u nazi cunt. . Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something , I lame my tanner. PML 20766909 I agree. your life sucks (3
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u nazi cunt

Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something , I
lame my tanner. PML
20766909 I agree. your life sucks (33986) - wan deserved it {I 2890) Iihiko Ess]
On 07/ 06/ 201 3 at am - misc - by Bluee (man) - United States .
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#65 - RegardsFromDeath (07/09/2013) [-]
**RegardsFromDeath rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at did nazi that coming **
#58 - anonhemoose (07/09/2013) [-]
Looks like his situation can't get whores
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#67 to #58 - thereclaimer **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#63 to #58 - thatoneiranianguy (07/09/2013) [-]
....strikes again!
#46 - catlyle (07/09/2013) [-]
mfw
User avatar #40 - deathleprechaun (07/09/2013) [-]
Today I realized that I am such a grammar nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically incorrect I lose my boner. **** my life.
User avatar #49 to #40 - departed (07/09/2013) [-]
You forgot to capitalize Nazi.
User avatar #52 to #49 - deathleprechaun (07/09/2013) [-]
Except that I didn't because in this case the term "nazi" is only part of the whole term, "grammar nazi" and is not associated with the German political party.
User avatar #53 to #52 - departed (07/09/2013) [-]
Ah, I see. I guess you're right; I guess I can give you a thumb.
User avatar #36 - wittypotato (07/09/2013) [-]
watch on mute?
User avatar #25 - residentblackman (07/09/2013) [-]
Let's discuss other things that cause us to lose our boners. For me it's
-when the guy has a small dick
-when the guy isn't muscular or lean
-when the storyline is unrealistic, that's why I just skip halfway because I can't stand the "here's the sausage you ordered" ****
-more than one guy in the scene, that's pretty gay
-when the guy is a total spaz, such as walking up to the girl and right off the bat saying "lemme see ur ass"
User avatar #64 to #25 - thatoneiranianguy (07/09/2013) [-]
You seem to analyze the men more than the female in the video.
#59 to #25 - kingofqueens (07/09/2013) [-]
When the guy looks directly into the camera during the porno. Makes you feel like you're watching them from outside of a window.
User avatar #38 to #25 - dolandickbutt (07/09/2013) [-]
For me it is
-Penises
-Men
-Dicks
and finally
-Cabbages
User avatar #27 to #25 - militarybus (07/09/2013) [-]
here is what i heard
-i like men with big dicks
-i like strong men, with big dicks
#66 to #27 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm at work right now, and everyone in the office stared at me for laughing so hard. Thank you
User avatar #51 to #27 - cresel (07/09/2013) [-]
i like strong men with big dicks that are romantic but if there is more than 1 its gay
User avatar #33 to #27 - residentblackman (07/09/2013) [-]
n-no homo
User avatar #56 to #33 - militarybus (07/09/2013) [-]
damn, you just ruined my whole argument.
#21 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
**** all you those grammur nazis : you are, the moust descpicibile people ''I''....no. im just joking ; you can do, what ever you wan't ; grammer nazis correct allot, do as boner ;muhc ''posible''.
User avatar #23 to #21 - flemsdfer (07/09/2013) [-]
you're*
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#13 - baconslapped (07/09/2013) [-]
**baconslapped rolled a random image posted in comment #139068 at Shin Anime Social Board ** gets turned back on by this
User avatar #18 to #13 - tragicrhapsody (07/09/2013) [-]
Wait, is azreal the mage a thing?
User avatar #39 to #18 - killerliquid (07/09/2013) [-]
azraelthemage
#9 - crosskill (07/09/2013) [-]
According to the lightbulb, Obi Wan deserved it. Whatever "it" is.
User avatar #10 to #9 - TheGodamnBatman (07/09/2013) [-]
wan is my neighbor. he stole one of my mechanical pencils so i stabbed him.








#8 - KayRed ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
Sound's like my kinda women:
#32 to #8 - lacklusterpelican (07/09/2013) [-]
YFW Stalin was a communist not a fascist
#73 to #32 - KayRed ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
MFW that's the point, dumbass.
#45 to #32 - hinji **User deleted account** (07/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
There's a difference?
User avatar #47 to #45 - lacklusterpelican (07/09/2013) [-]
Yes, there is
#50 to #47 - hinji **User deleted account** (07/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I had no idea! (of course I had, I'm no idiot)
Still he's one of the greatest mass ********* in history (next to Mao Zedong), so I don't really care if he's a communist, fascist, brony or cookie
User avatar #54 to #50 - lacklusterpelican (07/09/2013) [-]
If Stalin was a brony... I don't wan't to think about that.
User avatar #5 - AquariusCyclone (07/09/2013) [-]
For anyone who cares,
-There is no need to capitalize "grammar nazi" because it's not an actual party.
-Don't put hyphens between words when the first word ends in "-ly".
-Don't put a comma after "Today" or "Tomorrow" unless it's already obvious in context that the following event takes place at that time.
-Don't put a comma after the adverbial clause "when a porn star . . . incorrect" unless it's obvious in context that you lose your boner when this happens.

