punchline. . GETTING A DRIVERS LICENSE Proper prep is necessary far the photo to turn out haw you want, One month of growth is the canvas ta work with... A litt
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Proper prep is necessary far the photo
to turn out haw you want,
One month of growth is the
canvas ta work with...
A little male pattern baldness.
We never been to Tennessee, but if I had....
My favorite but I didn' t expect to get
away with it.
Crossed my eyes while keeping am an the camera,
pushed my head back ta give a double chin.
It was like christmas when it came in the mail.
The only thing left ta do was get pulled over!
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Submitted: 05/31/2014
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User avatar #1 - killerjhtwo ONLINE (05/31/2014) [+] (16 replies)
This is as ******* stupid as *insert witty simile here because I cannot be arsed*

This is one of those things idiots do where it seems like a great idea until you actually get pulled over and possibly arrested for not being you.
Unless you're going to take the time to explain/show that it is actually you. Which, if they're pulling you over as part of anti-drunk driving or drugs measures doesn't really help your case much as it makes you seem suspicious as **** , most of the time people who are male pattern bald do not grow their hair back.
So, actually by doing this you'll be wasting time and/or possibly thousands of other people's money if the police officer suspects and arrests your you for fraud/driving without a licence just so you can turn around at the end and be like "Hurdurr it was me all along!!"
Like taking LSD and wanking using battery acid as lube.
It may have seemed like a great idea at the time, but will turn out to be an absolutely god awful one in retrospect.
#2 to #1 - puttman ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 - tittylovin (06/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My uncle did something similar to this.
He tilted his head backwards and smiled really hard without opening his mouth, and slightly crossed his eyes.
Since he was already kind of a big guy, this gave him a huge double chin and the rarely seen "double cheeks"
It looked completely ridiculous, but ended up being a boon.
Turns out making a cop laugh so hard he can't speak is one way to get out of a ticket.
#40 - ccarpio (06/01/2014) [-]
well op, you know what to do whenever you get pulled over
well op, you know what to do whenever you get pulled over
#20 - redstain (06/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Is it a bad thing that the way he did that makes him look like my Dad?
User avatar #39 - Sterski ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Great, now you've got a driver's license picture that looks nothing like you. That's gonna go well.
User avatar #11 - Silver Quantum (06/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
doesn't really look like he knows how to cross his eyes
User avatar #59 - kaboomz (06/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
*pulled over*
"license and registration please..."
"here it is *giggles*"
"hmm.. central we have a possible 503 in progress on kfc ****** street"
"is there a problem officer?"
"this image doesnt seem to be you sir"
"oh but its me i was just trolling"
"i dont know what trolling means and im gonna need you to step out of the vehicle sir"
"out of the car slowly"
"its just a prank"
"yeah sure it is. do you have any drugs or illegal firearms in your vehicle sir?"
"hmm no"

dis ***** would drop so much spaghetti they would rename kfc ****** street to bobidi bubidi street
#19 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
#15 - imposant ONLINE (06/01/2014) [+] (11 replies)
#55 - algorath (06/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Not as epic as a drivers license, but heres my travel card
#56 to #55 - algorath (06/01/2014) [-]
The picture used..
#65 - secretlywheatbread (06/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
no one sees the resemblance?
#42 - swaye (06/01/2014) [-]
**swaye rolled image** police fw
#37 - lonelysoul (06/01/2014) [+] (6 replies)
**lonelysoul rolled image**
#47 to #46 - articulate ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
**articulate rolled image** mfw that's not GoT.
User avatar #36 - kojinus (06/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
im not sure what the punchline is ,
#71 - familyguyreference (06/01/2014) [-]
Where im from people correct your posture when you try to pull off that double chin thing.
User avatar #60 - mastersaturday (06/01/2014) [-]
Have fun explaining to the cop why you have "someone else's" driver's license.
User avatar #58 - makeithail (06/01/2014) [-]
not much room to talk **** about tennessee when you're from indiana

tennessee master race
#35 - soldiertwo ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
i have no idea what this is.
#9 - bleeduntildeath (06/01/2014) [-]
wow trevor phillips goes to great lengths to make his driver's license perfect
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