**Marker rolls 93** Some moron on the internet (that I don't know) told me to put this as my Facebook status because he "rolled" two random numbers and they happened to be the same. Frankly, I think I lucked out, because someone else could have gotten it first and told me to say something that I wouldn't want any of my closest friends or family members reading.

**trilobyte rolls 11** What Kipland Kinkel did is nothing compared what I'm going to do tomorrow

That really probably isn't something you should post lol...people are going to be like lolwut?? call the popo.

i have already delivered on this , but for you i shall do another.

i just replied to him lol, no idea why he did not reply in the post though.

**dilara rolls 48** I have a fetish for grandma vagina's. Anyone got some good grandma porn?

**trilobyte rolls 78** Going to shoot everyone @ school tomorrow

you sir owe me one new facebook status

Check your first comment bud, already replied.

**ROFL rolls 26**
Hi My Name Is Šnjork Šnjörgelsson

**datrandomazn rolls 61**
I've thought about my friend (Do @ and type the letter K then press Enter for the first name) He/she has been on my mind alot lately by lately I mean every hour of every second masturbating to them naked licking peanut butter off my nipples.

**trollingonfj rolls 07** Hearing my dad raping my sis from my room.. So awkward

That's not awkward, i usually join in

Fuck man, if he would really deliver that one and you would have gotten dubs that would have been godlike