the pope. tags. background]. Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth, I wanna teach kids the Christian truth If you wanna reach those kids on the street, Then you gotta do a rap to a
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#13 - lulzdealer (07/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth, I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street, Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
I gave my sermon an urban kick, My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga, That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
Oooooooo, He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger, Born to the virgin mom in a manger
Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger, And he died for you're sins
I preach the word, that's my gig, And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG
Other MCs, I wish them well, But if you live in sin, you burn in hell
Jesus Christ is my nigga...
He's the son of the original G,And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be
What?
Like if another MC says"your a freak! your a lame-butt rapperAnd you're rhymes are weak!"
I don't get mad and I don't critiqueI forgive him, and turn the other cheek
I don't blaspheme and I don't brag, I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag
I do exude a little Christian swag, Jesus Christ is our nigga
Let his light shine through ya! Let his love pop a cap in you're butt and say HALLELUJAH! Jesus Christ is my nigga
He's a homie MC JC UC? He's an honest, caring, peace-loving nigga
Like me, If you do drugs and think your cool
You need to come to Sunday school! Put those drugs in the garbage can
Stand up tall, your a Christian man!Word up!
I'm freestyling!
Hit me!
#20 - clintonator (07/13/2014) [-]
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Now this is a story all about how my church got twist-turned upside down
And i'd like to take a minute just sit right there. I'll tell you how i became the pope of a church in Bel-air.
In westboro baptist church born and raised,
in the boy's choir is where i spent most of my days.
Chilling out max and relaxing all good'n all. Praying to Jesus outside of the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good. Started same-sex marriage in my neighborhood. I told them how it was wrong and my mom got scared. She said ''your moving with you're auntie and uncle in Bel-air. I begged her, pleaded her day after day but she packed my crosses and set me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my bible, i prayed to god and so i said i might as well kick it. First class, wow this is rad. Drinking Holywater out of a champagne glass. Is this how the popes of bel-air living like? Hmmmmm, this might be alright.
User avatar #24 - norkas ONLINE (07/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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Woah, this got to the frontpage?
#1 - aleeyam (07/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Someone plz post that "You like new pope don't you atheist" spongebon pic just don't fucking over use it again
#3 - fezzo (07/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#4 - include ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
#10 - robogroovy ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
he's got the right idea
User avatar #5 - basstard (07/12/2014) [-]
Praisin'.
#15 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
More like dope amirite?
#9 - ugoboom ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
#29 - iamchong (07/13/2014) [-]
He isn't the pope anymore
He is the Dope
+1
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User avatar #21 - middleofanegg (07/13/2014) [-]
Brasil decime que se siente
User avatar #12 - madmanransom ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Does the pope have as much swag as....
SOCRATES?: thebest404pageever.com/swf/socrates.swf
#28 - darkpotato (07/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #18 - udungoofedup ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Samurai Champloo Beatbox Just like this
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