VIRGIN MODE . . . DEACTIVATE.
#72 to #5 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
To be fair on one point, all FML posts start with "Today," so he really had nothing to do with it
User avatar #7 to #5 - TheGodamnBatman (07/09/2013) [-]
oi m8 u dunt be gun n correcting grammer. u a cheecky **** . u b acting lik u can evn deactivate ur virgin mode u greedy **** . u dun get da pussay
#11 to #7 - crosskill (07/09/2013) [-]
oi m8 bruv, im gunna use the trademans entrance, i don't wanna get up the duff with me own m8's bleedin baby wallet.
u'll av a two bob bit and out'll pop a bloody tyke whose sandwich short of a bleedin picnic and has two chevy chases. now are you gonna sack it or start shrimpin my ****** tootsies?
but not before stuffin my stonkin tagder up your lunchbox. imma make yer ****** sound as a pound. but don't be moufin or else we're gonna get rumbled.
i bet u a bloody marmite miner, don't say no to this 'arris. ya better stop starin at me twopenny bits, i'm not a bleedin hobknocker.
i fink ur well fit, your the bees knees and i lost the plot while i had a jimmy riddle, so i suggest you do the full monty and bobs.
u better not say nowt about snoggin me on the elephant and castle tube, and i won't drop a clanger to yer mum bout the time i went woofter wafter down the apples and pears in your sunday knickers.
innit?
#14 to #12 - crosskill (07/09/2013) [-]
i know ur keen as mustard, i've seen the way u stare at me khyber. u've been shufflin yer knuckles 2 me bajingas since u were knee high 2 a grassoppa aintcha? stop actin like a bloody chutney ferret lemme 'av a go on your council gritter. now stick me custard chucker up your vertical bacon sarnie!
User avatar #15 to #14 - TheGodamnBatman (07/09/2013) [-]
do you like hotdogs?

cause you should open your buns cause the meat is ready
#16 to #15 - crosskill (07/09/2013) [-]
i luv it when your bloody bristol cities are exposed. i just luv gawpin at your ham and eggs! but if yer gonna 'ave a bleedin jane eyre, go and 'av it elsewhere! u better go like the clappers before i give you a glasgow kiss you won't forget u grebo.
User avatar #17 to #16 - TheGodamnBatman (07/09/2013) [-]
how are you so good at this
User avatar #3 - analleakage (07/08/2013) [-]
he should name his penis 'that' and then everytime this happens he can say "i did nazi that coming"
#4 to #3 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
i did nazi that... *******
#1 - pineapplepeople (07/08/2013) [-]
unnecessary capitalization, commas, and hyphens. Worst grammar nazi ever.
User avatar #20 to #1 - srapture (07/09/2013) [-]
The capitalisation of 'grammar' and the hyphen were incorrect. There were no incorrectly used commas in his sentence though.
#31 to #20 - pineapplepeople (07/09/2013) [-]
not incorrect, but the first was unnecessary. At least that's how it reads in my head, I'm not an english major.
User avatar #37 to #31 - fingernails (07/09/2013) [-]
No that comma is right because, you use a comma when you want to pause and then continue to say something, so it would sound like this "Today........I found out"
#44 to #37 - pineapplepeople (07/09/2013) [-]
Not sure if you are intentionally irritating me, or doing so accidentally, because the comma used after because seems to be placed incorrectly (at least the way I'm reading it).
User avatar #75 to #44 - srapture (07/09/2013) [-]
"because the comma used after because seems to be placed incorrectly"
I don't think we should be trusting you with this kind of thing.
Anyway, the comma is necessary after "Today". It is correct.
#80 to #75 - pineapplepeople (07/10/2013) [-]
Well, as I had implied before, and as no one cares to consider, I really do not care that much about grammar. It is very possible that when I respond to someone at 1 in the morning I make a typo. But, I'm done arguing with those who won't even listen.
User avatar #82 to #80 - srapture (07/10/2013) [-]
Oh, I see what you meant. I thought you were saying he was annoying you by further defending the original statement. You're right. That comma after 'because' was completely wrong by that guy. Apologies, good sir.
#83 to #82 - pineapplepeople (07/10/2013) [-]
It's fine. I just found it annoying that I've stated that I'm not a grammar nazi several times in this thread, and every time I've had someone try to tell me I'm a bad grammar nazi. It gets a little irritating after a while. Have a wonderful day sir.
#35 to #31 - holyshizle (07/09/2013) [-]
The first comma is required. You actually have to follow a somewhat strict set of rules when submitting an fml.
#43 to #35 - pineapplepeople (07/09/2013) [-]
Like I said, I'm not positive. I really don't remember all the rules. It just didn't read correctly in my head.
#60 to #43 - holyshizle (07/09/2013) [-]
Wasn't trying to seem like a know-it-all. Just sharing information. No matter how useless.
Wasn't trying to seem like a know-it-all. Just sharing information. No matter how useless.
User avatar #34 to #31 - fredthemilkman (07/09/2013) [-]
The first one is put there by the website. All the sentences start with "Today,". Whoever posted it didn't have a choice.
#42 to #34 - pineapplepeople (07/09/2013) [-]
I was unaware of that, sorry.
User avatar #6 to #1 - TheGodamnBatman (07/09/2013) [-]
it makes me lose my boner.

ba dum tisssh
User avatar #2 to #1 - Airlancelot (07/08/2013) [-]
I guess the capitalization on Grammar Nazi was because they consider it a title, not a worthy one but they consider it so.
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