so fat because Walder Frey had offered Roose his prospective bride's weight in silver for her dowry so he chose the fattest available female member of House Frey.

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#4 - andywazowski (12/12/2015) [-]

But, wouldn't unrealistic mean it isn't "real". Pretty sure actors are actual people....

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#1 - evilkingganon (12/12/2015) [-]

That's because peoples is retarded

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#10 - komandantmirkoo (12/12/2015) [-]

unrealistic body proportions on real women...

so what. they're androids or something.
i mean i can kinda undestand that argument in cartoons, games and **** but on real people? get that **** out of here

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#9 - gedoushinken (12/12/2015) [-]

Imagine if she had violet eyes, SJWs would've gone bonkers.

Imagine if she had violet eyes, SJWs would've gone bonkers.

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#15 to #9 - machiavellianhumor (12/12/2015) [-]

she's a sjw so **** her

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#17 to #15 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]

lol. you're an sjw now, **** you see how easy it is to just label someone with an arbitrary title

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#25 to #17 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

she wrote in her new contract she will not do nude scenes cause it's demeaning

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#26 to #25 - lyiat (12/13/2015) [-]

Ok... And? It's a valid statement. Her body, she can do what she wants with it. Until she goes out and says that all nudity is shameful to women and demands to chance policy and laws to forbid it and dictates what OTHER women can do with their bodies, she's not an SJW. SJW's believe that know what's best for everyone.

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#27 to #26 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

you dont even know what the show is do you? not doing nude scenes is anti game of thrones. it's sjw feminism. she threatened to leave the show if she didn't get to avoid nude scenes

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#29 to #27 - lyiat (12/13/2015) [-]

What part about 'her body' do you not get? Nudity isn't this huge facet of her character. Sex scenes can be implied without it. It's not like she's playing one of the random whores. The books have her get naked... what, one more time before they're caught up to where the TV show is? And it's not super important she be naked during that scene?
Obviously the director didn't find it to be a deal-breaker. The better question is, why do you care so much about a booty scene for this character? The early stuff, I get. The nudity for her was impactful, important. The stuff going on now? Who gives a metric **** .

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#77 to #29 - Metric (12/13/2015) [-]

I give a slight amount of ***** .

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#78 to #77 - lyiat (12/13/2015) [-]

... Ha.

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#34 to #29 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

i point to the scene with her and whats his face. daria or whatever. they purposely pulled the sheets up to cover her boobs during a sex scene. **** like that takes me out of the emersion of the show and reminds me it's a show. i watch shows to escape. not to have politics forced into my face.

the book describes her **** . i want to see her having diarrehea and ******** in a field. that.

for the record. i find emelia clarke ugly. i do not get turned on by her nude scenes. i get turned on by missandie and the red priestess and tyene. emelia clarke is ugly as **** . but it is a necessity in THIS show. now margery is not getting naked either. again margery actress has terrible boobs i don't need to see her naked but she's supposed to get naked for this show. and yes there should be male nudity.

the point is nudity is required for this show. anyone who says otherwise is a priviledged asshole who doesn't understand the major overall theme of the books and show and should shut up.
the theme is. the world is horrible. it's gritty. it's dirty. **** gets ****** up.

people ******* stopped watching the show cause of a offscreen rape of sansa but were absolutely fine with oberyn. you're one of these people who get offended at **** then cry about it like a sjw. everyone should be naked. EVERYONE. anyone who isn't is a bitch

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#36 to #34 - lyiat (12/13/2015) [-]

Yeah, because that scene where she was ******** in a field in the first book was so ******* important to the story. The only objection I *might* of had to Sansa's scene was that it never happened in the book, but I've started viewing the Game of Thrones TV series as it's own goddamn thing instead of a 1 for 1 translation of the book series. Where they've gone, it was a good scene and made sense for the characters involved. What I ******* object to is privlidged little ***** like you who think they can dictate what other people can and can't do. You're just as bad as an SJW who shames a woman who wants to be a housewife.

Nudity is a theme. If a plot point does not require it, then it doesn't ******* need to be there. Random nudity isn't important. Just because two characters walk out to take a piss in the goddamn woods doesn't mean you need to see their dicks. If they pissed in the woods and absolutely nothing happened, the scene doesn't even need to sodding be there.

