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#13 - lulzdealer (07/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth, I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street, Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
I gave my sermon an urban kick, My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga, That's cause Jesus Christ is my *****
Oooooooo, He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger, Born to the virgin mom in a manger
Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger, And he died for you're sins
I preach the word, that's my gig, And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG
Other MCs, I wish them well, But if you live in sin, you burn in hell
Jesus Christ is my ***** ...
He's the son of the original G,And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be
What?
Like if another MC says"your a freak! your a lame-butt rapperAnd you're rhymes are weak!"
I don't get mad and I don't critiqueI forgive him, and turn the other cheek
I don't blaspheme and I don't brag, I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag
I do exude a little Christian swag, Jesus Christ is our *****
Let his light shine through ya! Let his love pop a cap in you're butt and say HALLELUJAH! Jesus Christ is my *****
He's a homie MC JC UC? He's an honest, caring, peace-loving *****
Like me, If you do drugs and think your cool
You need to come to Sunday school! Put those drugs in the garbage can
Stand up tall, your a Christian man!Word up!
I'm freestyling!
Hit me!
#20 - clintonator (07/13/2014) [-]
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Now this is a story all about how my church got twist-turned upside down
And i'd like to take a minute just sit right there. I'll tell you how i became the pope of a church in Bel-air.
In westboro baptist church born and raised,
in the boy's choir is where i spent most of my days.
Chilling out max and relaxing all good'n all. Praying to Jesus outside of the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good. Started same-sex marriage in my neighborhood. I told them how it was wrong and my mom got scared. She said ''your moving with you're auntie and uncle in Bel-air. I begged her, pleaded her day after day but she packed my crosses and set me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my bible, i prayed to god and so i said i might as well kick it. First class, wow this is rad. Drinking Holywater out of a champagne glass. Is this how the popes of bel-air living like? Hmmmmm, this might be alright.
User avatar #24 - norkas (07/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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Woah, this got to the frontpage?
#1 - aleeyam (07/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Someone plz post that "You like new pope don't you atheist" spongebon pic just don't ******* over use it again
#3 - fezzo (07/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#10 - robogroovy (07/13/2014) [-]
he's got the right idea
User avatar #5 - basstard (07/12/2014) [-]
Praisin'.
#29 - iamchong (07/13/2014) [-]
He isn't the pope anymore
He is the Dope
#15 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
More like dope amirite?
+1
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User avatar #21 - middleofanegg ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Brasil decime que se siente
User avatar #12 - madmanransom (07/13/2014) [-]
Does the pope have as much swag as....
SOCRATES?: thebest404pageever.com/swf/socrates.swf
#28 - darkpotato (07/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #18 - udungoofedup (07/13/2014) [-]
Samurai Champloo Beatbox Just like this
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