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Submitted: 08/23/2013
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#1 - skiskate (08/23/2013) [+] (29 replies)
If you don't let me touch your balls then you are a terrorist.
#2 to #1 - skiskate (08/23/2013) [-]
What the **** happened to my image
#28 - ffffyou (08/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#10 - isoscelessandwich (08/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Being a prostitute has never sounded like a good career choice until now. I'm very well qualified.
Being a prostitute has never sounded like a good career choice until now. I'm very well qualified.
#25 - castellandraco (08/24/2013) [+] (10 replies)
what about ugly low end prostitutes?
#5 - ineedorangejuice (08/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I want to get paid to touch my junk... I would be sooooo rich
User avatar #18 - sonicg (08/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
So... Making 2k per week + commision and spiffs? Why am I not a hooker?
User avatar #22 to #21 - lyiat (08/24/2013) [-]
Or job security, or worksmans comp, or protection, or sick days....
User avatar #68 - dragx (08/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You know who else gets to touch your junk... charity, and they dont charge a penny . Anyone? no? I'll go sit in my corner.
#69 to #68 - bigboyblue (08/24/2013) [-]
Same with a prostitute named Charity, except her services aren't free.
Same with a prostitute named Charity, except her services aren't free.
#83 - parman (08/24/2013) [-]
If your local doctor regularly touches your junk every visit, then you should probably find yourself another one.
User avatar #58 - mcmental (08/24/2013) [-]
They just need to legalize prostitution and tax it already. Obviously there should be rules in place. I say we follow Amsterdam's example.
User avatar #86 - Leopard (08/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Doctors don't make 100 bucks an hour...
#84 - donaldducksdick (08/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Doctors touching your genitals is a regular occurrence?
#79 - bdowns (08/24/2013) [-]
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#70 - anonymous (08/24/2013) [-]
Well then, it seems the best deal is being a prostitute.
User avatar #64 - elcreepo (08/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yes but prostitutes you ask to touch your balls and doctors need to touch them or else you might get cancer and not even know until it's too late.

There is no way, on the face of this planet, that there is a man with a scrotum large enough and a resistance to pain enough to smuggle a knife or other contraband in with their balls. Or anus, or penishole. And they don't even ask permission before they feel you up.
User avatar #62 - hannahmichelle (08/24/2013) [-]
actually, tsa agents go through a month of class room training then have to go through a month of ojt. also they have to be re-certified every year.
User avatar #29 - loonquawl (08/24/2013) [-]
I dunno, I've heard of some pretty cheap prostitutes..
User avatar #12 - assdoreponyfucker ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
depends what type of doctor but yeah
User avatar #89 - willindor ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
So according to this diagram there are no prostitutes wearing blue latex gloves? What a bummer.
User avatar #50 - thamuz ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
I'm in law enforcement and I get paid to touch other people. And I get to wear gloves. So where am I in this chart?
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