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#38 to #36 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

the fact you dont get the ******** is important tells me you don't understand the overall theme of the books

i'm not privileged cause im not getting what i want. you're getting what you want. less nudity so you're privileged. i dont want to claim you're gay cause in this new PC cultured a lot of guys like you are just scared to offend anyone so you just agree with whatever girls say. i call guys like you puppies. you're loyal to your master, in this case women, you'll fight for women. but you don't really have a lot of brainpower. you're good at barking and taking orders from them though. the day you have a original thought not fed to you by a female is the day i'll believe you are about the art not about the sucking up.

you don't use the word "need" when you talking about art. it's about creating emotion and feeling boobs create emotion meaning it belongs there regardless if it's gratuitous. but like i said nudity is NEEDED iin this show. you want violence not sex? **** off slut i want both. And look they had dany in bed with daria. they were ******* while talking. yet no nudity. the scene was stupid and should of had boobs and dick. people like you are said because you've so given up on sex you don't want to see it cause it reminds you how lonlely you are. im not lonely. i wanna see boobs.

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#41 to #38 - lyiat (12/13/2015) [-]

"Art". Lmao.

Let me tell you of a principal in literature called Chekhov's Gun. Apparently you've never heard of it. Chekhov declared that every segment of a narrative must be irreplaceable, with everything else be removed. If not, you pollute the story with meaningless things. One thing you must understand is that a TV show and movies are narrative figures, they must tell stories. It is not like a picture.

If you place a rifle on the wall, it must go off within the next chapter or two. If the rifle is never fired, then it should not be in the narrative in the first place. If there is no reason for a character to be naked, no reason for a character to have sex, then the scene is wasted and the point of the narrative muddled. The scene where Little Finger narrates his grandiose view on life, the nudity and sex helped drive home his statements. When Oberyn was in the middle of the four way between his wife and the two prostitutes, it helped establish his character and gave insight to to his people's culture. When Danerus was ******** in the woods, it established that she had a meal that didn't agree with her and had zero ******* impact on anything she did ever again in the story. It didn't establish anything about her character, it didn't establish anything new about the world (we knew the world was crapsuck considerably earlier than that), it had no cultural impact, and it didn't bring up any important plot points

I love Martin's work, but he puts extra detail where none is needed. Scenes that are unimportant, that do nothing to help the story. It happens quite a lot in fantasy. Tolkien could have afforded to slim down some of those walking scenes, for example. If a scene does NOT ******* REQUIRE that character to be naked, then she should not be naked. If the theme adds nothing to the story, then it should not be used. It is a basic literary law. Goddamn learn it.

Also, lmao. "I'm not lonely, I wanna see boobs!" You sound thirstier than a forty year old virgin. You want porn, go on the internet. Plenty of it there.

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#42 to #41 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

i never heard of him. probably cause he wasn't necessary to my life so he shouldn't be there.

you're very predictable in real life aren't you? very boring and responsible i bet.

the ******** does bring up a important point. that a bad meal is something that could kill you in this time. it's not like now.

and shakespere could of not written in iambic pentameter and made it easier to read. but we wouldn't be studying it centuries later.

i bet the tyene sand and bronn scene in the jail cell triggered you so hard. i bet having missandei naked at the river in front of grey worm had you writing tweets like crazy about how oppressive the show is.

it's discovered the guys who are way too analytical about nudity are virgins. are you a virgin? it's boobs. if you don't like boobs you're a virgin. or gay. or both. you probably drink starbucks and have a old time record player cause they "sound better"

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#43 to #42 - lyiat (12/13/2015) [-]

You're clearly not reading anything I'm saying. Notice the scenes I've brought up that I said were awesome? Lots of nudity in them. Hell, one of them was a lesbian scene. Cersei being forced to strip down and shamed in front of the entire city? Super powerful, great moment. John Snow losing his virginity to the wildling, abandoning his oath and virtues... strong meaning. Foreshadowing. Vital to the story and upcoming events. I have zero problems with nudity, male or female. But if it's pointless, then I get bored. If wanted to watch porn, I'd go to redtube. If I wanted to watch a random fight, I'd go watch a boxing match or some heavy list fighting. Maybe one of those lightsaber fan videos on Youtube. But if I want to watch a narrative, I'm not looking for random sex scenes and random fights that do nothing for it.

