FALSE:
Relativistic physics says that the energy of an object at near light speed is : E = mc^2(y-1) where y is the relativistic dilator : y = 1/(sqrt(1-v^2/c^2)). solving for the new v gives a speed of : v = sqrt(90000000000000000 - 0.0003) or apprx c.

Considering what that would do to that bitch's head, I think it's safe to say that this hentai scene just became a 4chan classic
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