But it's clear you've completely and utterly tuned out to anything I'm saying and are resorting to attacking my character instead of making an argument, saying I'm getting offended at moments that I actually quite liked, and I've even gone as far as to demonstrate moments that where quite sexually explicit that are good markers of storytelling that drove the plot forward. You chose to ignore them. I've really got nothing else to say to you.

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#46 to #43 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

im reading. but you still believe nudity should have purpose. which makes your whole statement null and void. im attacking you because i have to explain the narrative of where you are coming from. you're an SJW and you believe in feminism. which is why you think emelia has the right not to get naked and take away from the show.

you're ok if nudity is handed to you. you won't fight for nudity though. just adds to my statement you're a puppy. just waiting for scraps. you liked the scenes and know you want more. yet you believe the actress is more important than the character. that's what makes you wrong

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#51 to #46 - lyiat (12/13/2015) [-]

I'll just leave you to be executed on the alter of public opinion. Ta.

By the way, you're calling a Gamergater a SJW. The ******* irony.

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#52 to #51 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

that just means you're a basement dwelling sjw

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#30 to #25 - holycrapimacupcake (12/13/2015) [-]

"SHE DOESN'T WANNA SHOW PEOPLE HER TIDDIES ANYMORE! SHE'S SUCH AN SJW!!!!!!"

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#33 to #30 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

it's game of thrones. it's hbo. we are not watching the vampire diaries on the CW. we are watching HBO. a show about the pain and the struggle everyone goes through. she is a sjw cause she just wants to wear the pretty dresses and not have to sacrifice for the show. she's spoiled and people like you fuel hollywood smugness

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#45 to #33 - ohemgeezus (12/13/2015) [-]

a show about the pain and struggle everyone goes through =/= show tits pls

She's already shown enough throughout the seasons, so it's not like she did it from that start. And before you start spouting more retarded nonsense, here's an actual quote from her, "'In drama, if a nude scene forwards a story or is shot in a way that adds insight into characters, I’m perfectly fine with it. Sometimes explicit scenes are required and make sense for the characters/story, as they do in Westeros,” she said. “If it’s gratuitous for gratuitous sake, then I will discuss with a director on how to make it more subtle. In either case, like a good Mother of Dragons, I’m always in control.'"

Also, you clearly know **** about the show if you think nudity is a must. Although, I did lol at how you said she's spoiled, as if you're entitled to see her naked.

a show about the pain and struggle everyone goes through =/= show tits pls

She's already shown enough throughout the seasons, so it's not like she did it from that start. And before you start spouting more retarded nonsense, here's an actual quote from her, "'In drama, if a nude scene forwards a story or is shot in a way that adds insight into characters, I’m perfectly fine with it. Sometimes explicit scenes are required and make sense for the characters/story, as they do in Westeros,” she said. “If it’s gratuitous for gratuitous sake, then I will discuss with a director on how to make it more subtle. In either case, like a good Mother of Dragons, I’m always in control.'"

Also, you clearly know **** about the show if you think nudity is a must. Although, I did lol at how you said she's spoiled, as if you're entitled to see her naked.

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#48 to #45 - lyiat (12/13/2015) [-]

This guy is so, so ******* thirsty. It's hilarious.

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#53 to #48 - ohemgeezus (12/13/2015) [-]

I noticed he even made a different post talking about it, too, also thumbing down all of us that don't agree with his absolutely childish logic.
Thirsty and butthurt, what a wonderful combo. Remember if you're on an HBO show you're obligated to have no clothes on according to this idiot.

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#60 to #48 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

YOUR FANTACIES CAN NEVER BE QUENCHED

how i view you and ohemgeezus talking

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#62 to #60 - ohemgeezus (12/13/2015) [-]

That's kind of ironic coming from someone having a fit because you won't get to see a whole bunch of Emilia clarke nudes

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#64 to #62 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

i'm literally just chilling and speaking my mind. i have yet to be angry or annoyed at you guys. it's like when i was on a date with a girl and talked to her a lot. i really think she was impressed by me especially when i told her i made Puttanesca sauce better than my friend who's a chef

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#66 to #64 - dorkledumbs (12/13/2015) [-]

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#68 to #66 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

/Live+tweeting+a+bad+date/funny-pictures/5607899/

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#69 to #68 - dorkledumbs (12/13/2015) [-]

gif folder don't fail me with all this relevance

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#70 to #69 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

**machiavellianhumor used "*roll picture*"**
**machiavellianhumor rolled image** roll gods won't fail me

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#72 to #70 - dorkledumbs (12/13/2015) [-]

**dorkledumbs used "*roll picture*"****dorkledumbs rolled image** Does this mean you have feelings for me, machiavellian?

**dorkledumbs used "*roll picture*"**
**dorkledumbs rolled image** Does this mean you have feelings for me, machiavellian?

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#73 to #72 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

**machiavellianhumor used "*roll picture*"**
**machiavellianhumor rolled image** if emelia clarke picture then yes

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#74 to #73 - dorkledumbs (12/13/2015) [-]

**dorkledumbs used "*roll picture*"****dorkledumbs rolled image** I love you, machiavellian. I always have.
This image reflects the deep feelings I have for you

**dorkledumbs used "*roll picture*"**
**dorkledumbs rolled image** I love you, machiavellian. I always have.
This image reflects the deep feelings I have for you

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#75 to #74 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

**machiavellianhumor used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"**
**machiavellianhumor rolls You have the ability to flirt, engage in courtship, or form a relationship and not fear that your biological status may be cause for rejection or attack, nor will it cause your partner to question their sexual orientation.**

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#76 to #75 - dorkledumbs (12/13/2015) [-]

**dorkledumbs used "*roll 1, male privilege*"**
**dorkledumbs rolls You can be careless with your money and not have people blame it on your sex**It's meant to be

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#71 to #70 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

awkward

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#50 to #45 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

it's the grittiness and realness. covering boobs with sheets during a sex scene is inherently hollywood. it breaks the realism of the show. she negociated her contract end of season 3. so last 2 seasons is what im talking about.

that quote just proves my point. she doesn't want to show. but she leaves the option. ok i'm not gonna get into a debate on publicity firms and how she is coached to answer interview questions to not seem like a bad guy but those are not her words. it's her PR firm. don't ever quote a PR firm to me when trying to make a point. makes you look stupid and like a sheep

nudity is not a must. it's art. the point is it's a choice. and she should choose to show because it's the right thing for the character and the fans the only person benifiting from her not showing is her. that's stuck up and selfish of her. as if she didn't know HBO has nudity

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#54 to #50 - ohemgeezus (12/13/2015) [-]

Hahahaha, sorry dude but I can't even read past your second paragraph, you are completely ******* retarded. Any celeb says something you don't like, there's no possible way it's their words. You're clearly a bit dense if you got that from the quote, all she said is that she doesn't want to go nude just for the sake of being nude. Do everyone a favor and go google emilia clarke nude, get your fill, and stop being such a beta loser.

Hahahaha, sorry dude but I can't even read past your second paragraph, you are completely ******* retarded. Any celeb says something you don't like, there's no possible way it's their words. You're clearly a bit dense if you got that from the quote, all she said is that she doesn't want to go nude just for the sake of being nude. Do everyone a favor and go google emilia clarke nude, get your fill, and stop being such a beta loser.

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#57 to #54 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

like i said i didn't want to get into a debate about PR firms cause i knew you weren't knowledgeable enough on the subject to know how hollywood works. Emelia Clarke is gross i find her repulsive i would never fap to her. i'll fap to tyene messandei melissandre and others. emelia clarke is garbage and should get naked

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#59 to #57 - ohemgeezus (12/13/2015) [-]

>Emilia Clarke is gross I find her repulsive
>wow what a total sjw she should be naked 24/7
Yeah dude, sorry I can't be an expert on stuff like how hollywood works, I'm too busy not crying in my cum soaked tissues because I can't see current Emilia Clarke nudity.

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#44 to #33 - dorkledumbs (12/13/2015) [-]

She kind of already got railed in the ass in the first season
I'd say she's put in her hard work and the show isn't worse off for not seeing her tits anymore
God knows there's enough other naked women in it

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#47 to #44 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

she was willing to do it when she was a struggling actress. now she's famous and privlidged. it's easy to sacrifice when you gain something. but when she won't gain anything from getting nude and forces a no nudity clause that makes her ****

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#49 to #47 - dorkledumbs (12/13/2015) [-]

She won't gain anything from going nude and neither will the story...
So what if she doesn't want to show her tits if she doesn't have to? I wouldn't want to wave around my cock to millions of people worldwide if I had the option to say no.

And again, if you think about it her not doing nudity actually adds to the point of Daenerys's evolution from basically currency to major world power in the East in that it's showing she's more of her own person and is become more regal than a common whore
SJWish? I guess if you want to call it that since it's about empowering women, but it's not like I'm going to stop watching the show because "boo hoo no more tiddies"

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#55 to #49 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

then don't accept any friggin jobs form **********

she ****** dario and covered her boobs with a sheet as he rolled off. that's just ****** to do.

you're only willing to accept no nudity cause you believe there will be other nudity. but now margery isn't getting naked. cercei had a CGI body for the walk of shame. it's all just lame.

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#56 to #55 - dorkledumbs (12/13/2015) [-]

You know porn exists right?
And I'm perfectly fine with not seeing tits on an HBO show because I watch them for story rather than beating material

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#58 to #56 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

you realize it's not always about sex right? it's about the fun of nudity and the grittiness of the show

though boobs are hot

you realize it's not always about sex right? it's about the fun of nudity and the grittiness of the show

though boobs are hot

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#61 to #58 - dorkledumbs (12/13/2015) [-]

"tits = gritty"
Yeah, because the beheadings, rape, child murder, prostitution, and war weren't gritty enough

I know this is b8, but Jesus Christ for the life of me I cannot stop taking it

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#63 to #61 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

you can't use the word "enough" when talking about fun.

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#65 to #63 - dorkledumbs (12/13/2015) [-]

Too bad grit isn't equal to fun
You can over grit stuff
The word for things that are overly gritty is 'edgy'

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#67 to #65 - machiavellianhumor (12/13/2015) [-]

you're right there's a balance. and no nudity is a disturbance to balance. and also the force

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#24 to #17 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]

you are a faggot, go suck a dick. you know you are, deep in your heart

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#39 - nanako ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]

It is literally impossible for a human to have an unrealistic body

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#16 - SuttBex (12/13/2015) [-]

I could kinda understand when they said this about video game characters or cartoons/CGI, it was still stupid af but saw where they're coming from. But these are real people. Like actual real life women with natural bodies. How can that be unrealistic?

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#23 to #16 - fuzzyballs (12/13/2015) [-]

look at the face of the chick who plays Arya
you'll know what they mean by "unrealistic"

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#28 to #23 - holycrapimacupcake (12/13/2015) [-]

Her face is tiny on her head.

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#79 to #28 - fuzzyballs (12/13/2015) [-]

I was thinking more along the lines of SId from Ice Age

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#31 to #16 - crutos (12/13/2015) [-]

I think it meant as "unrealistic to expect all women to look like that"-unrealistic

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#37 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]

SPOILER RAGE BELOW:

>cuts off man's penis and degrades him to a slave: minor outrage
>sansa raped off screen: too disgusting, nazi book burning levels of rage

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#40 to #37 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]

because those people are conditioned by their feminist rhetoric to view men as oppressors and women as victims, and regardless of the situation they evaluate the situation with that in their minds
It's impossible for them to identify and understand that men can be hurt because it humanizes them and makes them less of patriarchial assholes

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#32 - mattymc (12/13/2015) [-]

Because Gilly, Catlyn, Lysa, Osha, Yara (Asha), The Sand Snakes (basically three Michelle Rodriguez's) and ******* BRIENNE OF TARTH were SOOOO unrealistic and not diverse

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#35 to #32 - immortalfear (12/13/2015) [-]

Because it's not like women who actually lived in the time period they're based in didn't have access to McDonalds 24/7.

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#13 - machiavellianhumor (12/12/2015) [-]

i don't understand why you put that picture

listen all these bitches criticizing sexuality can **** off. emelia clarke wont even do nude scenes

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#12 - fatsigurd (12/12/2015) [-]

dude, compared to most hollywood movies, the actresses in game of thrones look very realistic

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#6 - tormain (12/12/2015) [-]

I don't get why people complain about the fact that Carice van Houten goes naked in basically every show and movie she's in.
How could you get tired of that, what's wrong with you?

I don't get why people complain about the fact that Carice van Houten goes naked in basically every show and movie she's in.
How could you get tired of that, what's wrong with you?

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#14 to #6 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]

the night is naked and full of boobs

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